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1999-02-01 00:00:00 - Story Idea - (Ogre1994@webtv.net)


1000 years after a really big war: Women rule the Earth and the only few men left are frozen like Butterball turkeys waiting to be thawed out and served. The status quo is content until one young tom is unfrozen by the women of Potato Farm #732. He is nursed back to health and is becomes part of the commune after the women tell him that the really big war was because men were cruel and greedy. Then something bad happens-the women of Cabbage Farm #196 have damned the river upstream and has captured the Potato Farm #732's envoy. The women of Potato Farm #732 have no choice but to ask the man to become involved. Matriarch: "Will you help us?" Man: "No." Matriarch: "But Cabbage Farm #196 wants all our food and they're holding my daughter hostage!" Man: "Too bad." Matriarch: "But we're the ones who woke you from out of your long sleep." Man: "And you're the ones who could put me back into one if I look at one of you crosswise," Matriarch: "But we need someone with military experience because our naturally superior feminine negotiating abilities aren't quite cutting it right now." Man ( With hands over ears ): "LAlalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala... ." This was a protest to stop with the old SF cliches' and a plea to move ahead a little. Or at least do a funny episode once in awhile, guys. "Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya; you killed my father; prepare to die." ---Mandy Patinkin, "The Princess Bride" (1987)