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2000-03-07 00:00:00 - Re: Punishment Protocol 9-Alpha - (TheFlinx <theFlinxx@yahoo.com>)


A Hungry Crocodile wrote in message >1. Having a bag get put over your head and waking up several hours >later at Alligator Farm in north Florida. > >2. Getting a piece of luggage from Macy's and realizing it is your >cousin. > >3. Tipping a boat over and discovering there is nobody in it. > LOL

2000-03-07 00:00:00 - Re: Punishment Protocol 9-Alpha - ("EvilBill[AGQx]" <evilbillKILL-THE-SPAM@nutter.swinternet.co.uk>)


"Julianna Feigl" <glacierqueenn.NO.spam@hotmail.comTuvok.rules> wrote in message... > EvilBill[AGQx] wrote: > > > > "AstroNerdBoy" <astronerdboy@pcisys.net> wrote in message > > news:8a1no0$o0u$1@nnrp1.deja.com.. > > > Here's something for the group to do for fun...make your selections as > > > to what Punishment Protocol 9-Alpha is. Here are my selections: > > > > > > 1) Being forced to take a paper cut to the eye. > > > 2) Being forced to watch "Spirit Folk" over and over. > > > > Being made to clean the plasma manifold > > Having to sit in a room with Tom Paris for 48 hours > > Being stuck in the Fair Haven program for a week > > That's TORTURE!!!!!!!!! > I know! <veg> -- Hugh: "Resistance is... NOT futile." EvilBill's home page: http://members.xoom.com/EvilBill/; ICQ number: 37464244 Remove KILL-THE-SPAM from my email address to respond. Get paid to surf the web: http://www.alladvantage.com/join.asp?refid=dtd-950

2000-03-07 00:00:00 - Re: Punishment Protocol 9-Alpha - (Shammie <Shammie_member@newsguy.com>)


In article <38C53A8F.64376DB6@uswest.net>, Michele says... > > > >Shammie wrote: >> >> >From: Michael Robinson >> >> >Don't forget having to watch one of the Doc's lectures! >> >> Or worse, one of his sermons in the Fair Haven program! > >when i was watching the scenes. I could hear all the pastors and priests >groaning in pain. Seriously! I thought Irish people and Catholics everywhere have to be cringing.

2000-03-07 00:00:00 - Re: Punishment Protocol 9-Alpha - (Michele <belanna@uswest.net>)


Shammie wrote: > > >From: Michael Robinson > > >Don't forget having to watch one of the Doc's lectures! > > Or worse, one of his sermons in the Fair Haven program! when i was watching the scenes. I could hear all the pastors and priests groaning in pain.

2000-03-07 00:00:00 - Re: Punishment Protocol 9-Alpha - (Julianna Feigl <glacierqueenn.NO.spam@hotmail.comTuvok.rules>)


EvilBill[AGQx] wrote: > > "AstroNerdBoy" <astronerdboy@pcisys.net> wrote in message > news:8a1no0$o0u$1@nnrp1.deja.com.. > > Here's something for the group to do for fun...make your selections as > > to what Punishment Protocol 9-Alpha is. Here are my selections: > > > > 1) Being forced to take a paper cut to the eye. > > 2) Being forced to watch "Spirit Folk" over and over. > > > > Being made to clean the plasma manifold > Having to sit in a room with Tom Paris for 48 hours > Being stuck in the Fair Haven program for a week That's TORTURE!!!!!!!!! Julianna -------- Tuvok: The main reason to watch Voyager!

2000-03-07 00:00:00 - Re: Punishment Protocol 9-Alpha - (evilklowwn@aol.comedy)


Havoc doth write thus: >>Here's something for the group to do for fun...make your selections as >>to what Punishment Protocol 9-Alpha is. Here are my selections: >> >>1) Being forced to take a paper cut to the eye. >>2) Being forced to watch "Spirit Folk" over and over. Seven is strict, but not sadistic.... except in Steve's fantasies. <V, VEG> >So what are some of the other punishment protocols? > >Being required to sit through one of Tom's holodeck programs? But holodrecks routinely malfunction and try to kill the occupants, and the Federation is intermittently too *civilized* for capitol punishment. >Harry's clarinet playing? >Being required to count the times that Janeway has violated the Prime >Directive? Do they have enough chips inplanted to count *that* high? >Neelix's cooking? >Cleaning the Starship to keep it spotless, despite being 70,000 light years >from Starbase maintenance? > >Or, worse than watching "Spirit Folk," being forced to memorize >"Threshold"!!! I think all the tapes of "Threshold" are in use.... in the Klingon's Underworld For Dishonored Souls. He-Who-Expects-A-Lot-Of-Vger's-Writers-To-End-Up-There ***************************************** Janeway was rather dubious when Neelix volunteered to work as Ship's Counselor..... but there were a *lot* of grieving crewmembers in need of counseling after Neelix's catastrophic stint as a Security Officer.

2000-03-07 00:00:00 - Re: Punishment Protocol 9-Alpha - (AstroNerdBoy <astronerdboy@pcisys.net>)


In article <38C50689.B6E7D089@no.spam.tcac.net>, HouseQuake <tokelly@no.spam.tcac.net> wrote: > AstroNerdBoy wrote: > > > Here's something for the group to do for fun...make your selections as > > to what Punishment Protocol 9-Alpha is. Here are my selections: > > > > 1) Being forced to take a paper cut to the eye. > > 2) Being forced to watch "Spirit Folk" over and over. > > > > i would say 9-alpha is taking a paper cut to the eye. watching "spirit > folk" again would be the most cruel of all punishment and would probably > be categorized as protocol 1-alpha (death would be 2-alpha). > > hq > > *LOL!* That's funny! Thanks! I needed a laugh today! -- -Earl "Looking For Hits" Commander Here's a PATHETIC plea to visit my site at: http://www.astronerdboy.com/comic-strips Thanks to everyone who stops by! You're the GREATEST! Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/ Before you buy.

2000-03-07 00:00:00 - Re: Punishment Protocol 9-Alpha - ("EvilBill[AGQx]" <evilbillKILL-THE-SPAM@nutter.swinternet.co.uk>)


"Shammie" <shamtrek@aol.compizzagrl> wrote in message... > >From: "EvilBill[AGQx]" > > >Being stuck in the Fair Haven program for a week > > That's just about the most sadistic thing I've ever read on this NG. You *are* > evil!! > Hey, I'm not responsible for what ounishments the Borg mete out! <g> Besides - I know how excited you get by evil <g> -- Hugh: "Resistance is... NOT futile." EvilBill's home page: http://members.xoom.com/EvilBill/; ICQ number: 37464244 Remove KILL-THE-SPAM from my email address to respond. Get paid to surf the web: http://www.alladvantage.com/join.asp?refid=dtd-950

2000-03-07 00:00:00 - Re: Punishment Protocol 9-Alpha - (Michael Robinson <robins80@pilot.msu.edu>)


havoc wrote: > > AstroNerdBoy wrote in message <8a1no0$o0u$1@nnrp1.deja.com>... > >Here's something for the group to do for fun...make your selections as > >to what Punishment Protocol 9-Alpha is. Here are my selections: > > > >1) Being forced to take a paper cut to the eye. > >2) Being forced to watch "Spirit Folk" over and over. > > > > So what are some of the other punishment protocols? > > Being required to sit through one of Tom's holodeck programs? > Harry's clarinet playing? > Being required to count the times that Janeway has violated the Prime > Directive? > Neelix's cooking? > Cleaning the Starship to keep it spotless, despite being 70,000 light years > from Starbase maintenance? > > Or, worse than watching "Spirit Folk," being forced to memorize > "Threshold"!!! Don't forget having to watch one of the Doc's lectures! * Robinson -- "No one questions the assassination of a Captain who disobeys prime orders of the Empire." -- Ensign Pavel Chekov, "Mirror, Mirror"

2000-03-07 00:00:00 - Re: Punishment Protocol 9-Alpha - ("EvilBill[AGQx]" <evilbillKILL-THE-SPAM@nutter.swinternet.co.uk>)


"AstroNerdBoy" <astronerdboy@pcisys.net> wrote in message news:8a1no0$o0u$1@nnrp1.deja.com... > Here's something for the group to do for fun...make your selections as > to what Punishment Protocol 9-Alpha is. Here are my selections: > > 1) Being forced to take a paper cut to the eye. > 2) Being forced to watch "Spirit Folk" over and over. > Being made to clean the plasma manifold Having to sit in a room with Tom Paris for 48 hours Being stuck in the Fair Haven program for a week -- Hugh: "Resistance is... NOT futile." EvilBill's home page: http://members.xoom.com/EvilBill/; ICQ number: 37464244 Remove KILL-THE-SPAM from my email address to respond. Get paid to surf the web: http://www.alladvantage.com/join.asp?refid=dtd-950

2000-03-07 00:00:00 - Re: Punishment Protocol 9-Alpha - (TomR@Fred.Net)


This post on Tue, 07 Mar 2000 01:58:26 GMT would probably sound more commanding if AstroNerdBoy wasn't wearing the Yummy Sushi Pajamas: : Here's something for the group to do for fun...make your selections as : to what Punishment Protocol 9-Alpha is. Here are my selections: : 1) Being forced to take a paper cut to the eye. : 2) Being forced to watch "Spirit Folk" over and over. Write on a DataPADD: "I will knock before entering Brannon Braga's Office." -- TomR@Fred.Net http://www.fred.net/tomr * Faith Manages...... But Willow is in Tech Support * What does a blooper tape of "The Sopranos" consist of -- the actors blowing their lines and saying, "Gosh Darn Poopie!!"? Mary Kay Bergman 1961-1999

2000-03-07 00:00:00 - Punishment Protocol 9-Alpha - (AstroNerdBoy <astronerdboy@pcisys.net>)


Here's something for the group to do for fun...make your selections as to what Punishment Protocol 9-Alpha is. Here are my selections: 1) Being forced to take a paper cut to the eye. 2) Being forced to watch "Spirit Folk" over and over. *lol* Yes, this is a STUPID idea, but what the smeg! -- -Earl "Deserves PP9A" Commander Here's a PATHETIC plea to visit my site at: http://www.astronerdboy.com/comic-strips Thanks to everyone who stops by! You're the GREATEST! Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/ Before you buy.

2000-03-07 00:00:00 - Re: Punishment Protocol 9-Alpha - (shamtrek@aol.compizzagrl)


>From: Michael Robinson >Don't forget having to watch one of the Doc's lectures! Or worse, one of his sermons in the Fair Haven program!

2000-03-07 00:00:00 - Re: Punishment Protocol 9-Alpha - (shamtrek@aol.compizzagrl)


>From: "EvilBill[AGQx]" >Being stuck in the Fair Haven program for a week That's just about the most sadistic thing I've ever read on this NG. You *are* evil!!

2000-03-07 00:00:00 - Re: Punishment Protocol 9-Alpha - (HouseQuake <tokelly@no.spam.tcac.net>)


AstroNerdBoy wrote: > Here's something for the group to do for fun...make your selections as > to what Punishment Protocol 9-Alpha is. Here are my selections: > > 1) Being forced to take a paper cut to the eye. > 2) Being forced to watch "Spirit Folk" over and over. > i would say 9-alpha is taking a paper cut to the eye. watching "spirit folk" again would be the most cruel of all punishment and would probably be categorized as protocol 1-alpha (death would be 2-alpha). hq

2000-03-08 00:00:00 - Re: Punishment Protocol 9-Alpha - ("A Hungry Crocodile")


AstroNerdBoy <astronerdboy@pcisys.net> wrote: >Here's something for the group to do for fun...make your selections as >to what Punishment Protocol 9-Alpha is. Here are my selections: > >1) Being forced to take a paper cut to the eye. >2) Being forced to watch "Spirit Folk" over and over. > >*lol* Yes, this is a STUPID idea, but what the smeg! > >-- >-Earl "Deserves PP9A" Commander >Here's a PATHETIC plea to visit my site at: >http://www.astronerdboy.com/comic-strips >Thanks to everyone who stops by! You're the GREATEST! > > >Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/ >Before you buy. 1. Having a bag get put over your head and waking up several hours later at Alligator Farm in north Florida. 2. Getting a piece of luggage from Macy's and realizing it is your cousin. 3. Tipping a boat over and discovering there is nobody in it.

2000-03-09 00:00:00 - Re: Punishment Protocol 9-Alpha - ("EvilBill[AGQx]" <evilbillKILL-THE-SPAM@nutter.swinternet.co.uk>)


"Julianna Feigl" <glacierqueen.NO.spam@hotmail.comTuvok.rules> wrote in message... > EvilBill[AGQx] wrote: > > > > "Julianna Feigl" <glacierqueenn.NO.spam@hotmail.comTuvok.rules> wrote in > > message... > > > EvilBill[AGQx] wrote: > > > > > > > > > Being made to clean the plasma manifold > > > > Having to sit in a room with Tom Paris for 48 hours > > > > Being stuck in the Fair Haven program for a week > > > > > > That's TORTURE!!!!!!!!! > > > > I know! <veg> > > that's why they call you "Evil" Bill? :-) > I've got to live up to my name every now and then! ;-) -- Hugh: "Resistance is... NOT futile." EvilBill's home page: http://members.xoom.com/EvilBill/; ICQ number: 37464244 Remove KILL-THE-SPAM from my email address to respond. Get paid to surf the web: http://www.alladvantage.com/join.asp?refid=dtd-950

2000-03-09 00:00:00 - Re: Punishment Protocol 9-Alpha - (AstroNerdBoy <astronerdboy@pcisys.net>)


In article <sc8qjpb2bi758@corp.supernews.com>, "havoc" <havoc@ucs.net> wrote: > > AstroNerdBoy wrote in message <8a1no0$o0u$1@nnrp1.deja.com>... > >Here's something for the group to do for fun...make your selections as > >to what Punishment Protocol 9-Alpha is. Here are my selections: > > > >1) Being forced to take a paper cut to the eye. > >2) Being forced to watch "Spirit Folk" over and over. > > > > So what are some of the other punishment protocols? > > Being required to sit through one of Tom's holodeck programs? Speaking of that...what about the girl that he puts into ALL his holodeck programs -- Ricki (sp)? She sure disappeared fast! <snipped> > Or, worse than watching "Spirit Folk," being forced to memorize > "Threshold"!!! > > *lol* That's rich! -- -Earl "Looking For Hits" Commander Here's a PATHETIC plea to visit my site at: http://www.astronerdboy.com/comic-strips Thanks to everyone who stops by! You're the GREATEST! Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/ Before you buy.

2000-03-09 00:00:00 - Re: Punishment Protocol 9-Alpha - (AstroNerdBoy <astronerdboy@pcisys.net>)


In article <38C50689.B6E7D089@no.spam.tcac.net>, HouseQuake <tokelly@no.spam.tcac.net> wrote: > AstroNerdBoy wrote: > > > Here's something for the group to do for fun...make your selections as > > to what Punishment Protocol 9-Alpha is. Here are my selections: > > > > 1) Being forced to take a paper cut to the eye. > > 2) Being forced to watch "Spirit Folk" over and over. > > > > i would say 9-alpha is taking a paper cut to the eye. watching "spirit > folk" again would be the most cruel of all punishment and would probably > be categorized as protocol 1-alpha (death would be 2-alpha). > > hq > > *lol* I'll keep that in mind in case Seven utters Punishment Protocols in the future! -- -Earl "Looking For Hits" Commander Here's a PATHETIC plea to visit my site at: http://www.astronerdboy.com/comic-strips Thanks to everyone who stops by! You're the GREATEST! Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/ Before you buy.

2000-03-09 00:00:00 - Re: Punishment Protocol 9-Alpha - (kaboom@7of.9)


On Thu, 09 Mar 2000 01:30:00 GMT, "Ta'Teria" <tateria@yahoo.com> wrote: >> Dear Hungry Crocodile, how come whenever crocodiles in cartoons get >> punched into the air, they come down as luggage? I was just wondering. > > >boomie!! How ya been? **Ta! I've been fine, how are you? Has Mulgrew been answering your loveletters? :-) <runs away> kaboomie

2000-03-09 00:00:00 - Re: Punishment Protocol 9-Alpha - (kaboom@7of.9)


On Wed, 08 Mar 2000 03:33:31 GMT, A Hungry Crocodile wrote: >AstroNerdBoy <astronerdboy@pcisys.net> wrote: > >>Here's something for the group to do for fun...make your selections as >>to what Punishment Protocol 9-Alpha is. Here are my selections: >> >>1) Being forced to take a paper cut to the eye. >>2) Being forced to watch "Spirit Folk" over and over. >> >>*lol* Yes, this is a STUPID idea, but what the smeg! >> >>-- >>-Earl "Deserves PP9A" Commander >>Here's a PATHETIC plea to visit my site at: >>http://www.astronerdboy.com/comic-strips >>Thanks to everyone who stops by! You're the GREATEST! >> >> >>Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/ >>Before you buy. > >1. Having a bag get put over your head and waking up several hours >later at Alligator Farm in north Florida. > >2. Getting a piece of luggage from Macy's and realizing it is your >cousin. > >3. Tipping a boat over and discovering there is nobody in it. Dear Hungry Crocodile, how come whenever crocodiles in cartoons get punched into the air, they come down as luggage? I was just wondering. Lil Boo

2000-03-09 00:00:00 - Re: Punishment Protocol 9-Alpha - (Ta'Teria <tateria@yahoo.com>)


> Dear Hungry Crocodile, how come whenever crocodiles in cartoons get > punched into the air, they come down as luggage? I was just wondering. boomie!! How ya been?

2000-03-09 00:00:00 - Re: Punishment Protocol 9-Alpha - (Julianna Feigl <glacierqueen.NO.spam@hotmail.comTuvok.rules>)


EvilBill[AGQx] wrote: > > "Julianna Feigl" <glacierqueenn.NO.spam@hotmail.comTuvok.rules> wrote in > message... > > EvilBill[AGQx] wrote: > > > > > > "AstroNerdBoy" <astronerdboy@pcisys.net> wrote in message > > > news:8a1no0$o0u$1@nnrp1.deja.com. > > > > Here's something for the group to do for fun...make your selections as > > > > to what Punishment Protocol 9-Alpha is. Here are my selections: > > > > > > > > 1) Being forced to take a paper cut to the eye. > > > > 2) Being forced to watch "Spirit Folk" over and over. > > > > > > Being made to clean the plasma manifold > > > Having to sit in a room with Tom Paris for 48 hours > > > Being stuck in the Fair Haven program for a week > > > > That's TORTURE!!!!!!!!! > > > > I know! <veg> that's why they call you "Evil" Bill? :-) Julianna -------- Tuvok: The main reason to watch Voyager!

2000-03-10 00:00:00 - Re: Punishment Protocol 9-Alpha - (AstroNerdBoy <astronerdboy@pcisys.net>)


In article <38c6f37f.3409746@209.142.193.71>, kaboom@NOSPAMwwnet.com wrote: > On Wed, 08 Mar 2000 03:33:31 GMT, A Hungry Crocodile wrote: > > >AstroNerdBoy <astronerdboy@pcisys.net> wrote: > > > >>Here's something for the group to do for fun...make your selections as > >>to what Punishment Protocol 9-Alpha is. Here are my selections: > >> > >>1) Being forced to take a paper cut to the eye. > >>2) Being forced to watch "Spirit Folk" over and over. > >> > >>*lol* Yes, this is a STUPID idea, but what the smeg! > >> > >>-- > >>-Earl "Deserves PP9A" Commander > >>Here's a PATHETIC plea to visit my site at: > >>http://www.astronerdboy.com/comic-strips > >>Thanks to everyone who stops by! You're the GREATEST! > >> > >> > >>Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/ > >>Before you buy. > > > >1. Having a bag get put over your head and waking up several hours > >later at Alligator Farm in north Florida. > > > >2. Getting a piece of luggage from Macy's and realizing it is your > >cousin. > > > >3. Tipping a boat over and discovering there is nobody in it. > > Dear Hungry Crocodile, how come whenever crocodiles in cartoons get > punched into the air, they come down as luggage? I was just wondering. > > Lil Boo > > It's just one of life's great mysteries. *lol* -- -Earl "Looking For Luggage" Commander Here's a PATHETIC plea to visit my site at: http://www.astronerdboy.com/comic-strips Thanks to everyone who stops by! You're the GREATEST! Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/ Before you buy.

2000-03-10 00:00:00 - Re: Punishment Protocol 9-Alpha - (Ta'Teria <tateria@yahoo.com>)


<kaboom@7of.9> wrote in message news:38c82fcd.3936359@209.142.193.71... > On Thu, 09 Mar 2000 01:30:00 GMT, "Ta'Teria" <tateria@yahoo.com> > wrote: > > >> Dear Hungry Crocodile, how come whenever crocodiles in cartoons get > >> punched into the air, they come down as luggage? I was just wondering. > > > > > >boomie!! How ya been? > > **Ta! I've been fine, how are you? Has Mulgrew been answering your > loveletters? > > :-) > > <runs away> I got this "Restraining Order"... ??? I dont get it. I think she Ordering me to restrain her... <eg>

2000-03-11 00:00:00 - Re: Punishment Protocol 9-Alpha - (AstroNerdBoy <astronerdboy@pcisys.net>)


In article <38C5121F.5B2042FB@pilot.msu.edu>, Michael Robinson <robins80@pilot.msu.edu> wrote: > havoc wrote: > > > > AstroNerdBoy wrote in message <8a1no0$o0u$1@nnrp1.deja.com>... > > >Here's something for the group to do for fun...make your selections as > > >to what Punishment Protocol 9-Alpha is. Here are my selections: > > > > > >1) Being forced to take a paper cut to the eye. > > >2) Being forced to watch "Spirit Folk" over and over. > > > > > > > So what are some of the other punishment protocols? > > > > Being required to sit through one of Tom's holodeck programs? > > Harry's clarinet playing? > > Being required to count the times that Janeway has violated the Prime > > Directive? > > Neelix's cooking? > > Cleaning the Starship to keep it spotless, despite being 70,000 light years > > from Starbase maintenance? > > > > Or, worse than watching "Spirit Folk," being forced to memorize > > "Threshold"!!! > > Don't forget having to watch one of the Doc's lectures! > > * Robinson > -- > "No one questions the assassination of a Captain who disobeys prime > orders of the Empire." > -- Ensign Pavel Chekov, "Mirror, Mirror" > What about a Janeway lecture!! *lol* Or better yet, both of them at the SAME time! AAAUUUUGGGHHHHH!!!!! -- -Earl "Needs More Traffic" Commander Da Smeg Head sez, "Click on the URL below!" http://www.astronerdboy.com/comic-strips Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/ Before you buy.

2000-03-11 00:00:00 - Re: Punishment Protocol 9-Alpha - (Ta'Teria <tateria@yahoo.com>)


AstroNerdBoy <astronerdboy@pcisys.net> wrote in message news:8ae1i4$inr$1@nnrp1.deja.com... > > What about a Janeway lecture!! *lol* Or better yet, both of them at > the SAME time! AAAUUUUGGGHHHHH!!!!! <growl>

2000-03-12 00:00:00 - Re: Punishment Protocol 9-Alpha - ("lurker@home" <bluesbird@crosswinds.net>)


kaboom@7of.9 wrote in message <38c6f37f.3409746@209.142.193.71>... >On Wed, 08 Mar 2000 03:33:31 GMT, A Hungry Crocodile wrote: > >>AstroNerdBoy <astronerdboy@pcisys.net> wrote: >> >>>Here's something for the group to do for fun...make your selections as >>>to what Punishment Protocol 9-Alpha is. Here are my selections: >>> >>>1) Being forced to take a paper cut to the eye. >>>2) Being forced to watch "Spirit Folk" over and over. >>> >>>*lol* Yes, this is a STUPID idea, but what the smeg! >>> >>>-- >>>-Earl "Deserves PP9A" Commander >>>Here's a PATHETIC plea to visit my site at: >>>http://www.astronerdboy.com/comic-strips >>>Thanks to everyone who stops by! You're the GREATEST! >>> >>> >>>Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/ >>>Before you buy. >> >>1. Having a bag get put over your head and waking up several hours >>later at Alligator Farm in north Florida. >> >>2. Getting a piece of luggage from Macy's and realizing it is your >>cousin. >> >>3. Tipping a boat over and discovering there is nobody in it. > >Dear Hungry Crocodile, how come whenever crocodiles in cartoons get >punched into the air, they come down as luggage? I was just wondering. > That happens every time I bag a croc....... -- ....urk...sorry.......