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1999-02-09 00:00:00 - Re: OT - Forwarded TV Humor - (Wickddoll <wickddoll@nofeckingspamhotmai.com>)


LOLOL! Good one, Chris! :-D Natalie, still laughing

1999-02-09 00:00:00 - Re: OT - Forwarded TV Humor - (Chris Touhey <ctouhey@CUTonramp.net>)


Suzita wrote: > LOL Chris!!! > > I wonder what the line up for USA would be? > USA 7:00 WWF Steroid Circus 8:00 Pacific Blue Balls 9:00 Silicone Stalkings 10:00 Sandra Bullock She Ain't Chris

1999-02-09 00:00:00 - OT - Forwarded TV Humor - (Chris Touhey <ctouhey@CUTonramp.net>)


I saw this post in the rec.arts.tv group and laughed so loud I had people coming from other offices to see if I had lost my mind. Since many of us here often complain of the quality of television shows, I thought any of you who have not seen this post might enjoy it. Chris ------------------------- Title: TV Premiers (humor) Author: Troy_Heagy@hotmail.com Posted to: rec.arts.tv rec.arts.sf.tv alt.tv.star-trek.voyager ------------------------- Tonight's Television Season Premieres: FOX 8:00 Real Humans in Real Pain 8:30 Feral Dingoes Eating Children on Tape 9:00 Jiggle It Beach 9:30 LA Chicks 10:00 Beverly Hills 90210: The 90,210th Episode CBS 8:00 Cosby 8:30 The Cosby Show 9:00 Everybody Loves Cosby 9:30 Cosby, Texas Ranger 10:00 Kids Say the Cutest Frickin' Things, Hosted by Bill Cosby ABC 3PM Monday Night Football 8:00 The Nauseating World of Disney 8:30 Sappy Days 9:30 Boredom Meets World 10:00 2 Guys a Girl and a Whole Lotta Warm-Fuzzies NBC 8:00 Dateline 8:30 Dateline 9:00 Dateline 9:30 Dateline 10:00 Best of Dateline UPN 8:00 The Unwatchables 8:30 Star Trek: Voyage To The Bottom Of The Ratings 9:00 Theoretically Existing Show 9:30 Praying For Syndication 10:00 The Last Thing You'd Ever Want To Sit Through WB 8:00 Where My Wife At? 8:30 Gittin' Yo Freak On 9:00 Buffy Wears a Wonder-Bra 9:30 Kids Suck The Darndest Things 10:00 Dawson's Crack ANIMAL PLANET 8:00 Incontinent Rhinos 9:00 Dan Taylor: Mongoose Optometrist 10:00 STAY! 10:30 They Smell Fear, Don't They? E! 8:00 Andy Gibb: A Nightmare Descent Into Booze & Pills 9:00 Margot Kidder: A Nightmare Descent Into Booze & Pills 10:00 Boy George: A Nightmare Descent Into Booze & Pills ESPN2 8:00 Finland's Brutalest Men 8:30 Being Hit By A Trolley Regional Semifinals 9:00 60 Minutes Of Joe Theismann's Leg Breaking 10:00 Co-Ed Spread-Eagled Weight -Training From Maui SCI-FI 8:00 Space: 1972 9:00 The Bermuda Triangle: Myth or Fiction? 10:00 Mid-Budget Galaxy LIFETIME 8:00 How Can I Choose Between My Daughters? 9:00 The Abused Wife Who Didn't Mean To Kill Her Policeman Husband In Self-Defense 10:00 The Boy Whose Mommy Watched Far Too Much Television TNN 8:00 Well, I'll Be Dipped In Pigshit! 9:00 You Hush Up, Wanda Mae 9:30 Sheeeeeeee-It! 10:00 Hold 'Er Down While I Get The Rifle From The Truck

1999-02-10 00:00:00 - Re: OT - Forwarded TV Humor - (Suzita <sugeo@att.net>)


LOL Chris!!! I wonder what the line up for USA would be? Suzita Chris Touhey wrote in message <36C0B249.FBBE2ED5@CUTonramp.net>... >I saw this post in the rec.arts.tv group and laughed so loud I had >people coming from other offices to see if I had lost my mind. Since >many of us here often complain of the quality of television shows, I >thought any of you who have not seen this post might enjoy it. > >Chris > >------------------------- >Title: TV Premiers (humor) >Author: Troy_Heagy@hotmail.com >Posted to: rec.arts.tv >rec.arts.sf.tv >alt.tv.star-trek.voyager >------------------------- > >Tonight's Television Season Premieres: > >FOX >8:00 Real Humans in Real Pain >8:30 Feral Dingoes Eating Children on Tape >9:00 Jiggle It Beach >9:30 LA Chicks >10:00 Beverly Hills 90210: The 90,210th Episode > >CBS >8:00 Cosby >8:30 The Cosby Show >9:00 Everybody Loves Cosby >9:30 Cosby, Texas Ranger >10:00 Kids Say the Cutest Frickin' Things, Hosted by Bill Cosby > >ABC >3PM Monday Night Football >8:00 The Nauseating World of Disney >8:30 Sappy Days >9:30 Boredom Meets World >10:00 2 Guys a Girl and a Whole Lotta Warm-Fuzzies > >NBC >8:00 Dateline >8:30 Dateline >9:00 Dateline >9:30 Dateline >10:00 Best of Dateline > >UPN >8:00 The Unwatchables >8:30 Star Trek: Voyage To The Bottom Of The Ratings >9:00 Theoretically Existing Show >9:30 Praying For Syndication >10:00 The Last Thing You'd Ever Want To Sit Through > >WB >8:00 Where My Wife At? >8:30 Gittin' Yo Freak On >9:00 Buffy Wears a Wonder-Bra >9:30 Kids Suck The Darndest Things >10:00 Dawson's Crack > >ANIMAL PLANET >8:00 Incontinent Rhinos >9:00 Dan Taylor: Mongoose Optometrist >10:00 STAY! >10:30 They Smell Fear, Don't They? > >E! >8:00 Andy Gibb: A Nightmare Descent Into Booze & Pills >9:00 Margot Kidder: A Nightmare Descent Into Booze & Pills >10:00 Boy George: A Nightmare Descent Into Booze & Pills > >ESPN2 >8:00 Finland's Brutalest Men >8:30 Being Hit By A Trolley Regional Semifinals >9:00 60 Minutes Of Joe Theismann's Leg Breaking >10:00 Co-Ed Spread-Eagled Weight -Training From Maui > >SCI-FI >8:00 Space: 1972 >9:00 The Bermuda Triangle: Myth or Fiction? >10:00 Mid-Budget Galaxy > >LIFETIME >8:00 How Can I Choose Between My Daughters? >9:00 The Abused Wife Who Didn't Mean To Kill Her Policeman Husband In >Self-Defense >10:00 The Boy Whose Mommy Watched Far Too Much Television > >TNN >8:00 Well, I'll Be Dipped In Pigshit! >9:00 You Hush Up, Wanda Mae >9:30 Sheeeeeeee-It! >10:00 Hold 'Er Down While I Get The Rifle From The Truck >

1999-02-10 00:00:00 - Re: OT - Forwarded TV Humor - (paleoanth@aol.com)


Suz! What a great idea! Let's see- 8:00 Babes on bikes go hunt for Moby Dick 9:00 The Atomic Dog surfs the Net 10:00 any takes for the 10 o'clock spot? Paleoanth >LOL Chris!!! > >I wonder what the line up for USA would be? > >Suzita > >Chris Touhey wrote in message <36C0B249.FBBE2ED5@CUTonramp.net>... >>I saw this post in the rec.arts.tv group and laughed so loud I had >>people coming from other offices to see if I had lost my mind. Since >>many of us here often complain of the quality of television shows, I >>thought any of you who have not seen this post might enjoy it. >> >>Chris >> >>------------------------- >>Title: TV Premiers (humor) >>Author: Troy_Heagy@hotmail.com >>Posted to: rec.arts.tv >>rec.arts.sf.tv >>alt.tv.star-trek.voyager >>------------------------- >> >>Tonight's Television Season Premieres: >> >>FOX >>8:00 Real Humans in Real Pain >>8:30 Feral Dingoes Eating Children on Tape >>9:00 Jiggle It Beach >>9:30 LA Chicks >>10:00 Beverly Hills 90210: The 90,210th Episode >> >>CBS >>8:00 Cosby >>8:30 The Cosby Show >>9:00 Everybody Loves Cosby >>9:30 Cosby, Texas Ranger >>10:00 Kids Say the Cutest Frickin' Things, Hosted by Bill Cosby >> >>ABC >>3PM Monday Night Football >>8:00 The Nauseating World of Disney >>8:30 Sappy Days >>9:30 Boredom Meets World >>10:00 2 Guys a Girl and a Whole Lotta Warm-Fuzzies >> >>NBC >>8:00 Dateline >>8:30 Dateline >>9:00 Dateline >>9:30 Dateline >>10:00 Best of Dateline >> >>UPN >>8:00 The Unwatchables >>8:30 Star Trek: Voyage To The Bottom Of The Ratings >>9:00 Theoretically Existing Show >>9:30 Praying For Syndication >>10:00 The Last Thing You'd Ever Want To Sit Through >> >>WB >>8:00 Where My Wife At? >>8:30 Gittin' Yo Freak On >>9:00 Buffy Wears a Wonder-Bra >>9:30 Kids Suck The Darndest Things >>10:00 Dawson's Crack >> >>ANIMAL PLANET >>8:00 Incontinent Rhinos >>9:00 Dan Taylor: Mongoose Optometrist >>10:00 STAY! >>10:30 They Smell Fear, Don't They? >> >>E! >>8:00 Andy Gibb: A Nightmare Descent Into Booze & Pills >>9:00 Margot Kidder: A Nightmare Descent Into Booze & Pills >>10:00 Boy George: A Nightmare Descent Into Booze & Pills >> >>ESPN2 >>8:00 Finland's Brutalest Men >>8:30 Being Hit By A Trolley Regional Semifinals >>9:00 60 Minutes Of Joe Theismann's Leg Breaking >>10:00 Co-Ed Spread-Eagled Weight -Training From Maui >> >>SCI-FI >>8:00 Space: 1972 >>9:00 The Bermuda Triangle: Myth or Fiction? >>10:00 Mid-Budget Galaxy >> >>LIFETIME >>8:00 How Can I Choose Between My Daughters? >>9:00 The Abused Wife Who Didn't Mean To Kill Her Policeman Husband In >>Self-Defense >>10:00 The Boy Whose Mommy Watched Far Too Much Television >> >>TNN >>8:00 Well, I'll Be Dipped In Pigshit! >>9:00 You Hush Up, Wanda Mae >>9:30 Sheeeeeeee-It! >>10:00 Hold 'Er Down While I Get The Rifle From The Truck >> > > > > > > >

1999-02-10 00:00:00 - Re: OT - Forwarded TV Humor - (granvia@aol.com)


ROFL! > >USA >7:00 WWF Steroid Circus >8:00 Pacific Blue Balls >9:00 Silicone Stalkings >10:00 Sandra Bullock She Ain't > >Chris > > G > I loved the 8p one! Co-Webster of the LFN Our NGer Gang.(L.O.N.G.) A page for, by, and about the alt.tv & alt.fan Newsgroups denizens. So you don't leave me L.O.N.G.ing for you...here's the address: http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Network/4458

1999-02-10 00:00:00 - Re: OT - Forwarded TV Humor - (EZBeehehehe <ELZBURNS@Prodigy.Net>)


Chris Touhey <ctouhey@CUTonramp.net> writes: > Suzita wrote: > > > LOL Chris!!! > > > > I wonder what the line up for USA would be? > > > > USA > 7:00 WWF Steroid Circus > 8:00 Pacific Blue Balls > 9:00 Silicone Stalkings > 10:00 Sandra Bullock She Ain't > > Chris First I was going to post a big "Thank you!" for sharing the first post... Now this.... Oh geez....too funny..... Thanks.... EZBee, Who happens to like WWF for the same reason's Amandnandna does... Rock....

1999-02-11 00:00:00 - Re: OT - Forwarded TV Humor - (Wickddoll <wickddoll@nofeckingspamhotmai.com>)


LOLOL Chris! :-D Natalie, hugging the prodigal IRCer Chris Touhey wrote in message <36C11FDE.EE1B08B@CUTonramp.net>... >Suzita wrote: > >> LOL Chris!!! >> >> I wonder what the line up for USA would be? >> > >USA >7:00 WWF Steroid Circus >8:00 Pacific Blue Balls >9:00 Silicone Stalkings >10:00 Sandra Bullock She Ain't > >Chris > >