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1997-04-08 00:00:00 - GREAT SHOW IDEAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - (allondro <allondro@erinet.com>)


Well kids, since we are going to be seeing Hollywoods' finest ideas transformed for our viewing pleasure onto the phosphor screen, let me suggest some films to pay homage to: 1. Night of the Lepus. Here is Dangerbunnys' big chance to pet the giant rabbit. 2. Plan 9 From Outer Space. Excellent idea that hasn't been repeated since the original. Too bad Tor Johnson is dead. 3. Food of the Gods. Giant bugs. Need I say more? 4. It's Alive!. A chance for Maggie to be pregnant. What the heck, Rembrandt pulled it off. A killer baby for a killer babe! 5. SSSSSSS. The first get together for most of the future cast of Buck Rogers in the 24th Century. Wait, they're already doing an homage to Anaconda... Never mind. 6. At the Earths' Core. They could save money by using the fake caves from Voyager. Wait, the Voyager folks use those every week anymore. Never mind. 7. Demon Seed. Lots of opportunities for Maggie to be possessed and get nekkid. 8. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians. Next years' Christmas show. 9. The 10000 Fingers of Dr Terwilliger. A rare chance for Rembrant to sing, since the execs have decided to ignore his talent. 10. Deliverance. I can only imagine this one. "You got a pretty mouth! Squeal like a pig, boy!" -- Remember when we said there was no future? Well, this is it. Blank Reg, Big Time TV The second time you tune into a show you wouldn't normally watch, it will be a repeat of the show you saw earlier. Allondros' Law of TV Viewing "The voice of one is often overlooked, but the combined voices of many can achieve miracles." Ben Franklin, Poor Richards' Almanac, 1782