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1999-03-11 00:00:00 - Kiddie Clones In Section Land - (EZBeehehehe <ELZBURNS@Prodigy.Net>)


This is the kind of episode that spawns this train of thought..... Operations: "Well, hello Dolly.....So nice to have you back where you belong. Brief me on how things are going in Section Two'sTiny TotsTwisted Tutoring Temple." Dolly: "Well, I am swell sir, as you can tell sir, but we are having trouble with some of the Kiddie Clones." O: "What is it?" D: "Well, the Maddy Kiddie Clone keeps pushing the other kids down the stairs." O: "Any fatalities?" D: "Er, ah, no....just lots of bruises and well, she's hoarding all the dolls too." O: "Maybe we can instill a doll phobia in the next batch." D: "Sir, that isn't all." O: "Hmmm?" D: "The Birky Baby Clones are cracking all access codes." O: "Is this a problem?" D: "Well, they keep getting out all over the place. And we have to round them up from all over the building. Heck, if it wasn't for a loaded diaper on one of them, we would have never found him under your desk." O: "I can see where that would be a problem." D: "Sir, Four of them got up on the roof yesterday and had transmitted for a pick-up from the Section Chopper!" O: "What!" D: "Yeah, they had programed a mission to Disney World, had even hacked into their program for free passes, food and accomodations." O: "That is pretty impressive for kids who still can't see over the counter at Burger King." D: "Well, you should see what the Little Nikita Clone is doing." O: "Which is....." D: "Nothing really.....she seems to be the most well adjusted and normal kid of the group. But that is the problem, the other kids seem to think she is weird. O: "Can we do something about that?" D: "We may need to soon sir. She got down to the Buffered Hostiles the other day and managed to let about 15 of them go." O: "DAMN!" D: "Er, ah....AHEM.....Then there are those Walter Tikes. Sir, we REALLY need to be more careful about the chemicals we leave out and accessable around here." O: "I will get with Louise the Cleaning Lady about that." D: "Er, she is laid up in Sick Bay right now. The plastic surgeon thinks he can restore what looks like a natural hairline." O: "What happened?" D: "A little surprise in her mop bucket. Did you know you can make a bomb using pablum, drain cleaner and diaper rash ointment?" O: "Oh Geez! When you started talking chemcals, I thought you meant the were using them another way....nevermind...." D: "Then there is your clone sir. Little Oppy Boppy." O: "I knew it! Chip off the old block? Knew he would be." D: " Sir..." O: "Bet he is ordering all the other clones around. Bet he even has Little Georgie Boy Clone towing the line." D: "No sir, we have had to put him in theraputic isolation." O: "WHAT!' D: "Sir, the Midget Mikey Clone keeps beating the snot out of him, so he is absolutely terrified to leave his room." O: "WHAT!" D: "Well, your clone DID kill his dog.." EZBee, Well helllo Dolly, Welll hello Dolly, It's so nice to have you back where you belong.....

1999-03-11 00:00:00 - Re: Kiddie Clones In Section Land - (jrzygrl <amdm@my-dejanews.com>)


In article <7c97b9$q50$1@newssvr03-int.news.prodigy.com>, EZBeehehehe <ELZBURNS@Prodigy.Net> wrote: > EZBee, > Well helllo Dolly, > Welll hello Dolly, > It's so nice to have you back where you belong..... > oh, EZ....that was so baaaaaaaadd :) jrzy (live, not Memorex) HH #17 ;-* Purple & Gold Veil I AM NOT OBSESSED! -----------== Posted via Deja News, The Discussion Network ==---------- http://www.dejanews.com/ Search, Read, Discuss, or Start Your Own

1999-03-11 00:00:00 - Re: Kiddie Clones In Section Land - (granvia@aol.comLONGing)


> >D: "Then there is your clone sir. Little Oppy Boppy." > > ROLF! G > Loved it all, EZ, but that line really got to me! Co-Webster of the LFN Our NGer Gang.(L.O.N.G.) A page for, by, and about the alt.tv & alt.fan Newsgroups denizens. So you don't leave me L.O.N.G.ing for you...here's the address: http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Network/4458

1999-03-12 00:00:00 - Re: Kiddie Clones In Section Land - (wickddoll@nofeckingspam.com)


hehehe You KILL me, girl! :-D Natalie, laughing incessantly On 11 Mar 1999 19:59:37 GMT, EZBeehehehe <ELZBURNS@Prodigy.Net> wrote: >This is the kind of episode that spawns this train of thought..... > >Operations: "Well, hello Dolly.....So nice to have you back where you belong. >Brief me on how things are going in Section Two'sTiny TotsTwisted Tutoring Temple." > >Dolly: "Well, I am swell sir, as you can tell sir, >but we are having trouble with some of the Kiddie Clones." > >O: "What is it?" > >D: "Well, the Maddy Kiddie Clone keeps pushing the other kids down the stairs." > >O: "Any fatalities?" > >D: "Er, ah, no....just lots of bruises and well, she's hoarding all the dolls too." > >O: "Maybe we can instill a doll phobia in the next batch." > >D: "Sir, that isn't all." > >O: "Hmmm?" > >D: "The Birky Baby Clones are cracking all access codes." > >O: "Is this a problem?" > >D: "Well, they keep getting out all over the place. And we have to round them up from all over the building. Heck, if it >wasn't for a loaded diaper on one of them, we would have never found him under your desk." > >O: "I can see where that would be a problem." > >D: "Sir, Four of them got up on the roof yesterday and had transmitted for a pick-up from the Section >Chopper!" > >O: "What!" > >D: "Yeah, they had programed a mission to Disney World, had even hacked into their program for >free passes, food and accomodations." > >O: "That is pretty impressive for kids who still can't see over the counter at Burger King." > >D: "Well, you should see what the Little Nikita Clone is doing." > >O: "Which is....." > >D: "Nothing really.....she seems to be the most well adjusted and normal kid of the group. But that is the problem, the other kids seem to think she is weird. > >O: "Can we do something about that?" > >D: "We may need to soon sir. She got down to the Buffered Hostiles the other day and managed to let about 15 of them go." > >O: "DAMN!" > >D: "Er, ah....AHEM.....Then there are those Walter Tikes. Sir, we REALLY need to be more careful about the chemicals >we leave out and accessable around here." > >O: "I will get with Louise the Cleaning Lady about that." > >D: "Er, she is laid up in Sick Bay right now. The plastic surgeon thinks he can restore what looks like a natural hairline." > >O: "What happened?" > >D: "A little surprise in her mop bucket. Did you know you can make a bomb using pablum, drain >cleaner and diaper rash ointment?" > >O: "Oh Geez! When you started talking chemcals, I thought you meant the were using them another >way....nevermind...." > >D: "Then there is your clone sir. Little Oppy Boppy." > >O: "I knew it! Chip off the old block? Knew he would be." > >D: " Sir..." > >O: "Bet he is ordering all the other clones around. Bet he even has Little Georgie Boy Clone towing the line." > >D: "No sir, we have had to put him in theraputic isolation." > >O: "WHAT!' > >D: "Sir, the Midget Mikey Clone keeps beating the snot out of him, so he is absolutely terrified to leave his room." > >O: "WHAT!" > >D: "Well, your clone DID kill his dog.." > >EZBee, >Well helllo Dolly, >Welll hello Dolly, >It's so nice to have you back where you belong..... La Funne Nikita at: http://members.xoom.com/MelodyA/lfn.htm "Wicked little doll, you are not human" "Wicked little doll, you have no soul" (David Byrne, 1997)

1999-03-12 00:00:00 - Re: Kiddie Clones In Section Land - (threee@aol.combust.org)


<< D: "Sir, the Midget Mikey Clone keeps beating the snot out of him, so he is absolutely terrified to leave his room." O: "WHAT!" D: "Well, your clone DID kill his dog.." >> Pure poetry. Elizabeth Chambers ThreeE@aol.com Sometimes I sing and dance around the house in my underwear. Doesn't make me Madonna. Never will. Joan Cusack - Working Girl

1999-03-12 00:00:00 - Re: Kiddie Clones In Section Land - (Paige Foster <morrigan@earthlink.net>)


This whole thing had me grinning, and then I got to this part: EZBeehehehe wrote: > O: "Bet he is ordering all the other clones around. Bet he even has Little Georgie Boy Clone towing the line." > > D: "No sir, we have had to put him in theraputic isolation." > > O: "WHAT!' > > D: "Sir, the Midget Mikey Clone keeps beating the snot out of him, so he is absolutely terrified to leave his room." and I laughed out loud. Literally. Too funny, EZB. Paige Online Art Gallery: http://home.earthlink.net/~morrigan/

1999-03-12 00:00:00 - Re: Kiddie Clones In Section Land - ("Saril & Dr.X" <rh53604@kvalley.com>)


Hehehehehehehehe.....<gasp>....hawhawhawhawhahwhawhhawhahwhwh hawhawh...<long gasp>hahahahahahahhahahahah!!!! ...Sa...sa...sar... Saril - still gasping!

1999-03-12 00:00:00 - Re: Kiddie Clones In Section Land - (beck92856@aol.com)


ROFLMAO here, EZ ! A classic. . . Gudrun, talent don't have to smack her up side the head to be recognized

1999-03-16 00:00:00 - Re: Kiddie Clones In Section Land - (bacsrtbabe@aol.com)


To funny......i laughed all the more cuase Dolly just happens to be my real name. Keep up the good woek Ezb .