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2000-09-16 01:12:23+00:00 - OT: Flame form - (Wickeddoll <wickeddoll@nofeckingspamhotmail.com>)


Got this from the Alberta Watson board (Thanks RogueOp) With all the trolling on the boards lately, this is a very timely form! LOL Natalie, LHAO Dear: [ ] Clueless Newbie [ ] Lamer [ ] AOLer [ ] Sheep Shagger [ ] Me too-er [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek [ ] Shouter [ ] Spammer [ ] Nerd [ ] Elvis [ ] Cop [ ] Fed [ ] Freak [ ] Scientologist [ ] Methodist [ ] Englander [ ] Moron [ ] Mud Packer [ ] Tube [ ] Liar [ ] Sir [ ] Twit [ ] Great man on campus [ ] Madam [ ] Dweeb [ ] Twerp [ ] Elvis [ ] Moon Beam [ ] Boor [ ] Citoyen [ ] Geek [ ] Grad Student [ ] Comrade [ ] Obergruppenfuehrer You Are Being Flamed Because: [ ] You posted a "test" in a newsgroup other than alt.test [ ] You didn't pay attention to the topic of this newsgroup [ ] You posted warez in pieces LESS than 5000 lines [ ] You posted something asking for warez sites [ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply [ ] I don't appreciate your sense of humor [ ] You continued a long, stupid thread [ ] You started an off-topic thread [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message [ ] You begged for money. [ ] Your name is Gareth and you sent me stupid pictures again [ ] You said "me too" to something [ ] You suck [ ] You sent the 'Beep' message [ ] You brag about things that never happened [ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks [ ] You made up slang then used it in a message [ ] I don't like your tone of voice [ ] I think you might be a fed or a cop [ ] You posted to more than four newsgroups [ ] You asked a question without reading the FAQ [ ] You sent a mail bomb [ ] You forgot to turn off your capslock [ ] You are obviously not of the same opinion as me [ ] You sent a stupid and useless mail message [ ] You bug me with your inane drivel [ ] I just felt like flaming you [ ] You replied to my mail far to slowly [ ] You sent the same mail message again for the 2nd time [ ] You sent the same mail message again for the 3rd time [ ] You sent the same mail message again for the 4th time [ ] You sent the same mail message again for the Nth time [ ] You didn't stick to the topic of my mail [ ] You didn't apologise enough for breathing [ ] you advocated Net censorship [ ] you SCREAMED! (used all caps) [ ] you threatened others with physical harm [ ] you repeatedly assumed unwarranted moral or intellectual superiority [ ] you are under the misapprehension that this group is your preserve [ ] you repeatedly showed lack of humor [ ] you are apparently under compulsion to post to every thread [ ] you are posting an anonymous attack To Repent, You Must: [ ] Be the PR guy for The Moonies [Unitarians] for one month [ ] Give up your AOL account [ ] Give up your E-Mail account for a month [ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it [ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor [ ] Actually post something relevant [ ] Read the FAQ [ ] Be the Pope's love slave for one week [ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month [ ] Post your tests to alt.test [ ] Refrain from using any capital letters for 10 consecutive posts [ ] Reply to my mails within 1 working day of me posting them [ ] Always apologise to me for anything youv'e done [ ] Show due respect to me at all times In Closing, I'd Like to Say: [ ] Get a life [ ] Stop it [ ] Never post again [ ] I pity your dog [ ] Go to hell [ ] Just don't [ ] Sleep well tonight (as tommorow I will send you a virus) [ ] Yor process should have been aborted immediately after logon [ ] Stop talking such nonsense [ ] Learn to post or don't post again [ ] Take you opinions somewhere they may be appreciated [ ] If you ever post again I shall personally mail-bomb you [ ] Do us all a favor and crawl into some industrial machinery [ ] All of the above End Flame. -- http://members.nbci.com/MelodyA/lfn.htm "Wicked little doll, you are not human" "Wicked little doll, you have no soul" (David Byrne, 1997)