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1998-11-14 00:00:00 - Speaking of the law.... - (Lisa Wilson <lawilson@naxs.com>)


I arrived home today to find an envelope from the Clerk of the Circuit Court. It seems that I have been called for Petit Jury duty. Now this wouldn't be an inconvenience except that I'm called on my birthday! Is that depressing or what? Do you think that if I told them that I am a member of a highly secret anti-terrorist group that would be forced to cancell me if I was required to attend court functions they would let me off? :) On a more humorous note the following thoughts came to me at 4:45 pm today (that's 10 hours into my 12 hour shift). How to tell if your Section is headed by a redneck: The surveillance van is a '72 Ford pickup with cattle racks on the bed. The code names for female operatives are all two words. (Bobbi Lee, Linda Sue, Sally Jo, etc.) The code names for male operatives are Junior, Bubba, Jethro, Billy Bob, etc. The operations deck is decorated with deer heads and there are brass spittoons in every corner. RC Colas and moon pies are served at briefings. Operatives are issued a double barrelled shotgun and a hound dog (breed is optional). Female operatives are required to have big hair. The mood music in the White Room is Johnny Cash's "Ring of Fire". That's all for now. Please don't hurt me! :) Lisa aka Kierana mailto:lawilson@naxs.com

1998-11-15 00:00:00 - Re: Speaking of the law.... - (catknsn@aol.com)


>How to tell if your Section is headed by a redneck: ROTFL! Loved them! * Female operatives are referred to as "fillies" * The entrance to Section is hidden in the dressing room at Wal-Mart * The operations loft has been replaced by a double-wide trailer * The next nude scene of Michael's, you see he has a big heart with "Nikita" in the center tattooed on his butt * Tube tops are standard mission wear for all female operatives * For two weeks in November, all operatives are on close quarters standby - at the Section huntin' lodge Section terms used in a sentence: Cancel - He ain't got no money, that's why I cancel him my truck Mission - I wash so drunksh I kept mission the trailer park entransh *ducks gunfire and flames* OK, I'll stop now... DARN IT WE'RE BORED! Can't S3 start NOW? Just give us the first ep? I bet it's finished! :-) Cathy The Alberta Watson Home Page http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Studio/9470/index.html Walter's Wench #51 - Cinnamon Tart and one of the lucky ones! Heyn's Hussy #16/chocolate veil Alberta's Apprentice #12 Queen of the Twisted Hopeless Romantics "This is who we are." CQS '98/LCA '98 Survivor! ICQ 1206775

1998-11-15 00:00:00 - Re: Speaking of the law.... - (pianolds1@aol.com)


>>How to tell if your Section is headed by a redneck: >* Female operatives are referred to as "fillies" > >* The entrance to Section is hidden in the dressing room at Wal-Mart > >* The operations loft has been replaced by a double-wide trailer >* The next nude scene of Michael's, you see he has a big heart with "Nikita" >in the center tattooed on his butt > >* Tube tops are standard mission wear for all female operatives >* For two weeks in November, all operatives are on close quarters standby - >at >the Section huntin' lodge > >Section terms used in a sentence: > >Cancel - He ain't got no money, that's why I cancel him my truck >Mission - I wash so drunksh I kept mission the trailer park entransh > >*ducks gunfire and flames* > >OK, I'll stop now... > >DARN IT WE'RE BORED! Can't S3 start NOW? Just give us the first ep? I bet >it's finished! :-) > >Cathy >The Alberta Watson Home Page LOL You slay me Cath!!! Gail

1998-11-15 00:00:00 - Re: Speaking of the law.... - (Dinky5@webtv.net)


Dont forget the old cars and trucks also someone must live in a trailer on a dirt road and have some hounds. Mike

1998-11-16 00:00:00 - Re: Speaking of the law.... - (jencchs@aol.com)


Here is one. - Section is out in the open........but its hidden by all the old cars that don't work that are parked out front of it..........on cinder blocks. <<running back to where I came from....the mountains of NC>> The Zygoate, Jen CCHS Alumni-Class of '98 Go Western Carolina Univ. Catamounts! Birkoff- "Uh-oh, she's hot for the guy." Nikita- "Up yours, Birkoff." Birkoff- "Any time, babe. My number's in the book." Nikita & Birkoff-La Femme Nikita USA Network

1998-11-16 00:00:00 - Re: Speaking of the law.... - (rita7@pacbell.net)


>The hounds have to be under a wooden porch where they are injured when the >porch collapses. Don't forget a bench for whittling and fibbin'. Rita Walter's Wench Saucy Tart # 82 "Anytime anyone in this place starts talking about mom, you know he's got problems." Walter

1998-11-16 00:00:00 - Re: Speaking of the law.... - (pianolds1@aol.com)


>Dont forget the old cars and trucks also someone must live in a trailer >on a dirt road and have some hounds. > >Mike The hounds have to be under a wooden porch where they are injured when the porch collapses. Gail