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1999-11-20 00:00:00 - Galactic Armpit? (Question regarding an older ep...) [prefer email replies] - (Anonymous <none@askme.com>)


Does anyone remember a fourth or fifth season episode in which Voyager encounters a "gap" between galactic arms and, for some reason or another, manages to cross it in much less than the time that normally would have been required? Paramount's archives never mention this gap, and the only reference I can find to it is completely undetailed. I'm sure SOMEONE here must have watched that episode. I need to know what the scientific excuse -- err, explanation -- for this speed increase was. Less debris in the way of the deflectors? Gravity wells? non-corporeal one-eyed one-horned spotted purple Paris-eaters? Intervention from 29th century Federation timeships all commanded by Captain Braxton? You know, the usual. I'd prefer replies to my email address, firebird@clinic.net, but since it's not exactly wonderful newsgroup ettiquite to post something which then cannot be discussed, please feel free to post it here as well, just be aware that I might not read it! Thank you... -Brian

1999-11-21 00:00:00 - Re: Galactic Armpit? (Question regarding an older ep...) [prefer email replies] - ("David B." <bothecat@hotmail.com>)


Sweetie Pie wrote: > > Bozo the Proctologist wrote > > > >He-Who-Peels-The-Cat-Off-The-Keyboard > > > >Old immortals never die, they just... well... they just don't. > > That brings to mind a silly question; > > When an immortal is in a panic about something, does he/she run around > like a *headless* chicken? No, but they do get kinda sparky when you chop their heads off... -- "No matter how paranoid you are...you can't be paranoid enough" - Suzanne Modeski, from "Unusual Suspects" episode of "The X-Files". http://pages.whowhere.com/entertainment/scififan/

1999-11-21 00:00:00 - Re: Galactic Armpit? (Question regarding an older ep...) [prefer email replies] - (tiredgamer@aol.com.spam)


The Poster-Formally-Known-as-Pie wrote: > Bozo the Proctologist wrote >> He-Who-Peels-The-Cat-Off-The-Keyboard Been there, done that, used a minivac. >> Old immortals never die, they just... well... they just don't. > That brings to mind a silly question; > When an immortal is in a panic about something, does he/she run > around like a *headless* chicken? That depends on the immortal. Afterall, there is such a thing as headless immortals... <eg> TG, Okay, okay, so I stole it from Seifert... sue me..

1999-11-21 00:00:00 - Re: Galactic Armpit? (Question regarding an older ep...) [prefer email replies] - (jupiturgrl@aol.com)


Sir TG wrote: >The Poster-Formally-Known-as-Pie wrote: > >> Bozo the Proctologist wrote > >>> He-Who-Peels-The-Cat-Off-The-Keyboard > >Been there, done that, used a minivac. *meow* >>> Old immortals never die, they just... well... they just don't. > >> That brings to mind a silly question; > >> When an immortal is in a panic about something, does he/she run >> around like a *headless* chicken? > >That depends on the immortal. >Afterall, there is such a thing as headless immortals... <eg> Hmmmm .-~* Jup 'The human body of flesh and blood is not a fit habitation for the eternal spirit that moves us--and for this,we must die--but somewhere in the future is the assurance of a new body-type which can outlast the stones which do not die'-The Fall..

1999-11-23 00:00:00 - Re: Galactic Armpit? (Question regarding an older ep...) [prefer email replies] - (jupiturgrl@aol.com)


Sir TG wrote: >Lady Empress wrote: >> TG writed: >>> Mon Cheri Empress wrote: > >> :} > >Unless it's wrong, then I must be smacked around viciously... <weg> Alright. See my in my ready room at 2200 hours. >>>> Sir TG wrote: >>>>> The Poster-Formally-Known-as-Pie wrote: > >>>>> Been there, done that, used a minivac. >>>> *meow* >>> Kitty cat wanna be petted? > >> TG want his eyes scratched out? > >::sniffle, sniffle:: I just want to scratch the pretty kitty behind the >ears.. aww ::big hug:: Go ahead.. >>> TG <---- accepting he'll be hurt for that comment > >> Would you like me to? > >Yes please... <eg> <G> >>> <Innocently> >>> Would you prefer an immortal kept his head? >>> </Innocently> > >> Doesn't he need it? > >I guess so.. Would you like me to remove yours? >>> TG, Ready for the guillotine... > >> <look of surprise> *That*'s what you call it? > > >TG, That depends on your meaning of "that". You don't know that *that*? .-~* Jup 'The human body of flesh and blood is not a fit habitation for the eternal spirit that moves us--and for this,we must die--but somewhere in the future is the assurance of a new body-type which can outlast the stones which do not die'-The Fall..

1999-11-23 00:00:00 - Re: Galactic Armpit? (Question regarding an older ep...) [prefer email replies] - (Starfish <starfish-sc@gmx.de>)


Bozo the Proctologist schrieb: <snip> > > He-Who-Peels-The-Cat-Off-The-Keyboard > ROTFL!!!! Thanks for the great image you put in my mind, Bozo!! :o) Cat Starfish - peeling herself off her keyboard

1999-11-23 00:00:00 - Re: Galactic Armpit? (Question regarding an older ep...) [prefer email replies] - (tiredgamer@aol.com.spam)


Lady Empress wrote: > TG writed: >> Mon Cheri Empress wrote: > :} Unless it's wrong, then I must be smacked around viciously... <weg> >>> Sir TG wrote: >>>> The Poster-Formally-Known-as-Pie wrote: >>>> Been there, done that, used a minivac. >>> *meow* >> Kitty cat wanna be petted? > TG want his eyes scratched out? ::sniffle, sniffle:: I just want to scratch the pretty kitty behind the ears.. >> TG <---- accepting he'll be hurt for that comment > Would you like me to? Yes please... <eg> >> <Innocently> >> Would you prefer an immortal kept his head? >> </Innocently> > Doesn't he need it? I guess so.. >> TG, Ready for the guillotine... > <look of surprise> *That*'s what you call it? TG, That depends on your meaning of "that".

1999-11-24 00:00:00 - Re: Galactic Armpit? (Question regarding an older ep...) [prefer email replies] - (tiredgamer@aol.com.spam)


La Dame Empress wrote: > Sir TG wrote: >>> :} >> Unless it's wrong, then I must be smacked around viciously... <weg> > Alright. See my in my ready room at 2200 hours. But.. I'll be there at 2100 hours.. ::gulp:: >> ::sniffle, sniffle:: I just want to scratch the pretty kitty behind the >> ears.. > aww ::big hug:: Go ahead.. ::scratches the kitty behind her ears:: >>>> TG <---- accepting he'll be hurt for that comment >>> Would you like me to? >> Yes please... <eg> > <G> ::puppy-dog eyes:: >>>> <Innocently> >>>> Would you prefer an immortal kept his head? >>>> </Innocently> >>> Doesn't he need it? >> I guess so.. > Would you like me to remove yours? Um... but I'm not an immortal... >>>> TG, Ready for the guillotine... >>> <look of surprise> *That*'s what you call it? >> TG, That depends on your meaning of "that". > You don't know that *that*? TG, No I don't.. it hasn't been defined within the context of this disposition..

1999-11-25 00:00:00 - Re: Galactic Armpit? (Question regarding an older ep...) [prefer email replies] - (jupiturgrl@aol.com)


Sir TG writed: >La Dame Empress wrote: >> Sir TG wrote: > >>>> :} > >>> Unless it's wrong, then I must be smacked around viciously... <weg> > >> Alright. See my in my ready room at 2200 hours. > >But.. I'll be there at 2100 hours.. ::gulp:: }:} >>> ::sniffle, sniffle:: I just want to scratch the pretty kitty behind the >>> ears.. > >> aww ::big hug:: Go ahead.. > >::scratches the kitty behind her ears:: mmmm.....*purrrrrRRRRrrrrRrRrrrRrrrrrrr* >>>>> TG <---- accepting he'll be hurt for that comment >>>> Would you like me to? >>> Yes please... <eg> > >> <G> > >::puppy-dog eyes:: Aww! ::hugs you tight:: >>>>> <Innocently> >>>>> Would you prefer an immortal kept his head? >>>>> </Innocently> >>>> Doesn't he need it? >>> I guess so.. > >> Would you like me to remove yours? > >Um... but I'm not an immortal... Yes, *you* are. As am *I*. >>>>> TG, Ready for the guillotine... >>>> <look of surprise> *That*'s what you call it? >>> TG, That depends on your meaning of "that". > >> You don't know that *that*? > > >TG, No I don't.. it hasn't been defined within the context of this >disposition.. ::sleep-deprived brain hurts:: .-~* Jup 'The human body of flesh and blood is not a fit habitation for the eternal spirit that moves us--and for this,we must die--but somewhere in the future is the assurance of a new body-type which can outlast the stones which do not die'-The Fall..

1999-11-26 00:00:00 - Re: Galactic Armpit? (Question regarding an older ep...) [prefer email replies] - (tiredgamer@aol.com.spam)


Dame Empress wrote: > Sir TG writed: >>> Alright. See my in my ready room at 2200 hours. >> But.. I'll be there at 2100 hours.. ::gulp:: > }:} I guess I'm going to have an extended private... conference.. right? >>> aww ::big hug:: Go ahead.. >> ::scratches the kitty behind her ears:: > mmmm.....*purrrrrRRRRrrrrRrRrrrRrrrrrrr* ::sighs:: >> ::puppy-dog eyes:: > Aww! ::hugs you tight:: ::enjoys being hugged by pretty women:: >>> Would you like me to remove yours? >> Um... but I'm not an immortal... > Yes, *you* are. As am *I*. Oh. >>> You don't know that *that*? >> TG, No I don't.. it hasn't been defined within the context of this >> disposition.. > ::sleep-deprived brain hurts:: TG, I don't understand why you don't know the meaning of guillotine...

1999-11-27 00:00:00 - Re: Galactic Armpit? (Question regarding an older ep...) [prefer email replies] - (jupiturgrl@aol.com)


Sir TG wrote: >Dame Empress wrote: >> Sir TG writed: > >>>> Alright. See my in my ready room at 2200 hours. >>> But.. I'll be there at 2100 hours.. ::gulp:: > >> }:} > >I guess I'm going to have an extended private... conference.. right? <magic 8-Ball> "You can count on it!" </magic 8-ball> >>>> aww ::big hug:: Go ahead.. >>> ::scratches the kitty behind her ears:: > >> mmmm.....*purrrrrRRRRrrrrRrRrrrRrrrrrrr* > >::sighs:: :} >>> ::puppy-dog eyes:: > >> Aww! ::hugs you tight:: > >::enjoys being hugged by pretty women:: [poke] >>>> Would you like me to remove yours? >>> Um... but I'm not an immortal... > >> Yes, *you* are. As am *I*. > >Oh. Yes. >>>> You don't know that *that*? >>> TG, No I don't.. it hasn't been defined within the context of this >>> disposition.. > >> ::sleep-deprived brain hurts:: > > >TG, I don't understand why you don't know the meaning of guillotine... Will you be operating that guillotine? .-~* Jup 'The human body of flesh and blood is not a fit habitation for the eternal spirit that moves us--and for this,we must die--but somewhere in the future is the assurance of a new body-type which can outlast the stones which do not die'-The Fall..

1999-11-28 00:00:00 - Re: Galactic Armpit? (Question regarding an older ep...) [prefer email replies] - (tiredgamer@aol.com.spam)


Dame Empress wrote: > Sir TG wrote: >>>>> Alright. See my in my ready room at 2200 hours. >>>> But.. I'll be there at 2100 hours.. ::gulp:: >>> }:} >> I guess I'm going to have an extended private... conference.. right? > <magic 8-Ball> "You can count on it!" </magic 8-ball> ::gulp:: >>>> ::puppy-dog eyes:: >>> Aww! ::hugs you tight:: >> ::enjoys being hugged by pretty women:: > [poke] Ow.. what'd I say? >>>>> Would you like me to remove yours? >>>> Um... but I'm not an immortal... >>> Yes, *you* are. As am *I*. >> Oh. > Yes. <Johnny Carson> I did not know that.. </Johnny Carson> >>> ::sleep-deprived brain hurts:: >> TG, I don't understand why you don't know the meaning of >> guillotine... > Will you be operating that guillotine? TG, Why?

1999-12-04 00:00:00 - Re: [OT] Galactic Armpit? (Question...) - (jupiturgrl@aol.com)


TG wrote: >Dame Empress wrote: >> Sir TG wrote: > >>>>>>>> Alright. See my in my ready room at 2200 hours. >>>>>>> But.. I'll be there at 2100 hours.. ::gulp:: >>>>>> }:} >>>>> I guess I'm going to have an extended private... conference.. right? >>>> <magic 8-Ball> "You can count on it!" </magic 8-ball> >>> ::gulp:: >> Don't you want to come....to my ready room? > >Yes. I will be there... ::wink:: ::giggles at your wink:: Goodie. >>>>> ::enjoys being hugged by pretty women:: >>>> [poke] >>> Ow.. what'd I say? >> You shouldn't say such things when they aren't true. [softer poke] >But... I enjoy being hugged by you... And I enjoy giving hugs.. >and you're beautiful ::puppy-dog >eyes:: No, I'm not.. but ::hug:: anyway >>>>>>> Um... but I'm not an immortal... >>>>>> Yes, *you* are. As am *I*. >>>>> Oh. >>>> Yes. >>> <Johnny Carson> >>> I did not know that.. >>> </Johnny Carson> >> Yes, *you* did. :p > >Oh... okay.. ::snatches a kiss:: ::blush:: >>>> Will you be operating that guillotine? >>> TG, Why? >> I'd just like to know who'd be the one to execute me, that's all. >> ::shrug:: >TG, Nobody's executing sweet Empresses around here.. ::growl:: I don't see any sweet Empresses.. Guess that means I die then.. ::walks toward the guillotine:: .-~* Jup 'The human body of flesh and blood is not a fit habitation for the eternal spirit that moves us--and for this,we must die--but somewhere in the future is the assurance of a new body-type which can outlast the stones which do not die'-The Fall..

1999-12-05 00:00:00 - Re: OT: Galactic Armpit? - (tiredgamer@aol.com.spam)


Empress wrote: > TG wrote: >>> You shouldn't say such things when they aren't true. [softer poke] >> But... I enjoy being hugged by you... > And I enjoy giving hugs.. ::hug:: >> and you're beautiful ::puppy-dog eyes:: > No, I'm not.. but ::hug:: anyway Yes you are... [soft poke] >>> Yes, *you* did. :p >> Oh... okay.. ::snatches a kiss:: > ::blush:: ::grin:: >> TG, Nobody's executing sweet Empresses around here.. ::growl:: > I don't see any sweet Empresses.. Guess that means I die then.. > ::walks toward the guillotine:: TG, ::thinks his Empress is the sweetest around:: PTG> There ain't no executions period on my watch...

1999-12-07 00:00:00 - Re: OT: Galactic Armpit? - (tiredgamer@aol.com.spam)


Empress wrote: > TG wrote: >>>> But... I enjoy being hugged by you... >>> And I enjoy giving hugs.. >> ::hug:: > ::small smile:: You beautiful. >>>> and you're beautiful ::puppy-dog eyes:: >>> No, I'm not.. but ::hug:: anyway >> Yes you are... [soft poke] > Nuh uh. Well I think you are, so there... ::snatches a kiss:: >> TG, ::thinks his Empress is the sweetest around:: >> PTG> There ain't no executions period on my watch... > Let's see if anyone can get by ya.. ::waits next to the guillotine:: Newp... ::takes an axe to the guillotine until it's a big pile of firewood:: There... TG, Besides, without your head, we can't have any fun.. <g>

1999-12-08 00:00:00 - Re: OT: Galactic Armpit? - (jupiturgrl@aol.com)


TG wrote: >Empress wrote: >> TG wrote: > >>>>> But... I enjoy being hugged by you... >>>> And I enjoy giving hugs.. >>> ::hug:: >> ::small smile:: >You beautiful. ::blush:: >>>>> and you're beautiful ::puppy-dog eyes:: >>>> No, I'm not.. but ::hug:: anyway >>> Yes you are... [soft poke] >> Nuh uh. >Well I think you are, so there... ::snatches a kiss:: ::big hug:: >>> TG, ::thinks his Empress is the sweetest around:: >>> PTG> There ain't no executions period on my watch... >> Let's see if anyone can get by ya.. ::waits next to the guillotine:: >Newp... ::takes an axe to the guillotine until it's a big pile of firewood:: ::smile:: Can we make a fire with that firewood now and cuddle in front of it all night? >There... Yes, here. ...When? >TG, Besides, without your head, we can't have any fun.. <g> Ditto. . . . . . . . . ::runs around in circles, giggling *madly*:: .-~* Jup *The things we learn strike sparks, and the sparks light Fire; and Firelight reveals strange things moving in the Darkness.. The Darkness can teach you things that the Light has never seen, and will never be able to see..* -The Fall of Atlantis