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2000-07-28 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (5er <5er_member@newsguy.com>)


In article <ef0YN0G#$GA.585@cpmsnbbsa08>, "JohnSt1" says... [snip] Hi! Who art thou?

2000-07-28 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (5er <5er_member@newsguy.com>)


In article <398222AB.32709E15@mediaone.net>, SJohnson says... > > > >Shammie wrote: >> >> In article <ef0YN0G#$GA.585@cpmsnbbsa08>, "JohnSt1" says... >> > >> >It's been a LOOOOONG time, gang... :-) >> > >> >I thought I'd give this new computer (and account) a test run. >> >> Hmmmmm...... > >C'mon, gal, it's really daddy..!! <bg> > >> >The Reel <sp?> SJ <sp?> >> > >> >??? >> >> Indeed. > >Yikes... has it gotten this damned bad since I've been gone..? > >JohnSt1's my new MSN account/name, O Veiled One (courtesy of Radio >Shack's $400 'instant rebate' schtick-- which I fell for) "JohnSt1", as >in, y'know, Johnson, Steve..? 8-) > >(Whoa, whatta tough crowd) <dodges fruit> How do you think Seven can best help society?

2000-07-28 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (5er <5er_member@newsguy.com>)


In article <39822F04.4EDD17B2@mediaone.net>, SJohnson says... > > > >Steve Christianson wrote: >> >> X-No-Archive: yes >> >> Hi SJ! You wrote: >> >> > Shammie wrote: >> > > >> > > In article <ef0YN0G#$GA.585@cpmsnbbsa08>, "JohnSt1" says... >> > > > >> > > >It's been a LOOOOONG time, gang... :-) >> > > > >> > > >I thought I'd give this new computer (and account) a test run. >> > > >> > > Hmmmmm...... >> > >> > C'mon, gal, it's really daddy..!! <bg> >> > >> > > >The Reel <sp?> SJ <sp?> >> > > > >> > > >??? >> > > >> > > Indeed. >> > >> > Yikes... has it gotten this damned bad since I've been gone..? >> >> Just recently, with Rob. Also, Ronda has been impersonating as Grinch >> Girl and Eskay (aka "Shitty Kitty") has been impersonating as Julianna >> Bester. So, everyone's a bit on edge. > >Yeah, I can see. Whoa. :) > >I gotta tell ya, counsellor: like I told Aardie via mail this morning, >that 'dead/undead Robster' shit really got on my nerves after the last >time-- which was somewhat the reason why I kinda threw my hands up at >the NG life for a while... only to find, when I *did* decide to take a >sneak peak back on the NG, a f*cking kid pretending to be an honorable >gentleman all these years. > >It still hurts like hell. Hmmm...

2000-07-28 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (5er <5er_member@newsguy.com>)


In article <39823212.A31977C6@mediaone.net>, SJohnson says... > > > >The Fury of Bea Arthur wrote: >> >> On Fri, 28 Jul 2000 04:25:09 -0400, "JohnSt1" <JohnSt1@email.msn.com> >> wrote: >> >> >The Reel <sp?> SJ <sp?> >> > >> >??? >> >> Okay, I have a confession to make, Merrick Baldelli is just a >> pen name of mine. This is who I really am. > >LOL! > >I dunno, Merrick; I just had to write something equally as silly after >reading the 'Dark Void(tm)' writings of one ex-Salt I thought I knew so >well. I mean, jeez, what a fuckin' load of vapid horseshit disguised as >a cry for sympathy. > >'Twas nearly Lupine-y in respects of total creativity, don't you >think..? > >SJohnson >Still Pissed Off Hmm...

2000-07-28 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (Shammie <Shammie_member@newsguy.com>)


In article <3982429E.69C@yahoo.com>, Steve says... >I'll catch up with you next week, I'm off to Vegas tomorrow to hook up >with Shammie and Fiver, so I'll see you late Tuesday or on Wednesday. Woo hoo!! I'm bringing my laptop. Hey if the Squiffy Three can post while together, so can we. We'll be Squiffy Three West.

2000-07-28 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - ("Mike H." <mhantz@micron.net>)


Shammie <Shammie_member@newsguy.com> wrote in message news:8ltkpp$13tc@drn.newsguy.com... > In article <3982429E.69C@yahoo.com>, Steve says... > > >I'll catch up with you next week, I'm off to Vegas tomorrow to hook up > >with Shammie and Fiver, so I'll see you late Tuesday or on Wednesday. > > Woo hoo!! > I'm bringing my laptop. > Hey if the Squiffy Three can post while together, so can we. > We'll be Squiffy Three West. This is probably too late, but pack some shorts guys. It's BLAZING out here.

2000-07-28 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (Shammie <Shammie_member@newsguy.com>)


In article <8ltmqh01lt9@news1.newsguy.com>, "Mike says... >This is probably too late, but pack some shorts guys. It's BLAZING out here. See, I KNEW we should have gone to Canada! But nooooooo, Vegas showgirls this, Vegas showgirls that, potato salad buffet here, french fries on a stick there...

2000-07-28 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (5er <5er_member@newsguy.com>)


In article <20000729003706.09285.00000109@ng-fz1.aol.com>, sockthestud@aol.compzzamnky says... > >Shammie sez > >In article <3982429E.69C@yahoo.com>, Steve says... > >>>I'll catch up with you next week, I'm off to Vegas tomorrow to hook up >>>with Shammie and Fiver, so I'll see you late Tuesday or on Wednesday. > >>Woo hoo!! >>I'm bringing my laptop. >>Hey if the Squiffy Three can post while together, so can we. >>We'll be Squiffy Three West. > >:-((((( No sad, Sock! I bring potatoes very many and long time next week!

2000-07-28 00:00:00 - Re: For the doubters (was Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!!) - (5-0 <5-0_member@newsguy.com>)


In article <efxrHZR#$GA.56@cpmsnbbsa07>, "JohnSt1" says... > >> >> (God, do I sound like X-Files or what....sorry...) > >Now you know how *I* felt when Five-O and the gang were at one time swapping >identities faster than an ice cream cake on Delta Burke's table. ;) Hmmm, only one person ever called me "Five-O"...

2000-07-28 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (Shamtrek <Shamtrek_member@newsguy.com>)


In article <20000729003706.09285.00000109@ng-fz1.aol.com>, sockthestud@aol.compzzamnky says... > >Shammie sez >>We'll be Squiffy Three West. > >:-((((( ACK!! I meant FOUR! Squiffy Four West!!! How's that?

2000-07-28 00:00:00 - Re: For the doubters (was Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!!) - (Shamtrek <Shamtrek_member@newsguy.com>)


In article <39823294.7FB@yahoo.com>, Steve says... >The headers to this post say Jacksonville, so I'm inclined to believe >this is the real SJ. After this: > Monroe, cuz. <bg> how could there be ANY doubt???

2000-07-28 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (Shamtrek <Shamtrek_member@newsguy.com>)


In article <#a6$foR#$GA.64@cpmsnbbsa07>, "JohnSt1" says... > > >"5er" <5er_member@newsguy.com> wrote in message >> Hmmm... > >Uh-boy... :) > >The black helicopters are circling tonight, boy... <g> > >(check the headers, kiddo-- *cough*trollingyou*cough*

2000-07-28 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (Shammie <Shammie_member@newsguy.com>)


In article <#EwdClR#$GA.56@cpmsnbbsa07>, "JohnSt1" says... >> [jumps up on SJ's lap and feeds him peeled grapes] > >aaaaahhhh... > >Git lost, fellers... she's *mine* tonite... >[insert <sounds of total bliss> HERE] eep, was I sighing out loud? > Shammie's Man >(of tonight, anyway) 8-} I'll take what I can get of you *any* night!

2000-07-28 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (5er <5er_member@newsguy.com>)


In article <ulUA$tR#$GA.357@cpmsnbbsa07>, "JohnSt1" says... > > >"5er" <5er_member@newsguy.com> wrote in message >news:8ltfcf$op9@drn.newsguy.com... >> In article <39823212.A31977C6@mediaone.net>, SJohnson says... >> > >> > >> > >> >The Fury of Bea Arthur wrote: >> >> >> >> On Fri, 28 Jul 2000 04:25:09 -0400, "JohnSt1" <JohnSt1@email.msn.com> >> >> wrote: >> >> >> >> >The Reel <sp?> SJ <sp?> >> >> > >> >> >??? >> >> >> >> Okay, I have a confession to make, Merrick Baldelli is just a >> >> pen name of mine. This is who I really am. >> > >> >LOL! >> > >> >I dunno, Merrick; I just had to write something equally as silly after >> >reading the 'Dark Void(tm)' writings of one ex-Salt I thought I knew so >> >well. I mean, jeez, what a fuckin' load of vapid horseshit disguised as >> >a cry for sympathy. >> > >> >'Twas nearly Lupine-y in respects of total creativity, don't you >> >think..? >> > >> >SJohnson >> >Still Pissed Off >> >> Hmm... > >Well, I miss you *too*, Fiver... <g> Sorry, SJ. It's just that I'm a little hesitant, and I'm sure you can understand why. After all, I believe that there's another imposter right now using Empress Jup's handle. I just wanna make sure I'm talking to who you claim to be. Evil Troll, still on the fence here.

2000-07-28 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (5er <5er_member@newsguy.com>)


In article <8ltpth$1brb@drn.newsguy.com>, Shamtrek says... > >In article <#a6$foR#$GA.64@cpmsnbbsa07>, "JohnSt1" says... >> >> >>"5er" <5er_member@newsguy.com> wrote in message > >>> Hmmm... >> >>Uh-boy... :) >> >>The black helicopters are circling tonight, boy... <g> >> >>(check the headers, kiddo-- > >*cough*trollingyou*cough* Not this time, buddy.

2000-07-28 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (5er <5er_member@newsguy.com>)


In article <#a6$foR#$GA.64@cpmsnbbsa07>, "JohnSt1" says... > > >"5er" <5er_member@newsguy.com> wrote in message >news:8ltev7$nra@drn.newsguy.com... >> In article <39822F04.4EDD17B2@mediaone.net>, SJohnson says... >> > >> > >> > >> >Steve Christianson wrote: >> >> >> >> X-No-Archive: yes >> >> >> >> Hi SJ! You wrote: >> >> >> >> > Shammie wrote: >> >> > > >> >> > > In article <ef0YN0G#$GA.585@cpmsnbbsa08>, "JohnSt1" says... >> >> > > > >> >> > > >It's been a LOOOOONG time, gang... :-) >> >> > > > >> >> > > >I thought I'd give this new computer (and account) a test run. >> >> > > >> >> > > Hmmmmm...... >> >> > >> >> > C'mon, gal, it's really daddy..!! <bg> >> >> > >> >> > > >The Reel <sp?> SJ <sp?> >> >> > > > >> >> > > >??? >> >> > > >> >> > > Indeed. >> >> > >> >> > Yikes... has it gotten this damned bad since I've been gone..? >> >> >> >> Just recently, with Rob. Also, Ronda has been impersonating as Grinch >> >> Girl and Eskay (aka "Shitty Kitty") has been impersonating as Julianna >> >> Bester. So, everyone's a bit on edge. >> > >> >Yeah, I can see. Whoa. :) >> > >> >I gotta tell ya, counsellor: like I told Aardie via mail this morning, >> >that 'dead/undead Robster' shit really got on my nerves after the last >> >time-- which was somewhat the reason why I kinda threw my hands up at >> >the NG life for a while... only to find, when I *did* decide to take a >> >sneak peak back on the NG, a f*cking kid pretending to be an honorable >> >gentleman all these years. >> > >> >It still hurts like hell. >> >> Hmmm... > >Uh-boy... :) > >The black helicopters are circling tonight, boy... <g> > >(check the headers, kiddo-- or whatever you guys check for info when some >uses another reader and acount. Might not matter if this is Dee. >Now you see why I used to get bent out of >proportion when you guys used to do this and didn't even identify yourselves >like I'm doing here..!!) Hmmm, OK this is prolly SJ. Welcome back, old man! [BIG HUG]

2000-07-28 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (5er <5er_member@newsguy.com>)


In article <eukExrR#$GA.369@cpmsnbbsa07>, "JohnSt1" says... > > >"5er" <5er_member@newsguy.com> wrote in message >news:8ltduk$lt1@drn.newsguy.com... >> In article <398222AB.32709E15@mediaone.net>, SJohnson says... >> > >> > >> > >> >Shammie wrote: >> >> >> >> In article <ef0YN0G#$GA.585@cpmsnbbsa08>, "JohnSt1" says... >> >> > >> >> >It's been a LOOOOONG time, gang... :-) >> >> > >> >> >I thought I'd give this new computer (and account) a test run. >> >> >> >> Hmmmmm...... >> > >> >C'mon, gal, it's really daddy..!! <bg> >> > >> >> >The Reel <sp?> SJ <sp?> >> >> > >> >> >??? >> >> >> >> Indeed. >> > >> >Yikes... has it gotten this damned bad since I've been gone..? >> > >> >JohnSt1's my new MSN account/name, O Veiled One (courtesy of Radio >> >Shack's $400 'instant rebate' schtick-- which I fell for) "JohnSt1", as >> >in, y'know, Johnson, Steve..? 8-) >> > >> >(Whoa, whatta tough crowd) <dodges fruit> >> >> How do you think Seven can best help society? > >By wet-nursing all males age eighteen and above... ><sigh> > >Not-Quite-Weened-Johnson Braest milk is good for the soul. Plus, it tastes like chicken.

2000-07-28 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (The Fury of Bea Arthur <bea.arthur@andthentheresmaude.com>)


On Fri, 28 Jul 2000 04:25:09 -0400, "JohnSt1" <JohnSt1@email.msn.com> wrote: >The Reel <sp?> SJ <sp?> > >??? Okay, I have a confession to make, Merrick Baldelli is just a pen name of mine. This is who I really am.

2000-07-28 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (Aardvark <aardvarkboy@hotmail.com>)


"SJohnson" wrote: > > >The Reel <sp?> SJ <sp?> > > > > > >??? > > > > Indeed. > > Yikes... has it gotten this damned bad since I've been gone..? > JohnSt1's my new MSN account/name, O Veiled One (courtesy of Radio > Shack's $400 'instant rebate' schtick-- which I fell for) "JohnSt1", as > in, y'know, Johnson, Steve..? 8-) > (Whoa, whatta tough crowd) <dodges fruit> LOL! t'was vintage SJ. > SJohnson <--- uh-huh, so what's da password? <g>

2000-07-28 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (Bill Crawford <koichi@fastlane.net>)


On Sat, 29 Jul 2000 00:26:58 GMT, Steve Christianson <stevechristianson@yahoo.com> wrote: >Hi SJ! You wrote: > >> Shammie wrote: >> > >> > In article <ef0YN0G#$GA.585@cpmsnbbsa08>, "JohnSt1" says... >> > > >> > >It's been a LOOOOONG time, gang... :-) >> > > >> > >I thought I'd give this new computer (and account) a test run. >> > >> > Hmmmmm...... >> >> C'mon, gal, it's really daddy..!! <bg> >> >> > >The Reel <sp?> SJ <sp?> >> > > >> > >??? >> > >> > Indeed. >> >> Yikes... has it gotten this damned bad since I've been gone..? > > >Just recently, with Rob. Also, Ronda has been impersonating as Grinch >Girl and Eskay (aka "Shitty Kitty") has been impersonating as Julianna >Bester. So, everyone's a bit on edge. > > >> JohnSt1's my new MSN account/name, O Veiled One (courtesy of Radio >> Shack's $400 'instant rebate' schtick-- which I fell for) "JohnSt1", as >> in, y'know, Johnson, Steve..? 8-) >> >> (Whoa, whatta tough crowd) <dodges fruit> It's the weather. That, or the Shadows are on the move again... - Will, setting his answering machine up (again) "It's the year 2000...but where are the flying cars? I was promised flying cars! I don't see any flying cars!" - Avery Brooks

2000-07-28 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (Shammie <Shammie_member@newsguy.com>)


In article <398222AB.32709E15@mediaone.net>, SJohnson says... >> Hmmmmm...... > >C'mon, gal, it's really daddy..!! <bg> OMG, it really IS!!! [jumps up and down on Sock's trampoline] Plus, not 1 minute ago Aardie just reassured me in email that it was really you. :-))))))))))) Now this is worth being late to work for WELCOME BACK SJ!!!!!! >>>The Reel <sp?> SJ <sp>Yikes... has it gotten this damned bad since I've been >>gone..? >?> >> > >> >??? >> >> Indeed. > >JohnSt1's my new MSN account/name, O Veiled One (courtesy of Radio >Shack's $400 'instant rebate' schtick-- which I fell for) "JohnSt1", as >in, y'know, Johnson, Steve..? 8-) Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, gotcha! > >(Whoa, whatta tough crowd) <dodges fruit> [jumps up on SJ's lap and feeds him peeled grapes]

2000-07-28 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (Aardvark <aardvarkboy@hotmail.com>)


"SJohnson" wrote: > (BTW, did you get my impromptu, gotta-get-off-to-work e-mail this morn, > m'man..?) You betcha. From your "medegno2" addy. > > > SJohnson <--- uh-huh, so what's da password? <g> > > Monroe, cuz. <bg> Yikes! All ye who drop da soap... beware. :)

2000-07-28 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (Ta' <tateria@yahoo.com>)


SJohnson <medegno2@mediaone.net> wrote in message news:398222AB.32709E15@mediaone.net... SJ!!! <BIG MANLY HUG>

2000-07-28 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (Ta' <tateria@yahoo.com>)


Steve Christianson <stevechristianson@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:3982308A.1941@yahoo.com... > > <g> I snatched out ICQ a few months ago, cuz I got tired of the damned > > thing loading up automatically whenever I or the kids went on-line. > > > <nods> Often I click on the yellow ICQ box and turn it off before I go > on line. Trick I use is to go to "disconected" (where Invisible and such is) before I go offline. That way, it doesnt get online when you dial back up. When you do connect, just go to Available or whatever...

2000-07-28 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (Ta' <tateria@yahoo.com>)


Bill Crawford <koichi@fastlane.net> wrote in message news:6E538EA12B85CEA1.121983381E705A7C.09BD14FB3D6FCBD8@lp.a irnews.net... > >> (Whoa, whatta tough crowd) <dodges fruit> > > It's the weather. That, or the Shadows are on the move again... <innocent look>

2000-07-28 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (Shammie <Shammie_member@newsguy.com>)


In article <ef0YN0G#$GA.585@cpmsnbbsa08>, "JohnSt1" says... > >It's been a LOOOOONG time, gang... :-) > >I thought I'd give this new computer (and account) a test run. Hmmmmm...... >The Reel <sp?> SJ <sp?> > >??? Indeed.

2000-07-28 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (TC <yewston@ix.REMOVE.netcom.com>)


"JohnSt1" wrote... > > But before I continue any futher, I have to- in light of Rob Rey's > 'outting'- admit to my own secret identity: Am I the only one who doesn't have a secret identity? I am so vanilla. > I'm not the 5'9", 39-yr old married Afrian male service manager you've all > become accustomed to lo these many years on dis here NG. You're not Canadian are you? > I'm actually a 5'5", 21-yr old Native American/Caucasian, one-legged > bi-sexual tart who pretended to be a black man with witty street dialog. I > loathe you all, and I have many rifles which will blaze the void of night > once I post this message. My darkness will be your darkness. I'm not > kidding. I piss bitter urine and I suck the blood of the weak... or the > other way around, I can't be sure... Aunt Ruth??? > When I get the chance to see you all in person, I will stab first, then ask > identities later. I hate men. I hate women. I love animals. With mint sauce, > of course. Dad?? > I also lied about being a former soldier from the US Army; I was actually a > military comfort gal in the Nigerian Foreign Legion... but that counts just > the same, too, right? (Y'see, I lost my leg-- and my virginity-- while I > was... never mind...) I hate my good leg, too. More mint sauce. MOM!!! It's you! > And as this 'void' now envelopes my sanity, let make one thing clear: I got > to mind-fuck the best of ya. Steve-O, Boz, DM, Shams, Allie, Merrick, > Therese, Five-O, Aardie, Flinx, Gordo, Snow Gal, Ta', Kooky & LadyG, DBR, > Chris, Brian, Boomie, Arlie, Brandon, Rob, SJ, MM, Michele-- wait, SJ's > supposed to be *me* <giggle>, er, Ronda, David, Lisa, Angel... you've all > been had by me. And you will again. (details to follow in a couple of weeks) Ahh, so you never fooled me. Good to know I'm smarter than everyone else. I just knew I had a high IQ. ... or by "had", do you mean.... EWWW! > Now that I've come finally come clean here, I know you'll all still respect > me, love me, and accept me into the bosom of the VOY NG the way you've > always have. Suckers. <disregard that last utterance of disgust for you all> Welcome to the Newsgroup. Who's your favorite character on Voyager? Do you think Paris and Torres are made for each other or should Tom follow his heart and hook up with the Asian cowboy? Is the Delta Flyer Kewl or what! Was Tuvix really all that inconvenienced? Should Janeway marry the log or the dildo? What happened to Kes and Cary? Are Geri"s braestss rael? > Remember: You've all been warned. Yeah, but I'm going to watch the last season of Voyager anyway. > I also do one-legged pet tricks. Don't mess wit me, hear? Please define the term "mess wit me", and how does a one-legged pet move around. Seems like it would be kind of a drag. > [more gargling noises to follow once I respond to e-mails] > > Love ya!! :) > > The Reel <sp?> SJ <sp?> > > ??? uh-huh, sure, as if. In order to prove who you are we need your mother's maiden name... and your social security number. E-mail those to me and I'll check it out. TC

2000-07-28 00:00:00 - My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (JohnSt1 <JohnSt1@email.msn.com>)


It's been a LOOOOONG time, gang... :-) I thought I'd give this new computer (and account) a test run. (Don't worry... my old 'medegno' account and e-mail address is still active; I just haven't had the time-- or the courage <g>-- to download the estimated 300+ e-mails[!!!!!] my MediaOne server's telling me is a'waitin' fer me... I'll summon the strength to view that jungle later on.) ;) But before I continue any futher, I have to- in light of Rob Rey's 'outting'- admit to my own secret identity: I'm not the 5'9", 39-yr old married Afrian male service manager you've all become accustomed to lo these many years on dis here NG. I'm actually a 5'5", 21-yr old Native American/Caucasian, one-legged bi-sexual tart who pretended to be a black man with witty street dialog. I loathe you all, and I have many rifles which will blaze the void of night once I post this message. My darkness will be your darkness. I'm not kidding. I piss bitter urine and I suck the blood of the weak... or the other way around, I can't be sure... When I get the chance to see you all in person, I will stab first, then ask identities later. I hate men. I hate women. I love animals. With mint sauce, of course. I also lied about being a former soldier from the US Army; I was actually a military comfort gal in the Nigerian Foreign Legion... but that counts just the same, too, right? (Y'see, I lost my leg-- and my virginity-- while I was... never mind...) I hate my good leg, too. More mint sauce. And as this 'void' now envelopes my sanity, let make one thing clear: I got to mind-fuck the best of ya. Steve-O, Boz, DM, Shams, Allie, Merrick, Therese, Five-O, Aardie, Flinx, Gordo, Snow Gal, Ta', Kooky & LadyG, DBR, Chris, Brian, Boomie, Arlie, Brandon, Rob, SJ, MM, Michele-- wait, SJ's supposed to be *me* <giggle>, er, Ronda, David, Lisa, Angel... you've all been had by me. And you will again. (details to follow in a couple of weeks) Now that I've come finally come clean here, I know you'll all still respect me, love me, and accept me into the bosom of the VOY NG the way you've always have. Suckers. <disregard that last utterance of disgust for you all> Remember: You've all been warned. I also do one-legged pet tricks. Don't mess wit me, hear? [more gargling noises to follow once I respond to e-mails] Love ya!! :) The Reel <sp?> SJ <sp?> ???

2000-07-29 00:00:00 - Re: For the doubters (was Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!!) - (Ta' <tateria@yahoo.com>)


SJohnson <medegno2@mediaone.net> wrote in message news:398354D4.C191E166@mediaone.net... > > > Ta' wrote: > > > > Shammie <Shammie_member@newsguy.com> wrote in message > > news:8lup7t$2pb2@drn.newsguy.com... > > > In article > > <bxBg5.19320$AL3.545047@news-west.usenetserver.com>, "Ta'" > > says... > > > > > > >Anyways, My plan for the Post-SJ Return period: Be glad > > he's > > > >back. Forget about RR. He died a few months ago. > > > > > > SJ's return is actually the greatest healing agent we > > could have asked for! > > > > 100% Agreed. I lost a role model and got one back. (Just > > dont tell him that, he'll get an ego problem...) > > That's "King Role Model" to you... ;) You werent sussposed to read that, doof. I take it back. <eg>

2000-07-29 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (Ta' <tateria@yahoo.com>)


SJohnson <medegno2@mediaone.net> wrote in message news:39835614.AF745E90@mediaone.net... > > > Ta' wrote: > > > > JohnSt1 <JohnSt1@email.msn.com> wrote in message > > news:OPxqBtR#$GA.357@cpmsnbbsa07... > > > > > > "Ta'" <tateria@yahoo.com> wrote in message > > > news:Nurg5.10150$AL3.407755@news-west.usenetserver.com... > > > > > > > > SJohnson <medegno2@mediaone.net> wrote in message > > > > news:398222AB.32709E15@mediaone.net... > > > > > > > > SJ!!! > > > > > > > > <BIG MANLY HUG> > > > > > > Da, Comrade Ta', da!! > > > > O_o > > Communist. > > <g> > > > > > We-Didn't-Touch-Below-Da-Waist-SJ > > > > No. That would give Merr daydreams for weeks... > > Methinks you're in line for a patented Merrick chop real soon... Nah. I'd kick him. > > Welcome back, dood!! > > > > Ta' > > Gee, wit all the older Regs comin back, does this mean I'm > > back to Junoir Reg Status? <eg> > > No way... :-) > junior... ;) Have I ever mentioned this is a pet peeve of mine? Older people calling me "sonny" and "young man". I understand I may be young, but if they;re old enough to call me such, why is it bad for me to call them "old person"?? <eg> Out of coincidence, This happened today. An old guy(who annoys me to no end anyways) offered me some vegtables from his lunch... "You want any of these, YOUNG MAN" |-\ "No thanks, Old Man." He got pissed. I dont know why... <shrug> </off Juvinile Rant>

2000-07-29 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (Ta' <tateria@yahoo.com>)


EvilBill[AGQx] <devlin@SPAM-ME-AND-DIE-MUTHAagqx-imperium.fsnet.co.uk> wrote in message news:8lvta5$l84$3@newsg3.svr.pol.co.uk... > "JohnSt1" <JohnSt1@email.msn.com> wrote in message > news:ef0YN0G#$GA.585@cpmsnbbsa08... > > It's been a LOOOOONG time, gang... :-) > > > > Welcome back... errr... who are you again? <g> > > > > > And as this 'void' now envelopes my sanity, let make one thing clear: I > got > > to mind-fuck the best of ya. Steve-O, Boz, DM, Shams, Allie, Merrick, > > Therese, Five-O, Aardie, Flinx, Gordo, Snow Gal, Ta', Kooky & LadyG, DBR, > > Chris, Brian, Boomie, Arlie, Brandon, Rob, SJ, MM, Michele-- wait, SJ's > > supposed to be *me* <giggle>, er, Ronda, David, Lisa, Angel... you've all > > been had by me. And you will again. (details to follow in a couple of > weeks) > > > > *feels left out* 'fore your time, dood. SJ is the all time God of Posters. He's the TIWTA Sisko, if that tells you *anything*!!!

2000-07-29 00:00:00 - Re: For the doubters (was Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!!) - (Shammie <Shammie_member@newsguy.com>)


In article <4QKg5.5076$_G.139572@news-west.usenetserver.com>, "Ta'" says... >> I'm telling. Fry, baker boy. > >Bite my Roll. Butter it first?

2000-07-29 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (SJohnson <medegno2@mediaone.net>)


Shamtrek wrote: > > In article <20000729003706.09285.00000109@ng-fz1.aol.com>, > sockthestud@aol.compzzamnky says... > > > >Shammie sez > > >>We'll be Squiffy Three West. > > > >:-((((( > > ACK!! > I meant FOUR! Squiffy Four West!!! > How's that? So you guys are going to meet up, eh? Damn, that sounds like FUN!! No-Fun-Fer-MeSJ

2000-07-29 00:00:00 - Re: For the doubters (was Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!!) - (Shammie <Shammie_member@newsguy.com>)


In article <EGCg5.22$_G.852@news-west.usenetserver.com>, "Ta'" says... >> SJ's return is actually the greatest healing agent we >could have asked for! > >100% Agreed. I lost a role model and got one back. There ain't no compare! (Just >dont tell him that, he'll get an ego problem...) I'm telling. Fry, baker boy.

2000-07-29 00:00:00 - Re: For the doubters (was Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!!) - (Ta' <tateria@yahoo.com>)


Shammie <Shammie_member@newsguy.com> wrote in message news:8lva95$msq@drn.newsguy.com... > In article <EGCg5.22$_G.852@news-west.usenetserver.com>, "Ta'" says... > > > >> SJ's return is actually the greatest healing agent we > >could have asked for! > > > >100% Agreed. I lost a role model and got one back. > > There ain't no compare! :-) > (Just > >dont tell him that, he'll get an ego problem...) > > I'm telling. Fry, baker boy. Bite my Roll.

2000-07-29 00:00:00 - Re: For the doubters (was Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!!) - (Ta' <tateria@yahoo.com>)


SJohnson <medegno2@mediaone.net> wrote in message news:39835418.CB8417F4@mediaone.net... > > But you can see the similarites... People acting like > > people they're not. SJ was often frustrated by this, AIR. > > Precisely. Not that *I* would ever do that... <G> > > Anyways, My plan for the Post-SJ Return period: Be glad he's back. > > Thanks, Ta'..! 8-) :-) > > Forget about RR. He died a few months ago. > > Seconded. As long as I'm concerned, the ramblings of this *last* RR was > not the one I've been friends with for these past few years on the > NG... >8-( Damned Skraight!

2000-07-29 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (SJohnson <medegno2@mediaone.net>)


Merrick Baldelli wrote: > > On Sat, 29 Jul 2000 01:28:21 GMT, SJohnson <medegno2@mediaone.net> > wrote: > > >> Should Janeway marry the log or the dildo? > > > >At least Statue Boy's got warm blood... methinks... > > I didn't know sap was considered warm. Ulp! I stand corrected!! ;) SJ

2000-07-29 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (SJohnson <medegno2@mediaone.net>)


TC wrote: > > "SJohnson" (I think it's him) wrote... > > > > > > TC wrote: > > > > > Do you think Paris and Torres are made for each other or should Tom > follow > > > > More like, "should Tom swallow"... > > Tom swallows? aint da usenet wondirful? 8-) > > > his heart and hook up with the Asian cowboy? > > > > ain't touchin' dat one > > That's a good idea. Seems some Parisites go ballistic when anyone mentions > it. Mayhap the week(end) is young <look out!> > > > Is the Delta Flyer Kewl or what! > > > > Like a typical VOY script, it expands in size one ep, then contracts in > > a'nutter one... > > I know. That's what makes it so cool. It's my favorite ship. > It's also got Jeffries tube(s) and escape pods <winces> Don't get me started, TC..! ;) > > > Was Tuvix really all that inconvenienced? > > > > Oh, let's no get THAT started again, TC ol' paint. > > > > Or would you rather I start another golden oldie... "Deux Ex Machina", > > anyone? > > uh.....no, Let's make fun of Fiver instead. Always a safe bet for instant points. > > > Should Janeway marry the log or the dildo? > > > > At least Statue Boy's got warm blood... methinks... > > Well, if he's been out in the sun for awhile, maybe. <g> > > > Are Geri"s braestss rael? > > > > I felt my poster of her last night; they *seemed* real 'nuff... ;) > > They make 3D posters now? aint sayin' nuthin' more > > > > Remember: You've all been warned. > > > > > > Yeah, but I'm going to watch the last season of Voyager anyway. > > > > *sigh* me too. > > > > Just a sucker for punishment. > > I think there's a word for that. Oh, yeah - Trekkie. And with Viacom, Trekkies(ers) = gullible cash machines > > > > > > > > The Reel <sp?> SJ <sp?> > > > > > > > > ??? > > > > > > uh-huh, sure, as if. > > > > Boy, et tui, TC? > > > > What's happened to you guys? :) > > > > Damn, (paux) Navy's really done some damage 'round dese here parts > > lately... >8-( > > > > essjay > > I knew it was you all along. I never doubted it for a second (well, maybe a > couple...<eg>) All part of my master plan, y'see... > Nice to see you again. > > TC Thanks buddy!! SJohnson

2000-07-29 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (SJohnson <medegno2@mediaone.net>)


5er wrote: > > In article <8lun1g$2l82@drn.newsguy.com>, Shammie says... > > > >In article <8lttpt$1ha3@drn.newsguy.com>, 5er says... > >> > >>In article <8ltpth$1brb@drn.newsguy.com>, Shamtrek says... > >>> > >>>In article <#a6$foR#$GA.64@cpmsnbbsa07>, "JohnSt1" says... > > > >>>*cough*trollingyou*cough* > >> > >>Not this time, buddy. > > > >Well, then just read his posts. No one could impersonate *that* well the unique > >nuance that is SJ! > > He's a unique nuance? Nothing nuancey about the dood. > > [maniacal cackle in the distance] bite my pipe ;) FiverJ

2000-07-29 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (SJohnson <medegno2@mediaone.net>)


Shammie wrote: > > In article <8lttpt$1ha3@drn.newsguy.com>, 5er says... > > > >In article <8ltpth$1brb@drn.newsguy.com>, Shamtrek says... > >> > >>In article <#a6$foR#$GA.64@cpmsnbbsa07>, "JohnSt1" says... > > >>*cough*trollingyou*cough* > > > >Not this time, buddy. > > Well, then just read his posts. No one could impersonate *that* well the unique > nuance that is SJ! say... "nuance"... again fer me... <lustful *sigh*> Gotta-Get-Out-MoreSJ

2000-07-29 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (SJohnson <medegno2@mediaone.net>)


5er wrote: > > In article <#a6$foR#$GA.64@cpmsnbbsa07>, "JohnSt1" says... > > > > > >"5er" <5er_member@newsguy.com> wrote in message > >news:8ltev7$nra@drn.newsguy.com... > >> In article <39822F04.4EDD17B2@mediaone.net>, SJohnson says... > >> >It still hurts like hell. > >> > >> Hmmm... > > > >Uh-boy... :) > > > >The black helicopters are circling tonight, boy... <g> > > > >(check the headers, kiddo-- or whatever you guys check for info when some > >uses another reader and acount. > > Might not matter if this is Dee. 'Twouldn't be *her*, I can guarantee THAT, Fiver. She still complains that it was you guys that helped to contribute to the delinquency of a husband... *sigh* > >Now you see why I used to get bent out of > >proportion when you guys used to do this and didn't even identify yourselves > >like I'm doing here..!!) > > Hmmm, OK this is prolly SJ. Welcome back, old man! [BIG HUG] About &@$! time!! ;) SJ

2000-07-29 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (SJohnson <medegno2@mediaone.net>)


Shammie wrote: > > In article <8ltu6q$1hqc@drn.newsguy.com>, 5er says... > > >>Now you see why I used to get bent out of > >>proportion when you guys used to do this and didn't even identify yourselves > >>like I'm doing here..!!) > > > >Hmmm, OK this is prolly SJ. Welcome back, old man! [BIG HUG] > > ::good old-fashioned ass-kick:: > 'Bout time! Thank you!! I just told him the same damned thing!!! <BG> SJ

2000-07-29 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (SJohnson <medegno2@mediaone.net>)


5er wrote: > > In article <8lun7u$2ll1@drn.newsguy.com>, Shammie says... > > > >In article <8ltu6q$1hqc@drn.newsguy.com>, 5er says... > > > >>>Now you see why I used to get bent out of > >>>proportion when you guys used to do this and didn't even identify yourselves > >>>like I'm doing here..!!) > >> > >>Hmmm, OK this is prolly SJ. Welcome back, old man! [BIG HUG] > > > >::good old-fashioned ass-kick:: > >'Bout time! > > Hey now, don't you go SJ on me as well. At least her kicks will have a sensual quality to it; my kicks won't have such a luxury... ManlySJ

2000-07-29 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (SJohnson <medegno2@mediaone.net>)


Merrick Baldelli wrote: > > On Sat, 29 Jul 2000 01:07:48 GMT, SJohnson <medegno2@mediaone.net> > wrote: > > ><g> I snatched out ICQ a few months ago, cuz I got tired of the damned > >thing loading up automatically whenever I or the kids went on-line. > > If you can't shut it off from automatically loading within the > Configuration -- let me know, and I'll tell you precisely where to > look for it in the Registry and remove it pronto. Deal! > >Somebody's gotta send the URL where I can get another setup program... > >:) > > http://www.icq.com It's downloading right now as I type this. It'll probably take some time, since I've been having speed problems with my &@!$? cable modem these last few days. SJ

2000-07-29 00:00:00 - Re: For the doubters (was Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!!) - (SJohnson <medegno2@mediaone.net>)


Ta' wrote: > > Wavemaker <wavemaker@my-deja.com> wrote in message > news:VPvg5.2164$kMx4.55509095@news.randori.com... > > > > "JohnSt1" wrote: > > > > > > Now you know how *I* felt when Five-O and the gang were > at one time > > swapping > > > identities faster than an ice cream cake on Delta > Burke's table. ;) > > > > What Robrey did was light years beyond any harmless > trolling done by anyone > > on this NG. I don't think the two should be mentioned in > the same breathe. > > But you can see the similarites... People acting like > people they're not. SJ was often frustrated by this, AIR. Precisely. > Anyways, My plan for the Post-SJ Return period: Be glad he's back. Thanks, Ta'..! 8-) > Forget about RR. He died a few months ago. Seconded. As long as I'm concerned, the ramblings of this *last* RR was not the one I've been friends with for these past few years on the NG... >8-( SJ

2000-07-29 00:00:00 - Re: For the doubters (was Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!!) - (SJohnson <medegno2@mediaone.net>)


Shammie wrote: > > In article <bxBg5.19320$AL3.545047@news-west.usenetserver.com>, "Ta'" says... > > >Anyways, My plan for the Post-SJ Return period: Be glad he's > >back. Forget about RR. He died a few months ago. > > SJ's return is actually the greatest healing agent we could have asked for! aw shucks, m'mam... <Afrian brother blushing> SJ

2000-07-29 00:00:00 - Re: For the doubters (was Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!!) - (SJohnson <medegno2@mediaone.net>)


Ta' wrote: > > Shammie <Shammie_member@newsguy.com> wrote in message > news:8lup7t$2pb2@drn.newsguy.com... > > In article > <bxBg5.19320$AL3.545047@news-west.usenetserver.com>, "Ta'" > says... > > > > >Anyways, My plan for the Post-SJ Return period: Be glad > he's > > >back. Forget about RR. He died a few months ago. > > > > SJ's return is actually the greatest healing agent we > could have asked for! > > 100% Agreed. I lost a role model and got one back. (Just > dont tell him that, he'll get an ego problem...) That's "King Role Model" to you... ;) SJ What Ego?

2000-07-29 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (SJohnson <medegno2@mediaone.net>)


Ta' wrote: > > JohnSt1 <JohnSt1@email.msn.com> wrote in message > news:OPxqBtR#$GA.357@cpmsnbbsa07... > > > > "Ta'" <tateria@yahoo.com> wrote in message > > news:Nurg5.10150$AL3.407755@news-west.usenetserver.com... > > > > > > SJohnson <medegno2@mediaone.net> wrote in message > > > news:398222AB.32709E15@mediaone.net... > > > > > > SJ!!! > > > > > > <BIG MANLY HUG> > > > > Da, Comrade Ta', da!! > > O_o > Communist. > <g> > > > We-Didn't-Touch-Below-Da-Waist-SJ > > No. That would give Merr daydreams for weeks... Methinks you're in line for a patented Merrick chop real soon... > Welcome back, dood!! > > Ta' > Gee, wit all the older Regs comin back, does this mean I'm > back to Junoir Reg Status? <eg> No way... junior... ;) SJ

2000-07-29 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (SJohnson <medegno2@mediaone.net>)


Merrick Baldelli wrote: > > On Sat, 29 Jul 2000 01:20:50 GMT, SJohnson <medegno2@mediaone.net> > wrote: > > >The Fury of Bea Arthur wrote: > >> > >> On Fri, 28 Jul 2000 04:25:09 -0400, "JohnSt1" <JohnSt1@email.msn.com> > >> wrote: > >> > >> >The Reel <sp?> SJ <sp?> > >> > > >> >??? > >> > >> Okay, I have a confession to make, Merrick Baldelli is just a > >> pen name of mine. This is who I really am. > > > >LOL! > > It's rather funny actually. Was sitting in a chat room one > night, and then all of a sudden -- there were like these 30 people all > beginning with the nick of The_Fury_Of_.... > > I remember seeing this one, The_Fury_of_Betty_White and > The_Fury_of_Rue_McClannahan. I decided on going with the one that was > blatantly the lesbian. Bea Arthur?? Really?? wow :) > >I dunno, Merrick; I just had to write something equally as silly after > >reading the 'Dark Void(tm)' writings of one ex-Salt I thought I knew so > >well. I mean, jeez, what a fuckin' load of vapid horseshit disguised as > >a cry for sympathy. > > Tell me about it. > >'Twas nearly Lupine-y in respects of total creativity, don't you > >think..? > > If it wasn't for the fact that we were able to track down both > the Loopy One and this Loser in Wulf's clothes, I swear we're dealing > with one in the same person. I'm rather embarassed to admit I thought it really could've been Loco Lobo at first-- 'til I read all of your follow-up responses to him and realized it WAS RobRey/Reynolds/Retread/whoever. SJohnson

2000-07-29 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (SJohnson <medegno2@mediaone.net>)


GeneK wrote: > > JohnSt1 wrote: > > > > And as this 'void' now envelopes my sanity, let make one thing clear: I got > > to mind-fuck the best of ya. Steve-O, Boz, DM, Shams, Allie, Merrick, > > Therese, Five-O, Aardie, Flinx, Gordo, Snow Gal, Ta', Kooky & LadyG, DBR, > > Chris, Brian, Boomie, Arlie, Brandon, Rob, SJ, MM, Michele-- wait, SJ's > > supposed to be *me* <giggle>, er, Ronda, David, Lisa, Angel... you've all > > been had by me. And you will again. (details to follow in a couple of weeks) > > > > Now that I've come finally come clean here, I know you'll all still respect > > me, love me, and accept me into the bosom of the VOY NG the way you've > > always have. Suckers. <disregard that last utterance of disgust for you all> > > Oh, come off it, SJ, by now everybody knows perfectly well that *everyone* on > this ng is my cousin Ralph from Peoria. Ralph was comitted in 1972 after > realizing that he'd paid over $30 (which was a lotta bucks for a high school > senior back then) for admission to the first Trek con when he could've gotten > in for free. He's been living in a padded cell with Capt Kirk's nameplate on > the door ever since, and taking his meals through the little attendant window, > which he believes is a replicator slot. The family chipped in and bought him > a used PC a few years ago so he could entertain himself, and since then he's > been playing off a huge stack of free hours CD's from various providers. > Under various aliases, Ralph is personally responsible for over 90% of the > traffic on all Star Trek newgroups. LMFAO!!!!!!! Oh *jeez*, Gene, I totally lost it after reading all that..!!!! 8-))) > So just give it up, Ralph. OTOH, it is nice to see you've finally realized > that you've been deluding yourself all these years... I'm also an actor too, Cou'en Gene. Ever see my movie, "King Ralph"..? RalphK

2000-07-29 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (5er <5er_member@newsguy.com>)


In article <8lun1g$2l82@drn.newsguy.com>, Shammie says... > >In article <8lttpt$1ha3@drn.newsguy.com>, 5er says... >> >>In article <8ltpth$1brb@drn.newsguy.com>, Shamtrek says... >>> >>>In article <#a6$foR#$GA.64@cpmsnbbsa07>, "JohnSt1" says... > >>>*cough*trollingyou*cough* >> >>Not this time, buddy. > >Well, then just read his posts. No one could impersonate *that* well the unique >nuance that is SJ! He's a unique nuance? Nothing nuancey about the dood. [maniacal cackle in the distance]

2000-07-29 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (5er <5er_member@newsguy.com>)


In article <8lun7u$2ll1@drn.newsguy.com>, Shammie says... > >In article <8ltu6q$1hqc@drn.newsguy.com>, 5er says... > >>>Now you see why I used to get bent out of >>>proportion when you guys used to do this and didn't even identify yourselves >>>like I'm doing here..!!) >> >>Hmmm, OK this is prolly SJ. Welcome back, old man! [BIG HUG] > >::good old-fashioned ass-kick:: >'Bout time! Hey now, don't you go SJ on me as well.

2000-07-29 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (5er <5er_member@newsguy.com>)


In article <3982D50A.E08796D4@mediaone.net>, SJohnson says... > >> >Well, I miss you *too*, Fiver... <g> >> >> Sorry, SJ. It's just that I'm a little hesitant, and I'm sure you can >> understand why. After all, I believe that there's another imposter right now >>using Empress Jup's handle. I just wanna make sure I'm talking to who you claim >> to be. > >Naw, I understand, kiddo; Barrister Boy already warned me about all >that. I would be cautious, too. Actually, I'm starting to doubt my initial conclusions. Someone just emailed me from Jup's addy, and I'm inclined to believe Jup is who she says she is. >> Evil Troll, still on the fence here. > >That's painful, m'man... > >SJ

2000-07-29 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (TC <yewston@ix.REMOVE.netcom.com>)


"SJohnson" (I think it's him) wrote... > > > TC wrote: > > > Do you think Paris and Torres are made for each other or should Tom follow > > More like, "should Tom swallow"... Tom swallows? > > his heart and hook up with the Asian cowboy? > > ain't touchin' dat one That's a good idea. Seems some Parisites go ballistic when anyone mentions it. > > Is the Delta Flyer Kewl or what! > > Like a typical VOY script, it expands in size one ep, then contracts in > a'nutter one... I know. That's what makes it so cool. It's my favorite ship. It's also got Jeffries tube(s) and escape pods > > Was Tuvix really all that inconvenienced? > > Oh, let's no get THAT started again, TC ol' paint. > > Or would you rather I start another golden oldie... "Deux Ex Machina", > anyone? uh.....no, Let's make fun of Fiver instead. > > Should Janeway marry the log or the dildo? > > At least Statue Boy's got warm blood... methinks... Well, if he's been out in the sun for awhile, maybe. > > Are Geri"s braestss rael? > > I felt my poster of her last night; they *seemed* real 'nuff... ;) They make 3D posters now? > > > Remember: You've all been warned. > > > > Yeah, but I'm going to watch the last season of Voyager anyway. > > *sigh* me too. > > Just a sucker for punishment. I think there's a word for that. Oh, yeah - Trekkie. > > > > > > The Reel <sp?> SJ <sp?> > > > > > > ??? > > > > uh-huh, sure, as if. > > Boy, et tui, TC? > > What's happened to you guys? :) > > Damn, (paux) Navy's really done some damage 'round dese here parts > lately... >8-( > > essjay I knew it was you all along. I never doubted it for a second (well, maybe a couple...<eg>) Nice to see you again. TC

2000-07-29 00:00:00 - Re: For the doubters (was Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!!) - (Merrick Baldelli <mbaldelli@mindspring.com>)


On Sat, 29 Jul 2000 01:27:19 GMT, Steve Christianson <stevechristianson@yahoo.com> wrote: >X-No-Archive: yes > >The headers to this post say Jacksonville, so I'm inclined to believe >this is the real SJ. SJ, could you post to confirm that you e-mailed >Shammie, and that the JohnSt account is you? >Please use this account to do so, so I can verify the headers again. :-) > >(God, do I sound like X-Files or what....sorry...) I've got this smashing tin foil outfit I could mail you. -- -=-=-/ )=*=-='=-.-'-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= _( (_ , '_ * . Merrick Baldelli (((\ \> /_1 ` UIN#: 788639 (\\\\ \_/ / -=-\ /-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- \ _/ / /

2000-07-29 00:00:00 - Re: For the doubters (was Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!!) - (Shammie <Shammie_member@newsguy.com>)


In article <bxBg5.19320$AL3.545047@news-west.usenetserver.com>, "Ta'" says... >Anyways, My plan for the Post-SJ Return period: Be glad he's >back. Forget about RR. He died a few months ago. SJ's return is actually the greatest healing agent we could have asked for!

2000-07-29 00:00:00 - Re: For the doubters (was Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!!) - (Ta' <tateria@yahoo.com>)


Shammie <Shammie_member@newsguy.com> wrote in message news:8lup7t$2pb2@drn.newsguy.com... > In article <bxBg5.19320$AL3.545047@news-west.usenetserver.com>, "Ta'" says... > > >Anyways, My plan for the Post-SJ Return period: Be glad he's > >back. Forget about RR. He died a few months ago. > > SJ's return is actually the greatest healing agent we could have asked for! 100% Agreed. I lost a role model and got one back. (Just dont tell him that, he'll get an ego problem...)

2000-07-29 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (5er <5er_member@newsguy.com>)


In article <3982D43D.8542D186@mediaone.net>, SJohnson says... > > > >5er wrote: >> >> In article <eukExrR#$GA.369@cpmsnbbsa07>, "JohnSt1" says... >> > >> > >> >"5er" <5er_member@newsguy.com> wrote in message >> >news:8ltduk$lt1@drn.newsguy.com... >> >> In article <398222AB.32709E15@mediaone.net>, SJohnson says... >> >> > >> >> > >> >> > >> >> >Shammie wrote: >> >> >> >> >> >> In article <ef0YN0G#$GA.585@cpmsnbbsa08>, "JohnSt1" says... >> >> >> > >> >> >> >It's been a LOOOOONG time, gang... :-) >> >> >> > >> >> >> >I thought I'd give this new computer (and account) a test run. >> >> >> >> >> >> Hmmmmm...... >> >> > >> >> >C'mon, gal, it's really daddy..!! <bg> >> >> > >> >> >> >The Reel <sp?> SJ <sp?> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >??? >> >> >> >> >> >> Indeed. >> >> > >> >> >Yikes... has it gotten this damned bad since I've been gone..? >> >> > >> >> >JohnSt1's my new MSN account/name, O Veiled One (courtesy of Radio >> >> >Shack's $400 'instant rebate' schtick-- which I fell for) "JohnSt1", as >> >> >in, y'know, Johnson, Steve..? 8-) >> >> > >> >> >(Whoa, whatta tough crowd) <dodges fruit> >> >> >> >> How do you think Seven can best help society? >> > >> >By wet-nursing all males age eighteen and above... >> ><sigh> >> > >> >Not-Quite-Weened-Johnson >> >> Braest milk is good for the soul. Plus, it tastes like chicken. > >I've, uhm, never tried "braest" milk, Fiver... but I try anything once. It's sorta like bazooka milk. The thing is that you have to make sure it's rael. >(tastes like chicken, ya say..?) 8-) [poke]

2000-07-29 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (5er <5er_member@newsguy.com>)


In article <r6n5oskrcvlhqdc3r9tl9gkn3f63tnn9ba@4ax.com>, Merrick says... > >On 28 Jul 2000 18:58:48 -0700, 5er <5er_member@newsguy.com> wrote: > >>In article <ef0YN0G#$GA.585@cpmsnbbsa08>, "JohnSt1" says... >> >>[snip] >> >>Hi! Who art thou? > > He's the chicken you've been suckling. Bite my pipe.

2000-07-29 00:00:00 - Re: For the doubters (was Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!!) - (Ta' <tateria@yahoo.com>)


Wavemaker <wavemaker@my-deja.com> wrote in message news:VPvg5.2164$kMx4.55509095@news.randori.com... > > "JohnSt1" wrote: > > > > Now you know how *I* felt when Five-O and the gang were at one time > swapping > > identities faster than an ice cream cake on Delta Burke's table. ;) > > What Robrey did was light years beyond any harmless trolling done by anyone > on this NG. I don't think the two should be mentioned in the same breathe. But you can see the similarites... People acting like people they're not. SJ was often frustrated by this, AIR. Anyways, My plan for the Post-SJ Return period: Be glad he's back. Forget about RR. He died a few months ago.

2000-07-29 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (GeneK <gene@genek_hates_spammers.com>)


JohnSt1 wrote: > > And as this 'void' now envelopes my sanity, let make one thing clear: I got > to mind-fuck the best of ya. Steve-O, Boz, DM, Shams, Allie, Merrick, > Therese, Five-O, Aardie, Flinx, Gordo, Snow Gal, Ta', Kooky & LadyG, DBR, > Chris, Brian, Boomie, Arlie, Brandon, Rob, SJ, MM, Michele-- wait, SJ's > supposed to be *me* <giggle>, er, Ronda, David, Lisa, Angel... you've all > been had by me. And you will again. (details to follow in a couple of weeks) > > Now that I've come finally come clean here, I know you'll all still respect > me, love me, and accept me into the bosom of the VOY NG the way you've > always have. Suckers. <disregard that last utterance of disgust for you all> Oh, come off it, SJ, by now everybody knows perfectly well that *everyone* on this ng is my cousin Ralph from Peoria. Ralph was comitted in 1972 after realizing that he'd paid over $30 (which was a lotta bucks for a high school senior back then) for admission to the first Trek con when he could've gotten in for free. He's been living in a padded cell with Capt Kirk's nameplate on the door ever since, and taking his meals through the little attendant window, which he believes is a replicator slot. The family chipped in and bought him a used PC a few years ago so he could entertain himself, and since then he's been playing off a huge stack of free hours CD's from various providers. Under various aliases, Ralph is personally responsible for over 90% of the traffic on all Star Trek newgroups. So just give it up, Ralph. OTOH, it is nice to see you've finally realized that you've been deluding yourself all these years... GeneK

2000-07-29 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (Shammie <Shammie_member@newsguy.com>)


In article <8ltu6q$1hqc@drn.newsguy.com>, 5er says... >>Now you see why I used to get bent out of >>proportion when you guys used to do this and didn't even identify yourselves >>like I'm doing here..!!) > >Hmmm, OK this is prolly SJ. Welcome back, old man! [BIG HUG] ::good old-fashioned ass-kick:: 'Bout time!

2000-07-29 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (Shammie <Shammie_member@newsguy.com>)


In article <8lttpt$1ha3@drn.newsguy.com>, 5er says... > >In article <8ltpth$1brb@drn.newsguy.com>, Shamtrek says... >> >>In article <#a6$foR#$GA.64@cpmsnbbsa07>, "JohnSt1" says... >>*cough*trollingyou*cough* > >Not this time, buddy. Well, then just read his posts. No one could impersonate *that* well the unique nuance that is SJ!

2000-07-29 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (Merrick Baldelli <mbaldelli@mindspring.com>)


On Sat, 29 Jul 2000 01:07:48 GMT, SJohnson <medegno2@mediaone.net> wrote: ><g> I snatched out ICQ a few months ago, cuz I got tired of the damned >thing loading up automatically whenever I or the kids went on-line. If you can't shut it off from automatically loading within the Configuration -- let me know, and I'll tell you precisely where to look for it in the Registry and remove it pronto. >Somebody's gotta send the URL where I can get another setup program... >:) http://www.icq.com -- -=-=-/ )=*=-='=-.-'-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= _( (_ , '_ * . Merrick Baldelli (((\ \> /_1 ` UIN#: 788639 (\\\\ \_/ / -=-\ /-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- \ _/ / /

2000-07-29 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (Merrick Baldelli <mbaldelli@mindspring.com>)


On Sat, 29 Jul 2000 01:28:21 GMT, SJohnson <medegno2@mediaone.net> wrote: >> Should Janeway marry the log or the dildo? > >At least Statue Boy's got warm blood... methinks... I didn't know sap was considered warm. -- -=-=-/ )=*=-='=-.-'-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= _( (_ , '_ * . Merrick Baldelli (((\ \> /_1 ` UIN#: 788639 (\\\\ \_/ / -=-\ /-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- \ _/ / /

2000-07-29 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (Merrick Baldelli <mbaldelli@mindspring.com>)


On Sat, 29 Jul 2000 01:20:50 GMT, SJohnson <medegno2@mediaone.net> wrote: >The Fury of Bea Arthur wrote: >> >> On Fri, 28 Jul 2000 04:25:09 -0400, "JohnSt1" <JohnSt1@email.msn.com> >> wrote: >> >> >The Reel <sp?> SJ <sp?> >> > >> >??? >> >> Okay, I have a confession to make, Merrick Baldelli is just a >> pen name of mine. This is who I really am. > >LOL! It's rather funny actually. Was sitting in a chat room one night, and then all of a sudden -- there were like these 30 people all beginning with the nick of The_Fury_Of_.... I remember seeing this one, The_Fury_of_Betty_White and The_Fury_of_Rue_McClannahan. I decided on going with the one that was blatantly the lesbian. >I dunno, Merrick; I just had to write something equally as silly after >reading the 'Dark Void(tm)' writings of one ex-Salt I thought I knew so >well. I mean, jeez, what a fuckin' load of vapid horseshit disguised as >a cry for sympathy. Tell me about it. >'Twas nearly Lupine-y in respects of total creativity, don't you >think..? If it wasn't for the fact that we were able to track down both the Loopy One and this Loser in Wulf's clothes, I swear we're dealing with one in the same person. -- -=-=-/ )=*=-='=-.-'-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= _( (_ , '_ * . Merrick Baldelli (((\ \> /_1 ` UIN#: 788639 (\\\\ \_/ / -=-\ /-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- \ _/ / /

2000-07-29 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (Merrick Baldelli <mbaldelli@mindspring.com>)


On 28 Jul 2000 18:58:48 -0700, 5er <5er_member@newsguy.com> wrote: >In article <ef0YN0G#$GA.585@cpmsnbbsa08>, "JohnSt1" says... > >[snip] > >Hi! Who art thou? He's the chicken you've been suckling. -- -=-=-/ )=*=-='=-.-'-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= _( (_ , '_ * . Merrick Baldelli (((\ \> /_1 ` UIN#: 788639 (\\\\ \_/ / -=-\ /-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- \ _/ / /

2000-07-29 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - ("Louis M. Brown" <phyphor@rocketmail.com>)


On Sat, 29 Jul 2000 01:07:48 GMT, SJohnson <medegno2@mediaone.net> wrote: > > >Steve Christianson wrote: >> >> X-No-Archive: yes >> >> Hi SJ! You wrote: >> >> > Shammie wrote: >> > > >> > > In article <ef0YN0G#$GA.585@cpmsnbbsa08>, "JohnSt1" says... >> > > > >> > > >It's been a LOOOOONG time, gang... :-) >> > > > >> > > >I thought I'd give this new computer (and account) a test run. >> > > >> > > Hmmmmm...... >> > >> > C'mon, gal, it's really daddy..!! <bg> >> > >> > > >The Reel <sp?> SJ <sp?> >> > > > >> > > >??? >> > > >> > > Indeed. >> > >> > Yikes... has it gotten this damned bad since I've been gone..? >> >> Just recently, with Rob. Also, Ronda has been impersonating as Grinch >> Girl and Eskay (aka "Shitty Kitty") has been impersonating as Julianna >> Bester. So, everyone's a bit on edge. > >Yeah, I can see. Whoa. :) > >I gotta tell ya, counsellor: like I told Aardie via mail this morning, >that 'dead/undead Robster' shit really got on my nerves after the last >time-- which was somewhat the reason why I kinda threw my hands up at >the NG life for a while... only to find, when I *did* decide to take a >sneak peak back on the NG, a f*cking kid pretending to be an honorable >gentleman all these years. > >It still hurts like hell. I don't even wanna discuss this... Betrayal like THAT gets people fucking shot. (Note: That's not a threat, that's a simple statement of fact. ) > >> >> > JohnSt1's my new MSN account/name, O Veiled One (courtesy of Radio >> > Shack's $400 'instant rebate' schtick-- which I fell for) "JohnSt1", as >> > in, y'know, Johnson, Steve..? 8-) >> > >> > (Whoa, whatta tough crowd) <dodges fruit> >> >> Good to see you back, d00d. Hey, if you have ICQ, fire it up. I'm about >> to see who's around. > ><g> I snatched out ICQ a few months ago, cuz I got tired of the damned >thing loading up automatically whenever I or the kids went on-line. Hmmm.. Click the ICQ button, Preferences & Security, Preferences, the Connection tab,and turn off "Launch ICQ on Startup" > >Somebody's gotta send the URL where I can get another setup program... >:) www.icq.com > >SJohnson -LMB

2000-07-29 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - ("Louis M. Brown" <phyphor@rocketmail.com>)


On 28 Jul 2000 22:29:59 -0700, Shammie <Shammie_member@newsguy.com> wrote: >In article <#EwdClR#$GA.56@cpmsnbbsa07>, "JohnSt1" says... > >>> [jumps up on SJ's lap and feeds him peeled grapes] >> >>aaaaahhhh... >> >>Git lost, fellers... she's *mine* tonite... >>[insert <sounds of total bliss> HERE] > >eep, was I sighing out loud? > >> Shammie's Man >>(of tonight, anyway) 8-} > >I'll take what I can get of you *any* night! Ok folks, just a dirty old man and his fantasies, nothing to see here. <ducks & covers> -LMB

2000-07-29 00:00:00 - Re: For the doubters (was Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!!) - (5er <5er_member@newsguy.com>)


In article <VPvg5.2164$kMx4.55509095@news.randori.com>, "Wavemaker" says... > > >"JohnSt1" wrote: >> >> Now you know how *I* felt when Five-O and the gang were at one time >swapping >> identities faster than an ice cream cake on Delta Burke's table. ;) > >What Robrey did was light years beyond any harmless trolling done by anyone >on this NG. I don't think the two should be mentioned in the same breathe. Thanx, Wave. :-))) In any event, I think we should all drop this. I held a *lot* of resentment towards 3 of the regs (don't wanna name names) for a long time after a particular roasting last year, and we *really* don't need to resurrect it.

2000-07-29 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (ali@jupiter23.demon.co.uk)


On 28 Jul 2000 20:58:49 -0700, Shammie <Shammie_member@newsguy.com> wrote: >In article <3982429E.69C@yahoo.com>, Steve says... > >>I'll catch up with you next week, I'm off to Vegas tomorrow to hook up >>with Shammie and Fiver, so I'll see you late Tuesday or on Wednesday. > >Woo hoo!! >I'm bringing my laptop. >Hey if the Squiffy Three can post while together, so can we. >We'll be Squiffy Three West. > Yay! Allie x

2000-07-29 00:00:00 - Re: For the doubters (was Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!!) - (SJohnson <medegno2@mediaone.net>)


5er wrote: > > In article <efxrHZR#$GA.56@cpmsnbbsa07>, "JohnSt1" says... > > > >> (God, do I sound like X-Files or what....sorry...) > > > >Now you know how *I* felt when Five-O and the gang were at one time swapping > >identities faster than an ice cream cake on Delta Burke's table. ;) > > Hey now, be fair. I was only one of many who did that, so don't just focus on > me. [poke] <heh heh> true dat... DJ's April Fool's schtick STILL tops my all-time 'why, I'll kill the bastard!' list, though... :-) SJ

2000-07-29 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (SJohnson <medegno2@mediaone.net>)


Shammie wrote: > > In article <#EwdClR#$GA.56@cpmsnbbsa07>, "JohnSt1" says... > > >> [jumps up on SJ's lap and feeds him peeled grapes] > > > >aaaaahhhh... > > > >Git lost, fellers... she's *mine* tonite... > >[insert <sounds of total bliss> HERE] > > eep, was I sighing out loud? Yes you were... <said with x-treme pride, that> ;) > > Shammie's Man > >(of tonight, anyway) 8-} > > I'll take what I can get of you *any* night! oh my... 8-))))) SJ

2000-07-29 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (SJohnson <medegno2@mediaone.net>)


"Louis M. Brown" wrote: > > On 28 Jul 2000 22:29:59 -0700, Shammie <Shammie_member@newsguy.com> > wrote: > > >In article <#EwdClR#$GA.56@cpmsnbbsa07>, "JohnSt1" says... > > > >>> [jumps up on SJ's lap and feeds him peeled grapes] > >> > >>aaaaahhhh... > >> > >>Git lost, fellers... she's *mine* tonite... > >>[insert <sounds of total bliss> HERE] > > > >eep, was I sighing out loud? > > > >> Shammie's Man > >>(of tonight, anyway) 8-} > > > >I'll take what I can get of you *any* night! > > Ok folks, just a dirty old man and his fantasies, nothing to see here. > > <ducks & covers> No fair, Louis. She's *my* fantasy tonight, bub! I haven't, er, 'had' her in a while, cuz!! SJ

2000-07-29 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (SJohnson <medegno2@mediaone.net>)


5er wrote: > > In article <eukExrR#$GA.369@cpmsnbbsa07>, "JohnSt1" says... > > > > > >"5er" <5er_member@newsguy.com> wrote in message > >news:8ltduk$lt1@drn.newsguy.com... > >> In article <398222AB.32709E15@mediaone.net>, SJohnson says... > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> >Shammie wrote: > >> >> > >> >> In article <ef0YN0G#$GA.585@cpmsnbbsa08>, "JohnSt1" says... > >> >> > > >> >> >It's been a LOOOOONG time, gang... :-) > >> >> > > >> >> >I thought I'd give this new computer (and account) a test run. > >> >> > >> >> Hmmmmm...... > >> > > >> >C'mon, gal, it's really daddy..!! <bg> > >> > > >> >> >The Reel <sp?> SJ <sp?> > >> >> > > >> >> >??? > >> >> > >> >> Indeed. > >> > > >> >Yikes... has it gotten this damned bad since I've been gone..? > >> > > >> >JohnSt1's my new MSN account/name, O Veiled One (courtesy of Radio > >> >Shack's $400 'instant rebate' schtick-- which I fell for) "JohnSt1", as > >> >in, y'know, Johnson, Steve..? 8-) > >> > > >> >(Whoa, whatta tough crowd) <dodges fruit> > >> > >> How do you think Seven can best help society? > > > >By wet-nursing all males age eighteen and above... > ><sigh> > > > >Not-Quite-Weened-Johnson > > Braest milk is good for the soul. Plus, it tastes like chicken. I've, uhm, never tried "braest" milk, Fiver... but I try anything once. (tastes like chicken, ya say..?) 8-) SJ

2000-07-29 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (SJohnson <medegno2@mediaone.net>)


5er wrote: > > In article <ulUA$tR#$GA.357@cpmsnbbsa07>, "JohnSt1" says... > > > > > >"5er" <5er_member@newsguy.com> wrote in message > >news:8ltfcf$op9@drn.newsguy.com... > >> In article <39823212.A31977C6@mediaone.net>, SJohnson says... > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> >The Fury of Bea Arthur wrote: > >> >> > >> >> On Fri, 28 Jul 2000 04:25:09 -0400, "JohnSt1" <JohnSt1@email.msn.com> > >> >> wrote: > >> >> > >> >> >The Reel <sp?> SJ <sp?> > >> >> > > >> >> >??? > >> >> > >> >> Okay, I have a confession to make, Merrick Baldelli is just a > >> >> pen name of mine. This is who I really am. > >> > > >> >LOL! > >> > > >> >I dunno, Merrick; I just had to write something equally as silly after > >> >reading the 'Dark Void(tm)' writings of one ex-Salt I thought I knew so > >> >well. I mean, jeez, what a fuckin' load of vapid horseshit disguised as > >> >a cry for sympathy. > >> > > >> >'Twas nearly Lupine-y in respects of total creativity, don't you > >> >think..? > >> > > >> >SJohnson > >> >Still Pissed Off > >> > >> Hmm... > > > >Well, I miss you *too*, Fiver... <g> > > Sorry, SJ. It's just that I'm a little hesitant, and I'm sure you can > understand why. After all, I believe that there's another imposter right now > using Empress Jup's handle. I just wanna make sure I'm talking to who you claim > to be. Naw, I understand, kiddo; Barrister Boy already warned me about all that. I would be cautious, too. > Evil Troll, still on the fence here. That's painful, m'man... SJ

2000-07-29 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (SJohnson <medegno2@mediaone.net>)


Bozo the Evil Klown wrote: > > <Snip SJ's confession to being the love child of the Yeti-abducted Lindbergh > baby and Amelia Earheart> > > I, too, must come clean to the group of people I've come to think of as (the > Manson) family..... > > I'm *not* just Bozo The Evil Klown, "Voyager" over-analyzer for a major > metropolitan newsgroup. Yes, I know many of you have guessed it, so I'll come > clean now: I am Lt. Carey. Oh *jeez, Boz... not HIM... ;) > Now that you know that a *lot* of my venom is fuelled by that **BITCH** being > given *my* job, everything is a lot clearer, no? <heh heh> makes plenty of sense NOW!! > My plan was to write such scathing, merciless reviews of "Voyager" that > Oftenwrong Janeway would give me my job back, just so I wouldn't have the > time..... funny, how things don't work out in life. oh, don't get me started on THAT subject... <having-a-very-bad-year-SJ utters> > He-Who-Feels-A-Great-Weight-Has-Been-Lifted-From-My-Shoulders Feels great arising from Da Void(TM), doesn't it..? SJ

2000-07-29 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (SJohnson <medegno2@mediaone.net>)


Ali Andrews wrote: > > On Fri, 28 Jul 2000 04:25:09 -0400, "JohnSt1" <JohnSt1@email.msn.com> > wrote: > > >It's been a LOOOOONG time, gang... :-) > > > >I thought I'd give this new computer (and account) a test run. > > > >(Don't worry... my old 'medegno' account and e-mail address is still active; > >I just haven't had the time-- or the courage <g>-- to download the estimated > >300+ e-mails[!!!!!] my MediaOne server's telling me is a'waitin' fer me... > >I'll summon the strength to view that jungle later on.) ;) > > > >But before I continue any futher, I have to- in light of Rob Rey's > >'outting'- admit to my own secret identity: > > > >I'm not the 5'9", 39-yr old married Afrian male service manager you've all > >become accustomed to lo these many years on dis here NG. > > > >I'm actually a 5'5", 21-yr old Native American/Caucasian, one-legged > >bi-sexual tart who pretended to be a black man with witty street dialog. I > >loathe you all, and I have many rifles which will blaze the void of night > >once I post this message. My darkness will be your darkness. I'm not > >kidding. I piss bitter urine and I suck the blood of the weak... or the > >other way around, I can't be sure... > > > >When I get the chance to see you all in person, I will stab first, then ask > >identities later. I hate men. I hate women. I love animals. With mint sauce, > >of course. > > > >I also lied about being a former soldier from the US Army; I was actually a > >military comfort gal in the Nigerian Foreign Legion... but that counts just > >the same, too, right? (Y'see, I lost my leg-- and my virginity-- while I > >was... never mind...) I hate my good leg, too. More mint sauce. > > > >And as this 'void' now envelopes my sanity, let make one thing clear: I got > >to mind-fuck the best of ya. Steve-O, Boz, DM, Shams, Allie, Merrick, > >Therese, Five-O, Aardie, Flinx, Gordo, Snow Gal, Ta', Kooky & LadyG, DBR, > >Chris, Brian, Boomie, Arlie, Brandon, Rob, SJ, MM, Michele-- wait, SJ's > >supposed to be *me* <giggle>, er, Ronda, David, Lisa, Angel... you've all > >been had by me. And you will again. (details to follow in a couple of weeks) > > > >Now that I've come finally come clean here, I know you'll all still respect > >me, love me, and accept me into the bosom of the VOY NG the way you've > >always have. Suckers. <disregard that last utterance of disgust for you all> > > > >Remember: You've all been warned. > > > >I also do one-legged pet tricks. Don't mess wit me, hear? > > > >[more gargling noises to follow once I respond to e-mails] > > > >Love ya!! :) > > > >The Reel <sp?> SJ <sp?> > > > >??? > > > > > > Yay!!!!!!!!! > > Good to see ya SJ, we were getting worried! Yeah, 'tis good to be back, Allie-gal! I just couldn't resist the chance to mock that 'character' and his 'soul-cleansing' rant... *jeez*... > > Allie > x SJ

2000-07-29 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (Ta' <tateria@yahoo.com>)


JohnSt1 <JohnSt1@email.msn.com> wrote in message news:OPxqBtR#$GA.357@cpmsnbbsa07... > > "Ta'" <tateria@yahoo.com> wrote in message > news:Nurg5.10150$AL3.407755@news-west.usenetserver.com... > > > > SJohnson <medegno2@mediaone.net> wrote in message > > news:398222AB.32709E15@mediaone.net... > > > > SJ!!! > > > > <BIG MANLY HUG> > > Da, Comrade Ta', da!! O_o Communist. <g> > We-Didn't-Touch-Below-Da-Waist-SJ No. That would give Merr daydreams for weeks... Welcome back, dood!! Ta' Gee, wit all the older Regs comin back, does this mean I'm back to Junoir Reg Status? <eg>

2000-07-29 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (Wavemaker <wavemaker@my-deja.com>)


"Sock" wrote: > Shammie sez > > >Woo hoo!! > >I'm bringing my laptop. > >Hey if the Squiffy Three can post while together, so can we. > >We'll be Squiffy Three West. > > :-((((( <comfort>

2000-07-29 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (evilklowwn@aol.comedy)


<Snip SJ's confession to being the love child of the Yeti-abducted Lindbergh baby and Amelia Earheart> I, too, must come clean to the group of people I've come to think of as (the Manson) family..... I'm *not* just Bozo The Evil Klown, "Voyager" over-analyzer for a major metropolitan newsgroup. Yes, I know many of you have guessed it, so I'll come clean now: I am Lt. Carey. Now that you know that a *lot* of my venom is fuelled by that **BITCH** being given *my* job, everything is a lot clearer, no? My plan was to write such scathing, merciless reviews of "Voyager" that Oftenwrong Janeway would give me my job back, just so I wouldn't have the time..... funny, how things don't work out in life. He-Who-Feels-A-Great-Weight-Has-Been-Lifted-From-My-Shoulders ***************************************** "Insanity is a part of the times, Vir: You must learn to *embrace* the madness!!" Londo Mollari

2000-07-29 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (evilklowwn@aol.comedy)


Sock doth write thus: >Shammie sez > >In article <3982429E.69C@yahoo.com>, Steve says... > >>>I'll catch up with you next week, I'm off to Vegas tomorrow to hook up >>>with Shammie and Fiver, so I'll see you late Tuesday or on Wednesday. > >>Woo hoo!! >>I'm bringing my laptop. >>Hey if the Squiffy Three can post while together, so can we. >>We'll be Squiffy Three West. > >:-((((( What's wrong, dood? ***************************************** "Insanity is a part of the times, Vir: You must learn to *embrace* the madness!!" Londo Mollari

2000-07-29 00:00:00 - Re: For the doubters (was Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!!) - (Wavemaker <wavemaker@my-deja.com>)


"JohnSt1" wrote: > > Now you know how *I* felt when Five-O and the gang were at one time swapping > identities faster than an ice cream cake on Delta Burke's table. ;) What Robrey did was light years beyond any harmless trolling done by anyone on this NG. I don't think the two should be mentioned in the same breathe.

2000-07-29 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (ali@jupiter23.demon.co.uk)


On Fri, 28 Jul 2000 04:25:09 -0400, "JohnSt1" <JohnSt1@email.msn.com> wrote: >It's been a LOOOOONG time, gang... :-) > >I thought I'd give this new computer (and account) a test run. > >(Don't worry... my old 'medegno' account and e-mail address is still active; >I just haven't had the time-- or the courage <g>-- to download the estimated >300+ e-mails[!!!!!] my MediaOne server's telling me is a'waitin' fer me... >I'll summon the strength to view that jungle later on.) ;) > >But before I continue any futher, I have to- in light of Rob Rey's >'outting'- admit to my own secret identity: > >I'm not the 5'9", 39-yr old married Afrian male service manager you've all >become accustomed to lo these many years on dis here NG. > >I'm actually a 5'5", 21-yr old Native American/Caucasian, one-legged >bi-sexual tart who pretended to be a black man with witty street dialog. I >loathe you all, and I have many rifles which will blaze the void of night >once I post this message. My darkness will be your darkness. I'm not >kidding. I piss bitter urine and I suck the blood of the weak... or the >other way around, I can't be sure... > >When I get the chance to see you all in person, I will stab first, then ask >identities later. I hate men. I hate women. I love animals. With mint sauce, >of course. > >I also lied about being a former soldier from the US Army; I was actually a >military comfort gal in the Nigerian Foreign Legion... but that counts just >the same, too, right? (Y'see, I lost my leg-- and my virginity-- while I >was... never mind...) I hate my good leg, too. More mint sauce. > >And as this 'void' now envelopes my sanity, let make one thing clear: I got >to mind-fuck the best of ya. Steve-O, Boz, DM, Shams, Allie, Merrick, >Therese, Five-O, Aardie, Flinx, Gordo, Snow Gal, Ta', Kooky & LadyG, DBR, >Chris, Brian, Boomie, Arlie, Brandon, Rob, SJ, MM, Michele-- wait, SJ's >supposed to be *me* <giggle>, er, Ronda, David, Lisa, Angel... you've all >been had by me. And you will again. (details to follow in a couple of weeks) > >Now that I've come finally come clean here, I know you'll all still respect >me, love me, and accept me into the bosom of the VOY NG the way you've >always have. Suckers. <disregard that last utterance of disgust for you all> > >Remember: You've all been warned. > >I also do one-legged pet tricks. Don't mess wit me, hear? > >[more gargling noises to follow once I respond to e-mails] > >Love ya!! :) > >The Reel <sp?> SJ <sp?> > >??? > > Yay!!!!!!!!! Good to see ya SJ, we were getting worried! Allie x

2000-07-29 00:00:00 - Re: For the doubters (was Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!!) - (5er <5er_member@newsguy.com>)


In article <efxrHZR#$GA.56@cpmsnbbsa07>, "JohnSt1" says... > >> (God, do I sound like X-Files or what....sorry...) > >Now you know how *I* felt when Five-O and the gang were at one time swapping >identities faster than an ice cream cake on Delta Burke's table. ;) Hey now, be fair. I was only one of many who did that, so don't just focus on me. [poke]

2000-07-29 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - ("Louis M. Brown" <phyphor@rocketmail.com>)


On Sat, 29 Jul 2000 01:28:21 GMT, SJohnson <medegno2@mediaone.net> wrote: > > >TC wrote: >> >> "JohnSt1" wrote... >> > >> > But before I continue any futher, I have to- in light of Rob Rey's >> > 'outting'- admit to my own secret identity: >> >> Am I the only one who doesn't have a secret identity? I am so vanilla. > >We wouldn't have ya any other way, TC... :) > >> > I'm not the 5'9", 39-yr old married Afrian male service manager you've all >> > become accustomed to lo these many years on dis here NG. >> >> You're not Canadian are you? > >Well... North FL has been often confused to be Southern GA, but >*Cananda*..? Naw. THAT'S easy enough.. It's all woods, marsh, etc.. (as far as I saw...and I doubt FL changes much right next to the border.. ) > >> > I'm actually a 5'5", 21-yr old Native American/Caucasian, one-legged >> > bi-sexual tart who pretended to be a black man with witty street dialog. I >> > loathe you all, and I have many rifles which will blaze the void of night >> > once I post this message. My darkness will be your darkness. I'm not >> > kidding. I piss bitter urine and I suck the blood of the weak... or the >> > other way around, I can't be sure... >> >> Aunt Ruth??? > >[nice touch] :-} > >> > When I get the chance to see you all in person, I will stab first, then >> ask >> > identities later. I hate men. I hate women. I love animals. With mint >> sauce, >> > of course. >> >> Dad?? > >C'mere, boy, and pull my finger. -NO- Please do NOT speak of the ATSTV self destruct system again. <e,EG> > >> > I also lied about being a former soldier from the US Army; I was actually >> a >> > military comfort gal in the Nigerian Foreign Legion... but that counts >> just >> > the same, too, right? (Y'see, I lost my leg-- and my virginity-- while I >> > was... never mind...) I hate my good leg, too. More mint sauce. >> >> MOM!!! It's you! > >Yes, Oedipus, my love... > >> > And as this 'void' now envelopes my sanity, let make one thing clear: I >> got >> > to mind-fuck the best of ya. Steve-O, Boz, DM, Shams, Allie, Merrick, >> > Therese, Five-O, Aardie, Flinx, Gordo, Snow Gal, Ta', Kooky & LadyG, DBR, >> > Chris, Brian, Boomie, Arlie, Brandon, Rob, SJ, MM, Michele-- wait, SJ's >> > supposed to be *me* <giggle>, er, Ronda, David, Lisa, Angel... you've all >> > been had by me. And you will again. (details to follow in a couple of >> weeks) >> >> Ahh, so you never fooled me. Good to know I'm smarter than everyone else. >> I just knew I had a high IQ. >> >> ... or by "had", do you mean.... EWWW! > >boy, ya post a joke, and ev'ry body takes a dive for the bushes... Good god... > >> > Now that I've come finally come clean here, I know you'll all still >> respect >> > me, love me, and accept me into the bosom of the VOY NG the way you've >> > always have. Suckers. <disregard that last utterance of disgust for you >> all> >> >> Welcome to the Newsgroup. > >BACK to the NG, ya mean! > >> Who's your favorite character on Voyager? > >Sisko ;) >(patented Ms. A dig) > >> Do you think Paris and Torres are made for each other or should Tom follow > >More like, "should Tom swallow"... > >> his heart and hook up with the Asian cowboy? > >ain't touchin' dat one > >> Is the Delta Flyer Kewl or what! > >Like a typical VOY script, it expands in size one ep, then contracts in >a'nutter one... > >> Was Tuvix really all that inconvenienced? > >Oh, let's no get THAT started again, TC ol' paint. > >Or would you rather I start another golden oldie... "Deux Ex Machina", >anyone? > ><yikes!> > >> Should Janeway marry the log or the dildo? > >At least Statue Boy's got warm blood... methinks... > >> What happened to Kes and Cary? > >Divorced >[rimshot!] > >> Are Geri"s braestss rael? > >I felt my poster of her last night; they *seemed* real 'nuff... ;) > >> >> > Remember: You've all been warned. >> >> Yeah, but I'm going to watch the last season of Voyager anyway. > >*sigh* me too. > >Just a sucker for punishment. > >> > I also do one-legged pet tricks. Don't mess wit me, hear? >> >> Please define the term "mess wit me", and how does a one-legged pet move >> around. Seems like it would be kind of a drag. > >C'mon, TC. Work wit me here... <beg> > >> > [more gargling noises to follow once I respond to e-mails] >> > >> > Love ya!! :) >> > >> > The Reel <sp?> SJ <sp?> >> > >> > ??? >> >> uh-huh, sure, as if. > >Boy, et tui, TC? > >What's happened to you guys? :) > >Damn, (paux) Navy's really done some damage 'round dese here parts >lately... >8-( Yea... The usenet version of the tac-nuke strike. -LMB > >essjay

2000-07-29 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (SJohnson <medegno2@mediaone.net>)


Shammie wrote: > > In article <ef0YN0G#$GA.585@cpmsnbbsa08>, "JohnSt1" says... > > > >It's been a LOOOOONG time, gang... :-) > > > >I thought I'd give this new computer (and account) a test run. > > Hmmmmm...... C'mon, gal, it's really daddy..!! <bg> > >The Reel <sp?> SJ <sp?> > > > >??? > > Indeed. Yikes... has it gotten this damned bad since I've been gone..? JohnSt1's my new MSN account/name, O Veiled One (courtesy of Radio Shack's $400 'instant rebate' schtick-- which I fell for) "JohnSt1", as in, y'know, Johnson, Steve..? 8-) (Whoa, whatta tough crowd) <dodges fruit> SJohnson

2000-07-29 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (SJohnson <medegno2@mediaone.net>)


Steve Christianson wrote: > > X-No-Archive: yes > > Hi SJ! You wrote: > > > Shammie wrote: > > > > > > In article <ef0YN0G#$GA.585@cpmsnbbsa08>, "JohnSt1" says... > > > > > > > >It's been a LOOOOONG time, gang... :-) > > > > > > > >I thought I'd give this new computer (and account) a test run. > > > > > > Hmmmmm...... > > > > C'mon, gal, it's really daddy..!! <bg> > > > > > >The Reel <sp?> SJ <sp?> > > > > > > > >??? > > > > > > Indeed. > > > > Yikes... has it gotten this damned bad since I've been gone..? > > Just recently, with Rob. Also, Ronda has been impersonating as Grinch > Girl and Eskay (aka "Shitty Kitty") has been impersonating as Julianna > Bester. So, everyone's a bit on edge. Yeah, I can see. Whoa. :) I gotta tell ya, counsellor: like I told Aardie via mail this morning, that 'dead/undead Robster' shit really got on my nerves after the last time-- which was somewhat the reason why I kinda threw my hands up at the NG life for a while... only to find, when I *did* decide to take a sneak peak back on the NG, a f*cking kid pretending to be an honorable gentleman all these years. It still hurts like hell. > > > JohnSt1's my new MSN account/name, O Veiled One (courtesy of Radio > > Shack's $400 'instant rebate' schtick-- which I fell for) "JohnSt1", as > > in, y'know, Johnson, Steve..? 8-) > > > > (Whoa, whatta tough crowd) <dodges fruit> > > Good to see you back, d00d. Hey, if you have ICQ, fire it up. I'm about > to see who's around. <g> I snatched out ICQ a few months ago, cuz I got tired of the damned thing loading up automatically whenever I or the kids went on-line. Somebody's gotta send the URL where I can get another setup program... :) SJohnson

2000-07-29 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (SJohnson <medegno2@mediaone.net>)


Aardvark wrote: > > "SJohnson" wrote: > > > > >The Reel <sp?> SJ <sp?> > > > > > > > >??? > > > > > > Indeed. > > > > Yikes... has it gotten this damned bad since I've been gone..? > > > JohnSt1's my new MSN account/name, O Veiled One (courtesy of Radio > > Shack's $400 'instant rebate' schtick-- which I fell for) "JohnSt1", as > > in, y'know, Johnson, Steve..? 8-) > > > (Whoa, whatta tough crowd) <dodges fruit> > > LOL! > > t'was vintage SJ. Only the best grapes, Aardie! (BTW, did you get my impromptu, gotta-get-off-to-work e-mail this morn, m'man..?) > > SJohnson <--- uh-huh, so what's da password? <g> Monroe, cuz. <bg> J-Ess

2000-07-29 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (SJohnson <medegno2@mediaone.net>)


The Fury of Bea Arthur wrote: > > On Fri, 28 Jul 2000 04:25:09 -0400, "JohnSt1" <JohnSt1@email.msn.com> > wrote: > > >The Reel <sp?> SJ <sp?> > > > >??? > > Okay, I have a confession to make, Merrick Baldelli is just a > pen name of mine. This is who I really am. LOL! I dunno, Merrick; I just had to write something equally as silly after reading the 'Dark Void(tm)' writings of one ex-Salt I thought I knew so well. I mean, jeez, what a fuckin' load of vapid horseshit disguised as a cry for sympathy. 'Twas nearly Lupine-y in respects of total creativity, don't you think..? SJohnson Still Pissed Off

2000-07-29 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (SJohnson <medegno2@mediaone.net>)


TC wrote: > > "JohnSt1" wrote... > > > > But before I continue any futher, I have to- in light of Rob Rey's > > 'outting'- admit to my own secret identity: > > Am I the only one who doesn't have a secret identity? I am so vanilla. We wouldn't have ya any other way, TC... :) > > I'm not the 5'9", 39-yr old married Afrian male service manager you've all > > become accustomed to lo these many years on dis here NG. > > You're not Canadian are you? Well... North FL has been often confused to be Southern GA, but *Cananda*..? Naw. > > I'm actually a 5'5", 21-yr old Native American/Caucasian, one-legged > > bi-sexual tart who pretended to be a black man with witty street dialog. I > > loathe you all, and I have many rifles which will blaze the void of night > > once I post this message. My darkness will be your darkness. I'm not > > kidding. I piss bitter urine and I suck the blood of the weak... or the > > other way around, I can't be sure... > > Aunt Ruth??? [nice touch] :-} > > When I get the chance to see you all in person, I will stab first, then > ask > > identities later. I hate men. I hate women. I love animals. With mint > sauce, > > of course. > > Dad?? C'mere, boy, and pull my finger. > > I also lied about being a former soldier from the US Army; I was actually > a > > military comfort gal in the Nigerian Foreign Legion... but that counts > just > > the same, too, right? (Y'see, I lost my leg-- and my virginity-- while I > > was... never mind...) I hate my good leg, too. More mint sauce. > > MOM!!! It's you! Yes, Oedipus, my love... > > And as this 'void' now envelopes my sanity, let make one thing clear: I > got > > to mind-fuck the best of ya. Steve-O, Boz, DM, Shams, Allie, Merrick, > > Therese, Five-O, Aardie, Flinx, Gordo, Snow Gal, Ta', Kooky & LadyG, DBR, > > Chris, Brian, Boomie, Arlie, Brandon, Rob, SJ, MM, Michele-- wait, SJ's > > supposed to be *me* <giggle>, er, Ronda, David, Lisa, Angel... you've all > > been had by me. And you will again. (details to follow in a couple of > weeks) > > Ahh, so you never fooled me. Good to know I'm smarter than everyone else. > I just knew I had a high IQ. > > ... or by "had", do you mean.... EWWW! boy, ya post a joke, and ev'ry body takes a dive for the bushes... > > Now that I've come finally come clean here, I know you'll all still > respect > > me, love me, and accept me into the bosom of the VOY NG the way you've > > always have. Suckers. <disregard that last utterance of disgust for you > all> > > Welcome to the Newsgroup. BACK to the NG, ya mean! > Who's your favorite character on Voyager? Sisko ;) (patented Ms. A dig) > Do you think Paris and Torres are made for each other or should Tom follow More like, "should Tom swallow"... > his heart and hook up with the Asian cowboy? ain't touchin' dat one > Is the Delta Flyer Kewl or what! Like a typical VOY script, it expands in size one ep, then contracts in a'nutter one... > Was Tuvix really all that inconvenienced? Oh, let's no get THAT started again, TC ol' paint. Or would you rather I start another golden oldie... "Deux Ex Machina", anyone? <yikes!> > Should Janeway marry the log or the dildo? At least Statue Boy's got warm blood... methinks... > What happened to Kes and Cary? Divorced [rimshot!] > Are Geri"s braestss rael? I felt my poster of her last night; they *seemed* real 'nuff... ;) > > > Remember: You've all been warned. > > Yeah, but I'm going to watch the last season of Voyager anyway. *sigh* me too. Just a sucker for punishment. > > I also do one-legged pet tricks. Don't mess wit me, hear? > > Please define the term "mess wit me", and how does a one-legged pet move > around. Seems like it would be kind of a drag. C'mon, TC. Work wit me here... <beg> > > [more gargling noises to follow once I respond to e-mails] > > > > Love ya!! :) > > > > The Reel <sp?> SJ <sp?> > > > > ??? > > uh-huh, sure, as if. Boy, et tui, TC? What's happened to you guys? :) Damn, (paux) Navy's really done some damage 'round dese here parts lately... >8-( essjay

2000-07-29 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (SJohnson <medegno2@mediaone.net>)


Steve Christianson wrote: > > X-No-Archive: yes > > SJohnson wrote: > > > > > > Yikes... has it gotten this damned bad since I've been gone..? > > > > > > Just recently, with Rob. Also, Ronda has been impersonating as Grinch > > > Girl and Eskay (aka "Shitty Kitty") has been impersonating as Julianna > > > Bester. So, everyone's a bit on edge. > > > > Yeah, I can see. Whoa. :) > > > > I gotta tell ya, counsellor: like I told Aardie via mail this morning, > > that 'dead/undead Robster' shit really got on my nerves after the last > > time-- which was somewhat the reason why I kinda threw my hands up at > > the NG life for a while... only to find, when I *did* decide to take a > > sneak peak back on the NG, a f*cking kid pretending to be an honorable > > gentleman all these years. > > > > It still hurts like hell. > > You and me both. My friend turns out to be some alcoholic pizza boy. > Gee, thanks. Ranks up there with a certain Australian poster's sudden > desertion of our friendship. Yeah, I remember that. I was wondering why she seemed to snap at ya constantly that day; I first thought it was just bad maternal ju-ju... :) > > > > JohnSt1's my new MSN account/name, O Veiled One (courtesy of Radio > > > > Shack's $400 'instant rebate' schtick-- which I fell for) "JohnSt1", as > > > > in, y'know, Johnson, Steve..? 8-) > > > > > > > > (Whoa, whatta tough crowd) <dodges fruit> > > > > > > Good to see you back, d00d. Hey, if you have ICQ, fire it up. I'm about > > > to see who's around. > > > > <g> I snatched out ICQ a few months ago, cuz I got tired of the damned > > thing loading up automatically whenever I or the kids went on-line. > > <nods> Often I click on the yellow ICQ box and turn it off before I go > on line. I know, I *know*... STILL, I'd forget to do it. And don't even bother getting the girls and Jr. to remember it either; hell, they couidn't even remember the expressed command/threat to stay off Dad's computer in the first place, so they sure as hell isn't going to remember to turn off a lil' yellow icon before they sneak aroung the net... > > Somebody's gotta send the URL where I can get another setup program... > > :) > > Only one I know is www.icq.com I'll go there a lil' bit later. Thanks. And it's good ta hear from you again, my friend. :) SJ

2000-07-29 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (sockthestud@aol.compzzamnky)


Shammie sez In article <3982429E.69C@yahoo.com>, Steve says... >>I'll catch up with you next week, I'm off to Vegas tomorrow to hook up >>with Shammie and Fiver, so I'll see you late Tuesday or on Wednesday. >Woo hoo!! >I'm bringing my laptop. >Hey if the Squiffy Three can post while together, so can we. >We'll be Squiffy Three West. :-((((( ~ Z-man http://hometown.aol.com/sockthestud/myhomepage/personal.html

2000-07-29 00:00:00 - Re: For the doubters (was Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!!) - (JohnSt1 <JohnSt1@email.msn.com>)


Ooops!! I didn't know I was the subject of IFF scans (aviation jargon <g>). I stepped out for a bit... <SJ takes off hospital gown for the battery of tests yet to follow> "Steve Christianson" <stevechristianson@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:39823294.7FB@yahoo.com... > X-No-Archive: yes > > > > The headers to this post say Jacksonville, so I'm inclined to believe > this is the real SJ. SJ, could you post to confirm that you e-mailed > Shammie, and that the JohnSt account is you? > Please use this account to do so, so I can verify the headers again. :-) How's this?? I've now got two accounts... woo-woo! I haveta tell you all, though; I can see why people hate IE's way of posting articles. I've gotten so used to my Netcrap reader that this thing seems like pulling one's own teeth just to find the particular thread I want to respond to. Pbbbttt!!! > > (God, do I sound like X-Files or what....sorry...) Now you know how *I* felt when Five-O and the gang were at one time swapping identities faster than an ice cream cake on Delta Burke's table. ;) JohnsonS

2000-07-29 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (JohnSt1 <JohnSt1@email.msn.com>)


"Aardvark" <aardvarkboy@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:V3rg5.127$Al5.81704@nnrp2.sbc.net... > "SJohnson" wrote: > > > (BTW, did you get my impromptu, gotta-get-off-to-work e-mail this morn, > > m'man..?) > > You betcha. From your "medegno2" addy. I'm kinda glad yours and Shammie's mail were among the most recent ones-- which made them easier to find amid the 311 entries <actual number!!> I knew I hadn't even *touched* the computer for a while-- let alone log online to read mail, etc-- but I didn't realize I was gone THAT long. :-) > > > > SJohnson <--- uh-huh, so what's da password? <g> > > > > Monroe, cuz. <bg> > > Yikes! All ye who drop da soap... beware. :) <heh heh> just a squirrel a'lookin' fer a nut ;) SJohn

2000-07-29 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (JohnSt1 <JohnSt1@email.msn.com>)


"Shammie" <Shammie_member@newsguy.com> wrote in message news:8lt9r2$dmp@drn.newsguy.com... > In article <398222AB.32709E15@mediaone.net>, SJohnson says... > > > >> Hmmmmm...... > > > >C'mon, gal, it's really daddy..!! <bg> > > OMG, it really IS!!! Yassuh! > [jumps up and down on Sock's trampoline] > Plus, not 1 minute ago Aardie just reassured me in email that it was really you. > :-))))))))))) > Now this is worth being late to work for > WELCOME BACK SJ!!!!!! Hiya, gorgeous!! And just in case I haven't told you before: Whatta tape!! 'Twas worth the extra marriage counselling it caused, too!! YOW!! > >>>The Reel <sp?> SJ <sp>Yikes... has it gotten this damned bad since I've been > >>gone..? > >?> > >> > > >> >??? > >> > >> Indeed. > > > > >JohnSt1's my new MSN account/name, O Veiled One (courtesy of Radio > >Shack's $400 'instant rebate' schtick-- which I fell for) "JohnSt1", as > >in, y'know, Johnson, Steve..? 8-) > > Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, gotcha! Right now, I'm trying it out, trying to get used to this Outlook way of typing, posting, etc. An entirely different ball of wax from my Netcrap reader. Believe me, I won't using Outlook too often after this... > > > >(Whoa, whatta tough crowd) <dodges fruit> > > [jumps up on SJ's lap and feeds him peeled grapes] aaaaahhhh... Git lost, fellers... she's *mine* tonite... [insert <sounds of total bliss> HERE] Shammie's Man (of tonight, anyway) 8-}

2000-07-29 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (JohnSt1 <JohnSt1@email.msn.com>)


"5er" <5er_member@newsguy.com> wrote in message news:8ltev7$nra@drn.newsguy.com... > In article <39822F04.4EDD17B2@mediaone.net>, SJohnson says... > > > > > > > >Steve Christianson wrote: > >> > >> X-No-Archive: yes > >> > >> Hi SJ! You wrote: > >> > >> > Shammie wrote: > >> > > > >> > > In article <ef0YN0G#$GA.585@cpmsnbbsa08>, "JohnSt1" says... > >> > > > > >> > > >It's been a LOOOOONG time, gang... :-) > >> > > > > >> > > >I thought I'd give this new computer (and account) a test run. > >> > > > >> > > Hmmmmm...... > >> > > >> > C'mon, gal, it's really daddy..!! <bg> > >> > > >> > > >The Reel <sp?> SJ <sp?> > >> > > > > >> > > >??? > >> > > > >> > > Indeed. > >> > > >> > Yikes... has it gotten this damned bad since I've been gone..? > >> > >> Just recently, with Rob. Also, Ronda has been impersonating as Grinch > >> Girl and Eskay (aka "Shitty Kitty") has been impersonating as Julianna > >> Bester. So, everyone's a bit on edge. > > > >Yeah, I can see. Whoa. :) > > > >I gotta tell ya, counsellor: like I told Aardie via mail this morning, > >that 'dead/undead Robster' shit really got on my nerves after the last > >time-- which was somewhat the reason why I kinda threw my hands up at > >the NG life for a while... only to find, when I *did* decide to take a > >sneak peak back on the NG, a f*cking kid pretending to be an honorable > >gentleman all these years. > > > >It still hurts like hell. > > Hmmm... Uh-boy... :) The black helicopters are circling tonight, boy... <g> (check the headers, kiddo-- or whatever you guys check for info when some uses another reader and acount. Now you see why I used to get bent out of proportion when you guys used to do this and didn't even identify yourselves like I'm doing here..!!) SJ

2000-07-29 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (JohnSt1 <JohnSt1@email.msn.com>)


"Bill Crawford" <koichi@fastlane.net> wrote in message news:6E538EA12B85CEA1.121983381E705A7C.09BD14FB3D6FCBD8@lp.airnews.net... > On Sat, 29 Jul 2000 00:26:58 GMT, Steve Christianson > <stevechristianson@yahoo.com> wrote: > > >Hi SJ! You wrote: > > > >> Shammie wrote: > >> > > >> > In article <ef0YN0G#$GA.585@cpmsnbbsa08>, "JohnSt1" says... > >> > > > >> > >It's been a LOOOOONG time, gang... :-) > >> > > > >> > >I thought I'd give this new computer (and account) a test run. > >> > > >> > Hmmmmm...... > >> > >> C'mon, gal, it's really daddy..!! <bg> > >> > >> > >The Reel <sp?> SJ <sp?> > >> > > > >> > >??? > >> > > >> > Indeed. > >> > >> Yikes... has it gotten this damned bad since I've been gone..? > > > > > >Just recently, with Rob. Also, Ronda has been impersonating as Grinch > >Girl and Eskay (aka "Shitty Kitty") has been impersonating as Julianna > >Bester. So, everyone's a bit on edge. > > > > > >> JohnSt1's my new MSN account/name, O Veiled One (courtesy of Radio > >> Shack's $400 'instant rebate' schtick-- which I fell for) "JohnSt1", as > >> in, y'know, Johnson, Steve..? 8-) > >> > >> (Whoa, whatta tough crowd) <dodges fruit> > > It's the weather. That, or the Shadows are on the move again Tis da Shadows, methinks. ;) SJohnson Or Is That The "Shallows"?

2000-07-29 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (JohnSt1 <JohnSt1@email.msn.com>)


"5er" <5er_member@newsguy.com> wrote in message news:8ltduk$lt1@drn.newsguy.com... > In article <398222AB.32709E15@mediaone.net>, SJohnson says... > > > > > > > >Shammie wrote: > >> > >> In article <ef0YN0G#$GA.585@cpmsnbbsa08>, "JohnSt1" says... > >> > > >> >It's been a LOOOOONG time, gang... :-) > >> > > >> >I thought I'd give this new computer (and account) a test run. > >> > >> Hmmmmm...... > > > >C'mon, gal, it's really daddy..!! <bg> > > > >> >The Reel <sp?> SJ <sp?> > >> > > >> >??? > >> > >> Indeed. > > > >Yikes... has it gotten this damned bad since I've been gone..? > > > >JohnSt1's my new MSN account/name, O Veiled One (courtesy of Radio > >Shack's $400 'instant rebate' schtick-- which I fell for) "JohnSt1", as > >in, y'know, Johnson, Steve..? 8-) > > > >(Whoa, whatta tough crowd) <dodges fruit> > > How do you think Seven can best help society? By wet-nursing all males age eighteen and above... <sigh> Not-Quite-Weened-Johnson >

2000-07-29 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (JohnSt1 <JohnSt1@email.msn.com>)


"Ta'" <tateria@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:Nurg5.10150$AL3.407755@news-west.usenetserver.com... > > SJohnson <medegno2@mediaone.net> wrote in message > news:398222AB.32709E15@mediaone.net... > > SJ!!! > > <BIG MANLY HUG> Da, Comrade Ta', da!! We-Didn't-Touch-Below-Da-Waist-SJ

2000-07-29 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (JohnSt1 <JohnSt1@email.msn.com>)


"5er" <5er_member@newsguy.com> wrote in message news:8ltfcf$op9@drn.newsguy.com... > In article <39823212.A31977C6@mediaone.net>, SJohnson says... > > > > > > > >The Fury of Bea Arthur wrote: > >> > >> On Fri, 28 Jul 2000 04:25:09 -0400, "JohnSt1" <JohnSt1@email.msn.com> > >> wrote: > >> > >> >The Reel <sp?> SJ <sp?> > >> > > >> >??? > >> > >> Okay, I have a confession to make, Merrick Baldelli is just a > >> pen name of mine. This is who I really am. > > > >LOL! > > > >I dunno, Merrick; I just had to write something equally as silly after > >reading the 'Dark Void(tm)' writings of one ex-Salt I thought I knew so > >well. I mean, jeez, what a fuckin' load of vapid horseshit disguised as > >a cry for sympathy. > > > >'Twas nearly Lupine-y in respects of total creativity, don't you > >think..? > > > >SJohnson > >Still Pissed Off > > Hmm... Well, I miss you *too*, Fiver... <g> SJ >

2000-07-29 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (JohnSt1 <JohnSt1@email.msn.com>)


"5er" <5er_member@newsguy.com> wrote in message news:8ltdoo$lhe@drn.newsguy.com... > In article <ef0YN0G#$GA.585@cpmsnbbsa08>, "JohnSt1" says... > > [snip] > > Hi! Who art thou? aint tellin' ;) Cigarette Man

2000-07-30 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (Ta' <tateria@yahoo.com>)


Merrick Baldelli <mbaldelli@mindspring.com> wrote in message news:9lb8oss23c0uldd1g7t0j7kn5d0g6aiedm@4ax.com... > On Sat, 29 Jul 2000 08:53:22 -0500, "Ta'" <tateria@yahoo.com> wrote: > > >> We-Didn't-Touch-Below-Da-Waist-SJ > > > >No. That would give Merr daydreams for weeks... > > What's that??? > > >Gee, wit all the older Regs comin back, does this mean I'm > >back to Junoir Reg Status? <eg> > > Yes, junior. Kiss my ass, old man.

2000-07-30 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (Ta' <tateria@yahoo.com>)


Merrick Baldelli <mbaldelli@mindspring.com> wrote in message news:gmb8osgo7rtek11pqgruboe394mshpqbo1@4ax.com... > On Sat, 29 Jul 2000 19:55:25 -0500, "Ta'" <tateria@yahoo.com> wrote: > > >> Methinks you're in line for a patented Merrick chop real > >soon... > > > >Nah. I'd kick him. > > If you slap like a girl, chances are you kick like one too. No, I kick hard. I just have no aim. > >Have I ever mentioned this is a pet peeve of mine? Older > >people calling me "sonny" and "young man". I understand I > >may be young, but if they;re old enough to call me such, why > >is it bad for me to call them "old person"?? <eg> > > > >Out of coincidence, This happened today. An old guy(who > >annoys me to no end anyways) offered me some vegtables from > >his lunch... "You want any of these, YOUNG MAN" |-\ "No > >thanks, Old Man." He got pissed. I dont know why... > ><shrug> > > > ></off Juvinile Rant> > > You're not supposed to talk back to your seniors. Didn't you > know that? Pffft.

2000-07-30 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - ("EvilBill[AGQx]" <devlin@SPAM-ME-AND-DIE-MUTHAagqx-imperium.fsnet.co.uk>)


"Empress Of The Unknown" <jupiturgrl@aol.com> wrote in message > EB wrote: > > > > *feels left out* > > <g> So then you'd like to be mind-fu....er.. ::zips lips and adjusts > halo:: > LOL! Well, dunno about the "mind" part. <eg> -- * You'd like to think that, wouldn't you? ICQ: 37464244.

2000-07-30 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - ("Louis M. Brown" <phyphor@rocketmail.com>)


On Sat, 29 Jul 2000 12:50:28 GMT, SJohnson <medegno2@mediaone.net> wrote: > > >"Louis M. Brown" wrote: >> >> On 28 Jul 2000 22:29:59 -0700, Shammie <Shammie_member@newsguy.com> >> wrote: >> >> >In article <#EwdClR#$GA.56@cpmsnbbsa07>, "JohnSt1" says... >> > >> >>> [jumps up on SJ's lap and feeds him peeled grapes] >> >> >> >>aaaaahhhh... >> >> >> >>Git lost, fellers... she's *mine* tonite... >> >>[insert <sounds of total bliss> HERE] >> > >> >eep, was I sighing out loud? >> > >> >> Shammie's Man >> >>(of tonight, anyway) 8-} >> > >> >I'll take what I can get of you *any* night! >> >> Ok folks, just a dirty old man and his fantasies, nothing to see here. >> >> <ducks & covers> > >No fair, Louis. Life's not fair. <g> > She's *my* fantasy tonight, bub! <LOL!> Ok, I won't argue. > I haven't, er, 'had' >her in a while, cuz!! Ah, heh heh,... I can see how that would tend to make things harder,eh? -LMB > >SJ

2000-07-30 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (Bizarro Za' <zabana@collegetoday.com>)


JohnSt1 wrote: > And as this 'void' now envelopes my sanity, > let make one thing clear: I got to mind-fuck > the best of ya. Steve-O, Boz, DM, Shams, Allie, > Merrick, Therese, Five-O, Aardie, Flinx, Gordo, > Snow Gal, Ta', Kooky & LadyG, DBR, Chris, Brian, > Boomie, Arlie, Brandon ... I GOT MENTIONED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DO EXIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (promptly falls off the face of reality ...)

2000-07-30 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (evilklowwn@aol.comedy)


GeneK doth write thus: >> Now that I've come finally come clean here, I know you'll all still respect >> me, love me, and accept me into the bosom of the VOY NG the way you've >> always have. Suckers. <disregard that last utterance of disgust for you >all> > >Oh, come off it, SJ, by now everybody knows perfectly well that *everyone* on > >this ng is my cousin Ralph from Peoria. Ralph was comitted in 1972 after >realizing that he'd paid over $30 (which was a lotta bucks for a high school >senior back then) for admission to the first Trek con when he could've gotten >in for free. He's been living in a padded cell with Capt Kirk's nameplate on >the door ever since, and taking his meals through the little attendant >window, >which he believes is a replicator slot. The family chipped in and bought him > >a used PC a few years ago so he could entertain himself, and since then he's >been playing off a huge stack of free hours CD's from various providers. >Under various aliases, Ralph is personally responsible for over 90% of the >traffic on all Star Trek newgroups. > >So just give it up, Ralph. OTOH, it is nice to see you've finally realized >that you've been deluding yourself all these years... Oh no!!! I'm on to myself!!!!!!!! Switching to Plan B in five..... four..... three..... two..... one..... ***************************************** "Insanity is a part of the times, Vir: You must learn to *embrace* the madness!!" Londo Mollari

2000-07-30 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (Empress Of The Unknown <jupiturgrl@aol.com>)


EB wrote: > "JohnSt1"..wrote.. [snip] > > And as this 'void' now envelopes my sanity, let make one thing clear: I > got > > to mind-fuck the best of ya. Steve-O, Boz, DM, Shams, Allie, Merrick, > > Therese, Five-O, Aardie, Flinx, Gordo, Snow Gal, Ta', Kooky & LadyG, DBR, > > Chris, Brian, Boomie, Arlie, Brandon, Rob, SJ, MM, Michele-- wait, SJ's > > supposed to be *me* <giggle>, er, Ronda, David, Lisa, Angel... you've all > > been had by me. And you will again. (details to follow in a couple of > weeks) > > *feels left out* <g> So then you'd like to be mind-fu....er.. ::zips lips and adjusts halo:: -- .-~* Jup *I spent a day by the river It was quiet and the wind stood still I spent some time with nature To remind me of all that's real It's funny how silence speaks sometimes when you're alone And remember that you feel* -'Faceless Man,' Creed Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/ Before you buy.

2000-07-30 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (Shammie <Shammie_member@newsguy.com>)


In article <39835E2F.57FC6BA4@mediaone.net>, SJohnson says... >So you guys are going to meet up, eh? > >Damn, that sounds like FUN!! If I ever get out of here today. It's torrential downpours right now! :-( Meanwhile Steve and Fiver are already out there.. >No-Fun-Fer-MeSJ We'll have to do something about that.

2000-07-30 00:00:00 - Re: For the doubters (was Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!!) - ("Louis M. Brown" <phyphor@rocketmail.com>)


On 29 Jul 2000 07:20:45 -0700, Shammie <Shammie_member@newsguy.com> wrote: >In article <bxBg5.19320$AL3.545047@news-west.usenetserver.com>, "Ta'" says... > >>Anyways, My plan for the Post-SJ Return period: Be glad he's >>back. Forget about RR. He died a few months ago. > >SJ's return is actually the greatest healing agent we could have asked for! Yea, I just wish we had Monroe around for SJ to kick around a bit, so we could laugh at something... Hmmm.. -LMB

2000-07-30 00:00:00 - Re: For the doubters (was Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!!) - ("Louis M. Brown" <phyphor@rocketmail.com>)


On 29 Jul 2000 20:08:54 -0700, Shammie <Shammie_member@newsguy.com> wrote: >In article <4QKg5.5076$_G.139572@news-west.usenetserver.com>, "Ta'" says... > >>> I'm telling. Fry, baker boy. >> >>Bite my Roll. > >Butter it first? Good GOD, I am SO tempted... -LMB

2000-07-30 00:00:00 - Re: For the doubters (was Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!!) - (Merrick Baldelli <mbaldelli@mindspring.com>)


On Sun, 30 Jul 2000 00:21:32 GMT, kaboom@7of.9 wrote: >>>(God, do I sound like X-Files or what....sorry...) >> >> I've got this smashing tin foil outfit I could mail you. > >**He's already got the tinfoil helmet replete with pipe cleaner >antennae. It picks up the HotSuckySucky Channel :) Funny, I thought he was using that hat to get Univision. -- -=-=-/ )=*=-='=-.-'-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= _( (_ , '_ * . Merrick Baldelli (((\ \> /_1 ` UIN#: 788639 (\\\\ \_/ / -=-\ /-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- \ _/ / /

2000-07-30 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (Merrick Baldelli <mbaldelli@mindspring.com>)


On Sat, 29 Jul 2000 08:53:22 -0500, "Ta'" <tateria@yahoo.com> wrote: >> We-Didn't-Touch-Below-Da-Waist-SJ > >No. That would give Merr daydreams for weeks... What's that??? >Gee, wit all the older Regs comin back, does this mean I'm >back to Junoir Reg Status? <eg> Yes, junior. -- -=-=-/ )=*=-='=-.-'-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= _( (_ , '_ * . Merrick Baldelli (((\ \> /_1 ` UIN#: 788639 (\\\\ \_/ / -=-\ /-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- \ _/ / /

2000-07-30 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (Merrick Baldelli <mbaldelli@mindspring.com>)


On Sat, 29 Jul 2000 19:55:25 -0500, "Ta'" <tateria@yahoo.com> wrote: >> Methinks you're in line for a patented Merrick chop real >soon... > >Nah. I'd kick him. If you slap like a girl, chances are you kick like one too. >Have I ever mentioned this is a pet peeve of mine? Older >people calling me "sonny" and "young man". I understand I >may be young, but if they;re old enough to call me such, why >is it bad for me to call them "old person"?? <eg> > >Out of coincidence, This happened today. An old guy(who >annoys me to no end anyways) offered me some vegtables from >his lunch... "You want any of these, YOUNG MAN" |-\ "No >thanks, Old Man." He got pissed. I dont know why... ><shrug> > ></off Juvinile Rant> You're not supposed to talk back to your seniors. Didn't you know that? -- -=-=-/ )=*=-='=-.-'-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= _( (_ , '_ * . Merrick Baldelli (((\ \> /_1 ` UIN#: 788639 (\\\\ \_/ / -=-\ /-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- \ _/ / /

2000-07-30 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (Merrick Baldelli <mbaldelli@mindspring.com>)


On 29 Jul 2000 08:45:07 -0700, 5er <5er_member@newsguy.com> wrote: >Bite my pipe. I want a meal -- not an appetizer. -- -=-=-/ )=*=-='=-.-'-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= _( (_ , '_ * . Merrick Baldelli (((\ \> /_1 ` UIN#: 788639 (\\\\ \_/ / -=-\ /-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- \ _/ / /

2000-07-30 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (Merrick Baldelli <mbaldelli@mindspring.com>)


On Sat, 29 Jul 2000 22:21:48 GMT, SJohnson <medegno2@mediaone.net> wrote: >> I remember seeing this one, The_Fury_of_Betty_White and >> The_Fury_of_Rue_McClannahan. I decided on going with the one that was >> blatantly the lesbian. > >Bea Arthur?? Really?? > >wow :) <laughing> Yeah, the Lesbian Militia have been claiming her for years. -- -=-=-/ )=*=-='=-.-'-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= _( (_ , '_ * . Merrick Baldelli (((\ \> /_1 ` UIN#: 788639 (\\\\ \_/ / -=-\ /-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- \ _/ / /

2000-07-30 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (Merrick Baldelli <mbaldelli@mindspring.com>)


On Sat, 29 Jul 2000 11:55:51 -0500, "TC" <yewston@ix.REMOVE.netcom.com> wrote: >> More like, "should Tom swallow"... > >Tom swallows? Sure does. Ask Harry. >> > his heart and hook up with the Asian cowboy? >> >> ain't touchin' dat one > >That's a good idea. Seems some Parisites go ballistic when anyone mentions >it. And those heavy into denial. -- -=-=-/ )=*=-='=-.-'-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= _( (_ , '_ * . Merrick Baldelli (((\ \> /_1 ` UIN#: 788639 (\\\\ \_/ / -=-\ /-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- \ _/ / /

2000-07-30 00:00:00 - Re: For the doubters (was Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!!) - (kaboom@7of.9)


On Sat, 29 Jul 2000 10:43:55 -0400, Merrick Baldelli <mbaldelli@mindspring.com> wrote: >On Sat, 29 Jul 2000 01:27:19 GMT, Steve Christianson ><stevechristianson@yahoo.com> wrote: > >>X-No-Archive: yes >> >>The headers to this post say Jacksonville, so I'm inclined to believe >>this is the real SJ. SJ, could you post to confirm that you e-mailed >>Shammie, and that the JohnSt account is you? >>Please use this account to do so, so I can verify the headers again. :-) >> >>(God, do I sound like X-Files or what....sorry...) > > I've got this smashing tin foil outfit I could mail you. **He's already got the tinfoil helmet replete with pipe cleaner antennae. It picks up the HotSuckySucky Channel :) kaboomie

2000-07-30 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - ("EvilBill[AGQx]" <devlin@SPAM-ME-AND-DIE-MUTHAagqx-imperium.fsnet.co.uk>)


"Steve Christianson" <stevechristianson@yahoo.com> wrote in message > X-No-Archive: yes > > Hi SJ! You wrote: > > > > Yikes... has it gotten this damned bad since I've been gone..? > > Just recently, with Rob. Also, Ronda has been impersonating as Grinch > Girl and Eskay (aka "Shitty Kitty") has been impersonating as Julianna > Bester. So, everyone's a bit on edge. > Not everyone... I'm the same as always. Which is weird 'cause I'm usually the paranoid one. <g> -- * Windows re-installs suck! ICQ: 37464244.

2000-07-30 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - ("EvilBill[AGQx]" <devlin@SPAM-ME-AND-DIE-MUTHAagqx-imperium.fsnet.co.uk>)


"Steve Christianson" <stevechristianson@yahoo.com> wrote in message > X-No-Archive: yes > > It takes about four hours to get up and running, from my experience. > It does? I got mine up and running (every time I've reinstalled) within ten minutes... -- * Windows re-installs suck! ICQ: 37464244.

2000-07-30 00:00:00 - Re: For the doubters (was Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!!) - ("EvilBill[AGQx]" <devlin@SPAM-ME-AND-DIE-MUTHAagqx-imperium.fsnet.co.uk>)


"Steve Christianson" <stevechristianson@yahoo.com> wrote in message > X-No-Archive: yes > > The headers to this post say Jacksonville, so I'm inclined to believe > this is the real SJ. SJ, could you post to confirm that you e-mailed > Shammie, and that the JohnSt account is you? > Please use this account to do so, so I can verify the headers again. :-) > > (God, do I sound like X-Files or what....sorry...) > Jesus Christ, such paranoia! Where ya from, New York? <g> Next thing, you'll be wondering if I'm who I seem to be, just cause I've changed ISP and e-mail addy lately! -- * Windows re-installs suck! ICQ: 37464244.

2000-07-30 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - ("EvilBill[AGQx]" <devlin@SPAM-ME-AND-DIE-MUTHAagqx-imperium.fsnet.co.uk>)


"Ta'" <tateria@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:jArg5.10173$AL3.409645@news- > > Bill Crawford <koichi@fastlane.net> wrote in message > > > > It's the weather. That, or the Shadows are on the move again... > > <innocent look> > I think the Dominion are on the move again too. <g> -- * Windows re-installs suck! ICQ: 37464244.

2000-07-30 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - ("EvilBill[AGQx]" <devlin@SPAM-ME-AND-DIE-MUTHAagqx-imperium.fsnet.co.uk>)


"JohnSt1" <JohnSt1@email.msn.com> wrote in message news:ef0YN0G#$GA.585@cpmsnbbsa08... > It's been a LOOOOONG time, gang... :-) > Welcome back... errr... who are you again? <g> > > And as this 'void' now envelopes my sanity, let make one thing clear: I got > to mind-fuck the best of ya. Steve-O, Boz, DM, Shams, Allie, Merrick, > Therese, Five-O, Aardie, Flinx, Gordo, Snow Gal, Ta', Kooky & LadyG, DBR, > Chris, Brian, Boomie, Arlie, Brandon, Rob, SJ, MM, Michele-- wait, SJ's > supposed to be *me* <giggle>, er, Ronda, David, Lisa, Angel... you've all > been had by me. And you will again. (details to follow in a couple of weeks) > *feels left out* -- * Windows re-installs suck! ICQ: 37464244.

2000-07-31 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (Julianna Feigl <glacierqueenNOSPAM@hotmail.com>)


On Sun, 30 Jul 2000 18:12:40 GMT, Bizarro Za' <zabana@collegetoday.com> wrote: >JohnSt1 wrote: > >> And as this 'void' now envelopes my sanity, >> let make one thing clear: I got to mind-fuck >> the best of ya. Steve-O, Boz, DM, Shams, Allie, >> Merrick, Therese, Five-O, Aardie, Flinx, Gordo, >> Snow Gal, Ta', Kooky & LadyG, DBR, Chris, Brian, >> Boomie, Arlie, Brandon ... > > >I GOT MENTIONED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! > >I DO EXIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! > >(promptly falls off the face of reality ...) :-) Julianna -------- Tuvok: The main reason to watch Voyager!

2000-07-31 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (Julianna Feigl <glacierqueenNOSPAM@hotmail.com>)


On Sat, 29 Jul 2000 00:57:53 -0400, "JohnSt1" <JohnSt1@email.msn.com> wrote: > >"Shammie" <Shammie_member@newsguy.com> wrote in message >news:8lt9r2$dmp@drn.newsguy.com... >> In article <398222AB.32709E15@mediaone.net>, SJohnson says... >> >> >> >> Hmmmmm...... >> > >> >C'mon, gal, it's really daddy..!! <bg> >> >> OMG, it really IS!!! > >Yassuh! > >> [jumps up and down on Sock's trampoline] >> Plus, not 1 minute ago Aardie just reassured me in email that it was >really you. >> :-))))))))))) >> Now this is worth being late to work for >> WELCOME BACK SJ!!!!!! > >Hiya, gorgeous!! And just in case I haven't told you before: Whatta tape!! >'Twas worth the extra marriage counselling it caused, too!! YOW!! > >> >>>The Reel <sp?> SJ <sp>Yikes... has it gotten this damned bad since I've >been >> >>gone..? >> >?> >> >> > >> >> >??? >> >> >> >> Indeed. >> > >> >> >JohnSt1's my new MSN account/name, O Veiled One (courtesy of Radio >> >Shack's $400 'instant rebate' schtick-- which I fell for) "JohnSt1", as >> >in, y'know, Johnson, Steve..? 8-) >> >> Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, gotcha! > >Right now, I'm trying it out, trying to get used to this Outlook way of >typing, posting, etc. An entirely different ball of wax from my Netcrap >reader. Believe me, I won't using Outlook too often after this... >> > >> >(Whoa, whatta tough crowd) <dodges fruit> >> >> [jumps up on SJ's lap and feeds him peeled grapes] > >aaaaahhhh... > >Git lost, fellers... she's *mine* tonite... >[insert <sounds of total bliss> HERE] > > Shammie's Man >(of tonight, anyway) 8-} SJ?????? That you????????????????????????????????? (starts happy dance) Julianna -------- Tuvok: The main reason to watch Voyager!

2000-07-31 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (Julianna Feigl <glacierqueenNOSPAM@hotmail.com>)


On Sat, 29 Jul 2000 10:43:23 -0400, Merrick Baldelli <mbaldelli@mindspring.com> wrote: >On Sat, 29 Jul 2000 01:28:21 GMT, SJohnson <medegno2@mediaone.net> >wrote: > >>> Should Janeway marry the log or the dildo? >> >>At least Statue Boy's got warm blood... methinks... > > I didn't know sap was considered warm. maybe if you heat it... Julianna -------- Tuvok: The main reason to watch Voyager!

2000-07-31 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - ("EvilBill[AGQx]" <devlin@SPAM-ME-AND-DIE-MUTHAagqx-imperium.fsnet.co.uk>)


"SJohnson" <medegno2@mediaone.net> wrote in message > > "EvilBill[AGQx]" wrote: > > > > Welcome back... errr... who are you again? <g> > > Thanks, er, whatz-yer-face..! ;) > LOL :) > > > > *feels left out* > > Don't feel bad, Bill... my alter ego was in a rambling mood that night. > 'Twas thusly inspired by yon infantile prattling by Sir Rob of Reynolds > Wrap at that time; I couldn't even remember my OWN name, then... <beg> > LOL, again :) But I'm still gonna kick your ass for forgetting me. <eg> -- * "Sir, they've taken Mr Rimmer!" "Well quick, let's get outta here before they bring him back!" ICQ: 37464244.

2000-07-31 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - ("EvilBill[AGQx]" <devlin@SPAM-ME-AND-DIE-MUTHAagqx-imperium.fsnet.co.uk>)


"Empress Of The Unknown" <jupiturgrl@aol.com> wrote in message news:8m3841 > EB wrote: > > > > LOL! Well, dunno about the "mind" part. <eg> > > Hey, the mind kind is probably even better and more powerful than the > non-mind kind.. :P > Well, I wouldn't know... the non-mind kind is something I'll never get to experience. > > -- > > * You'd like to think that, wouldn't you? > > Everyone likes to think that. :P > Depends what they'd like to think <eg> -- * "Sir, they've taken Mr Rimmer!" "Well quick, let's get outta here before they bring him back!" ICQ: 37464244.

2000-07-31 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (Empress Of The Unknown <jupiturgrl@aol.com>)


EB wrote: > "Empress Of The Unknown"..wrote.. > > EB wrote: > > > *feels left out* > > > > <g> So then you'd like to be mind-fu....er.. ::zips lips and adjusts > > halo:: > > LOL! Well, dunno about the "mind" part. <eg> Hey, the mind kind is probably even better and more powerful than the non-mind kind.. :P > -- > * You'd like to think that, wouldn't you? Everyone likes to think that. :P -- .-~* Jup *I spent a day by the river It was quiet and the wind stood still I spent some time with nature To remind me of all that's real It's funny how silence speaks sometimes when you're alone And remember that you feel* -'Faceless Man,' Creed Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/ Before you buy.

2000-07-31 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (SJohnson <medegno2@mediaone.net>)


"EvilBill[AGQx]" wrote: > > "JohnSt1" <JohnSt1@email.msn.com> wrote in message > news:ef0YN0G#$GA.585@cpmsnbbsa08... > > It's been a LOOOOONG time, gang... :-) > > > > Welcome back... errr... who are you again? <g> Thanks, er, whatz-yer-face..! ;) > > > > And as this 'void' now envelopes my sanity, let make one thing clear: I > got > > to mind-fuck the best of ya. Steve-O, Boz, DM, Shams, Allie, Merrick, > > Therese, Five-O, Aardie, Flinx, Gordo, Snow Gal, Ta', Kooky & LadyG, DBR, > > Chris, Brian, Boomie, Arlie, Brandon, Rob, SJ, MM, Michele-- wait, SJ's > > supposed to be *me* <giggle>, er, Ronda, David, Lisa, Angel... you've all > > been had by me. And you will again. (details to follow in a couple of > weeks) > > > > *feels left out* Don't feel bad, Bill... my alter ego was in a rambling mood that night. 'Twas thusly inspired by yon infantile prattling by Sir Rob of Reynolds Wrap at that time; I couldn't even remember my OWN name, then... <beg> SJ SJ

2000-07-31 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (SJohnson <medegno2@mediaone.net>)


Bizarro Za' wrote: > > JohnSt1 wrote: > > > And as this 'void' now envelopes my sanity, > > let make one thing clear: I got to mind-fuck > > the best of ya. Steve-O, Boz, DM, Shams, Allie, > > Merrick, Therese, Five-O, Aardie, Flinx, Gordo, > > Snow Gal, Ta', Kooky & LadyG, DBR, Chris, Brian, > > Boomie, Arlie, Brandon ... > > I GOT MENTIONED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! > > I DO EXIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! > > (promptly falls off the face of reality ...) Damned cult followers... ;) SJ

2000-07-31 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (SJohnson <medegno2@mediaone.net>)


"Louis M. Brown" wrote: > > On Sat, 29 Jul 2000 12:50:28 GMT, SJohnson <medegno2@mediaone.net> > wrote: > > > > > > >"Louis M. Brown" wrote: > >> > >> On 28 Jul 2000 22:29:59 -0700, Shammie <Shammie_member@newsguy.com> > >> wrote: > >> > >> >In article <#EwdClR#$GA.56@cpmsnbbsa07>, "JohnSt1" says... > >> > > >> >>> [jumps up on SJ's lap and feeds him peeled grapes] > >> >> > >> >>aaaaahhhh... > >> >> > >> >>Git lost, fellers... she's *mine* tonite... > >> >>[insert <sounds of total bliss> HERE] > >> > > >> >eep, was I sighing out loud? > >> > > >> >> Shammie's Man > >> >>(of tonight, anyway) 8-} > >> > > >> >I'll take what I can get of you *any* night! > >> > >> Ok folks, just a dirty old man and his fantasies, nothing to see here. > >> > >> <ducks & covers> > > > >No fair, Louis. > > Life's not fair. <g> > > > She's *my* fantasy tonight, bub! > > <LOL!> Ok, I won't argue. > > > I haven't, er, 'had' > >her in a while, cuz!! > > Ah, heh heh,... I can see how that would tend to make things > harder,eh? Ooooooo...! (well-deserved [rimshot!]) :-} SJ Harder Still

2000-07-31 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (SJohnson <medegno2@mediaone.net>)


Shammie wrote: > > In article <39835E2F.57FC6BA4@mediaone.net>, SJohnson says... > > >So you guys are going to meet up, eh? > > > >Damn, that sounds like FUN!! > > If I ever get out of here today. It's torrential downpours right now! :-( > Meanwhile Steve and Fiver are already out there.. Can you blame 'em? They can't wait!! > >No-Fun-Fer-MeSJ > > We'll have to do something about that. Oh, most *definitely*. SJ

2000-07-31 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (Laura <laware@strato.net>)


SJohnson <medegno2@mediaone.net> wrote in message news:398222AB.32709E15@mediaone.net... > > > Shammie wrote: > > > > In article <ef0YN0G#$GA.585@cpmsnbbsa08>, "JohnSt1" says... > > > > > >It's been a LOOOOONG time, gang... :-) > > > > > >I thought I'd give this new computer (and account) a test run. > > > > Hmmmmm...... > > C'mon, gal, it's really daddy..!! <bg> > > > >The Reel <sp?> SJ <sp?> > > > > > >??? > > > > Indeed. > > Yikes... has it gotten this damned bad since I've been gone..? Sadly, yes. We've been on an emotional roller coaster thanks to RR..... But welcome back. We were worried. -- Laura Ware (laware@strato.net) A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen and this kitchen is delirious.

2000-08-01 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (Ta' <tateria@yahoo.com>)


Merrick Baldelli <mbaldelli@mindspring.com> wrote in message news:f50eos0d0afa44i55efqi9uj7cosj40hfg@4ax.com... > On Sun, 30 Jul 2000 20:43:38 -0500, "Ta'" <tateria@yahoo.com> wrote: > > >> Yes, junior. > > > >Kiss my ass, old man. > > That would take all night, junior. Not if I farted.

2000-08-01 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (Ta' <tateria@yahoo.com>)


Merrick Baldelli <mbaldelli@mindspring.com> wrote in message news:u50eoso67ciht9pehud3r2rrmuribpkr37@4ax.com... > On Sun, 30 Jul 2000 20:44:47 -0500, "Ta'" <tateria@yahoo.com> wrote: > > >> You're not supposed to talk back to your seniors. Didn't > >>you know that? > > > >Pffft. > > That answer usually means "yes" in old-man speak. Thats because old men cant hear.

2000-08-01 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (Zabana Brandon <zabana@collegetoday.com>)


Merrick Baldelli wroteded: > Bizarro Za' wrote: > > >I GOT MENTIONED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! > > > >I DO EXIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! > > > >(promptly falls off the face of reality ...) > > That's nice dear. Finish your asparagus. There is no asparagus.

2000-08-01 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (Zabana Brandon <zabana@collegetoday.com>)


Ta' wroteded: > Merrick Baldelli wrote: > > Ta' wrote: > > > > >> Yes, junior. > > > > > >Kiss my ass, old man. > > > > That would take all night, junior. > > Not if I farted. See? I *knew* you were a gassy giant.

2000-08-01 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (Ta' <tateria@yahoo.com>)


No you didnt, you were just hoping I was for your scat fetish.

2000-08-01 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - ("EvilBill[AGQx]" <devlin@SPAM-ME-AND-DIE-MUTHAagqx-imperium.fsnet.co.uk>)


"Empress Of The Unknown" <jupiturgrl@aol.com> wrote in message news:8m6cn9$kc2 > EB wrote: > > > > Well, I wouldn't know... the non-mind kind is something I'll never get to > > experience. > > Yes, you will :} > Well, considering that my only chance to meet someone is online (I don't even get given a second glance IRL), and that I don't have the money to ever go and meet anyone IRL that I meet online, I think the chances of "it" happening are slim to none... > > > > Depends what they'd like to think <eg> > > Thinking's fun. > Unless you're thinking while depressed... that's most definitely NOT fun. -- * Has anyone seen my planet-killer? I'm sure I left it around here somewhere... ICQ: 37464244.

2000-08-01 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (Merrick Baldelli <mbaldelli@mindspring.com>)


On Sun, 30 Jul 2000 20:43:38 -0500, "Ta'" <tateria@yahoo.com> wrote: >> Yes, junior. > >Kiss my ass, old man. That would take all night, junior. -- -=-=-/ )=*=-='=-.-'-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= _( (_ , '_ * . Merrick Baldelli (((\ \> /_1 ` UIN#: 788639 (\\\\ \_/ / -=-\ /-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- \ _/ / /

2000-08-01 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (Merrick Baldelli <mbaldelli@mindspring.com>)


On Sun, 30 Jul 2000 18:12:40 GMT, Bizarro Za' <zabana@collegetoday.com> wrote: >I GOT MENTIONED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! > >I DO EXIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! > >(promptly falls off the face of reality ...) That's nice dear. Finish your asparagus. -- -=-=-/ )=*=-='=-.-'-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= _( (_ , '_ * . Merrick Baldelli (((\ \> /_1 ` UIN#: 788639 (\\\\ \_/ / -=-\ /-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- \ _/ / /

2000-08-01 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (Merrick Baldelli <mbaldelli@mindspring.com>)


On Mon, 31 Jul 2000 20:02:22 GMT, Julianna Feigl <glacierqueenNOSPAM@hotmail.com> wrote: >>>> Should Janeway marry the log or the dildo? >>> >>>At least Statue Boy's got warm blood... methinks... >> >> I didn't know sap was considered warm. > >maybe if you heat it... And if we heat enough of it, we can make maple syrup. <has the pancake mix ready> -- -=-=-/ )=*=-='=-.-'-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= _( (_ , '_ * . Merrick Baldelli (((\ \> /_1 ` UIN#: 788639 (\\\\ \_/ / -=-\ /-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- \ _/ / /

2000-08-01 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (Merrick Baldelli <mbaldelli@mindspring.com>)


On Sun, 30 Jul 2000 20:44:47 -0500, "Ta'" <tateria@yahoo.com> wrote: >> >> Methinks you're in line for a patented Merrick chop >real >> >soon... >> > >> >Nah. I'd kick him. >> >> If you slap like a girl, chances are you kick like one >too. > >No, I kick hard. I just have no aim. Read: girlie. >> You're not supposed to talk back to your seniors. Didn't >>you know that? > >Pffft. That answer usually means "yes" in old-man speak. -- -=-=-/ )=*=-='=-.-'-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= _( (_ , '_ * . Merrick Baldelli (((\ \> /_1 ` UIN#: 788639 (\\\\ \_/ / -=-\ /-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- \ _/ / /

2000-08-01 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (Empress Of The Unknown <jupiturgrl@aol.com>)


EB wrote: > "Empress Of The Unknown"..wrote.. [snip] > > Hey, the mind kind is probably even better and more powerful than the > > non-mind kind.. :P > > Well, I wouldn't know... the non-mind kind is something I'll never get to > experience. Yes, you will :} > > > -- > > > * You'd like to think that, wouldn't you? > > > > Everyone likes to think that. :P > > Depends what they'd like to think <eg> Thinking's fun. -- .-~* Jup *I spent a day by the river It was quiet and the wind stood still I spent some time with nature To remind me of all that's real It's funny how silence speaks sometimes when you're alone And remember that you feel* -'Faceless Man,' Creed Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/ Before you buy.

2000-08-02 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - ("EvilBill[AGQx]" <devlin@SPAM-ME-AND-DIE-MUTHAagqx-imperium.fsnet.co.uk>)


"Silverhawk the Strange" <silverhawk@temporal-refraction.fsnet.co.uk> wrote in message news:8m97b5$nfj$1@news7.svr.pol.co.uk... > > "It" is probably over-rated anyway <shrug>. > Well, I wouldn't know <g> -- * D'oh! ICQ: 37464244.

2000-08-02 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - ("EvilBill[AGQx]" <devlin@SPAM-ME-AND-DIE-MUTHAagqx-imperium.fsnet.co.uk>)


"Empress Of The Unknown" <jupiturgrl@aol.com> wrote in message > EB wrote: > > > > Well, considering that my only chance to meet someone is online (I don't > > even get given a second glance IRL) > > And you think *I* ever got a second glance? No :PPP I bet you do ;-) > ..If no one pays > you any mind, why not just start something up? For instance, if you > ever go to a mall and go to the food court and see an interesting girl > sitting alone or standing in your line, strike up a conversation and > maybe ask if she'd like to sit with you or you with her.. > Jesus Christ, I'd only do something like that if I *wanted* a broken nose! <g> > > If you have rollerblades or a bike (or use your legs even..), go for a > walk/ride in the nearest park.. You might meet someone there, who > knows? Besides, it doesn't cost anything. > Nope, no rollerblades or bike. Never learnt either of those (could never afford either...) > > > > Unless you're thinking while depressed... that's most definitely NOT > fun. > > Then keep your mind occupied. Listen to music, eat, watch a movie, and > go online all at the same time. It worked for me. Wouldn't work for me, I have to keep the phone line free for phone calls till the late evening... -- * D'oh! ICQ: 37464244.

2000-08-02 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (Ta' <tateria@yahoo.com>)


Hee HEe

2000-08-02 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (Merrick Baldelli <mbaldelli@mindspring.com>)


On Tue, 01 Aug 2000 19:50:22 GMT, Zabana Brandon <zabana@collegetoday.com> wrote: >Merrick Baldelli wroteded: >> Bizarro Za' wrote: >> >> >I GOT MENTIONED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >> > >> >I DO EXIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >> > >> >(promptly falls off the face of reality ...) >> >> That's nice dear. Finish your asparagus. > >There is no asparagus. It's on your plate. Next to the Sweet Potatoes. -- -=-=-/ )=*=-='=-.-'-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= _( (_ , '_ * . Merrick Baldelli (((\ \> /_1 ` UIN#: 788639 (\\\\ \_/ / -=-\ /-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- \ _/ / /

2000-08-02 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (Merrick Baldelli <mbaldelli@mindspring.com>)


On Wed, 02 Aug 2000 00:41:16 GMT, "Bear Biz" <bear_biz@lycos.com> wrote: >Zabana Brandon wrote: > >> Ta' wroteded: >> > Merrick Baldelli wrote: >> > > Ta' wrote: >> > > >> > > >> Yes, junior. >> > > > >> > > >Kiss my ass, old man. >> > > >> > > That would take all night, junior. >> > >> > Not if I farted. >> >> See? I *knew* you were a gassy giant. > >He and Merrick are in a whole different class from you. Indeed. >Bear Biz >trolling to the absolute max now Don't give up your day job. -- -=-=-/ )=*=-='=-.-'-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= _( (_ , '_ * . Merrick Baldelli (((\ \> /_1 ` UIN#: 788639 (\\\\ \_/ / -=-\ /-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- \ _/ / /

2000-08-02 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (Merrick Baldelli <mbaldelli@mindspring.com>)


On Tue, 1 Aug 2000 14:12:46 -0500, "Ta'" <tateria@yahoo.com> wrote: >> >> Yes, junior. >> > >> >Kiss my ass, old man. >> >> That would take all night, junior. > >Not if I farted. If you farted, several small towns would be flattened. -- -=-=-/ )=*=-='=-.-'-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= _( (_ , '_ * . Merrick Baldelli (((\ \> /_1 ` UIN#: 788639 (\\\\ \_/ / -=-\ /-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- \ _/ / /

2000-08-02 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (Merrick Baldelli <mbaldelli@mindspring.com>)


On Tue, 1 Aug 2000 14:13:22 -0500, "Ta'" <tateria@yahoo.com> wrote: >> >> You're not supposed to talk back to your seniors. >> >>Didn't you know that? >> > >> >Pffft. >> >> That answer usually means "yes" in old-man speak. > >Thats because old men cant hear. Oh we hear just fine. We just think children should be seen and not heard. -- -=-=-/ )=*=-='=-.-'-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= _( (_ , '_ * . Merrick Baldelli (((\ \> /_1 ` UIN#: 788639 (\\\\ \_/ / -=-\ /-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- \ _/ / /

2000-08-02 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (Julianna Feigl <glacierqueenNOSPAM@hotmail.com>)


On Tue, 01 Aug 2000 15:12:40 -0400, Merrick Baldelli <mbaldelli@mindspring.com> wrote: >On Mon, 31 Jul 2000 20:02:22 GMT, Julianna Feigl ><glacierqueenNOSPAM@hotmail.com> wrote: > >>>>> Should Janeway marry the log or the dildo? >>>> >>>>At least Statue Boy's got warm blood... methinks... >>> >>> I didn't know sap was considered warm. >> >>maybe if you heat it... > > And if we heat enough of it, we can make maple syrup. > > <has the pancake mix ready> I *love* maple syrup!!!!!!!! Julianna -------- Tuvok: The main reason to watch Voyager!

2000-08-02 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (Zabana Brandon <zabana@collegetoday.com>)


....... ew

2000-08-02 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (Zabana Brandon <zabana@collegetoday.com>)


Silverhawk the Strange wroteded: > > >> >I GOT MENTIONED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! > >> > > >> >I DO EXIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! > >> > > >> >(promptly falls off the face of reality ...) > >> > >> That's nice dear. Finish your asparagus. > > > > There is no asparagus. > > Wrong! There is no SPOON <g> Wrong!! There is always SPOON! Especially come this mid-season, when there will be more SPOON!! > There's plenty of asparagus though, so > eat up <evil chuckle> Evil chuckling while eating asparagus could lead to choking. Please be careful.

2000-08-02 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (Silverhawk the Strange <silverhawk@temporal-refraction.fsnet.co.uk>)


>> > Well, I wouldn't know... the non-mind kind is something >> > I'll never get to experience. >> >> Yes, you will :} >> > > Well, considering that my only chance to meet someone is > online (I don't even get given a second glance IRL), and that > I don't have the money to ever go and meet anyone IRL that > I meet online, I think the chances of "it" happening are slim > to none... "It" is probably over-rated anyway <shrug>. Silverhawk the Strange -- "I believe in what I see, I believe in what I hear. I believe that what I'm feeling changes how the world appears."

2000-08-02 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (Silverhawk the Strange <silverhawk@temporal-refraction.fsnet.co.uk>)


>> >I GOT MENTIONED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >> > >> >I DO EXIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >> > >> >(promptly falls off the face of reality ...) >> >> That's nice dear. Finish your asparagus. > > There is no asparagus. Wrong! There is no SPOON <g> There's plenty of asparagus though, so eat up <evil chuckle> Silverhawk the Strange -- "I believe in what I see, I believe in what I hear. I believe that what I'm feeling changes how the world appears."

2000-08-02 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (Empress Of The Unknown <jupiturgrl@aol.com>)


EB wrote: > "Empress Of The Unknown"..wrote.. > > EB wrote: > > > Well, I wouldn't know... the non-mind kind is something I'll never get > to > > > experience. > > > > Yes, you will :} > > Well, considering that my only chance to meet someone is online (I don't > even get given a second glance IRL) And you think *I* ever got a second glance? No :PPP ..If no one pays you any mind, why not just start something up? For instance, if you ever go to a mall and go to the food court and see an interesting girl sitting alone or standing in your line, strike up a conversation and maybe ask if she'd like to sit with you or you with her.. > and that I don't have the money to ever > go and meet anyone IRL that I meet online, I think the chances of "it" > happening are slim to none... If you have rollerblades or a bike (or use your legs even..), go for a walk/ride in the nearest park.. You might meet someone there, who knows? Besides, it doesn't cost anything. [snip] > > Thinking's fun. > > Unless you're thinking while depressed... that's most definitely NOT fun. Then keep your mind occupied. Listen to music, eat, watch a movie, and go online all at the same time. It worked for me. ...But don't do that ALL your spare time or you'll never get anything done (anything=stuff you do that can change your life for your view of 'better'). -- .-~* Jup - *You kiss someone, and it's like the world around you gets all hazy and the only thing in focus is you and this other person, and you know that one person is the person you're meant to be kissing the rest of your life. And for that one moment you've been given this amazing gift and you want to laugh and cry at the same time because you're so lucky you found it and so scared that it will go away.* -Drew Barrymore as Josie Geller, "Never Been Kissed" Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/ Before you buy.

2000-08-02 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (Bear Biz <bear_biz@lycos.com>)


Zabana Brandon wrote: > Ta' wroteded: > > Merrick Baldelli wrote: > > > Ta' wrote: > > > > > > >> Yes, junior. > > > > > > > >Kiss my ass, old man. > > > > > > That would take all night, junior. > > > > Not if I farted. > > See? I *knew* you were a gassy giant. He and Merrick are in a whole different class from you. Bear Biz trolling to the absolute max now

2000-08-03 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (Zabana Brandon <zabana@collegetoday.com>)


Merrick Baldelli wroteded: > Zabana Brandon wrote: > >Merrick Baldelli wroteded: > >> Bizarro Za' wrote: > >> > >> >I GOT MENTIONED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! > >> > > >> >I DO EXIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! > >> > > >> >(promptly falls off the face of reality ...) > >> > >> That's nice dear. Finish your asparagus. > > > >There is no asparagus. > > It's on your plate. Next to the Sweet Potatoes. Are you my vegetable nightmare fairy?

2000-08-03 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (Silverhawk the Strange <silverhawk@temporal-refraction.fsnet.co.uk>)


>> "It" is probably over-rated anyway <shrug>. >> > > Well, I wouldn't know <g> I don't either, hence the "probably" in that statement. Pay attention, Dev :-) Silverhawk the Strange -- "I believe in what I see, I believe in what I hear. I believe that what I'm feeling changes how the world appears."

2000-08-03 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - ("EvilBill[AGQx]" <devlin@SPAM-ME-AND-DIE-MUTHAagqx-imperium.fsnet.co.uk>)


"Silverhawk the Strange" <silverhawk@temporal-refraction.fsnet.co.uk> wrote in message news:8mbms0$kfj$1@newsg1.svr.pol.co.uk... > >> "It" is probably over-rated anyway <shrug>. > > > > Well, I wouldn't know <g> > > I don't either, hence the "probably" in that statement. Pay > attention, Dev :-) > At 6 A.M.? <g> -- * Windows re-installs suck! ICQ: 37464244.

2000-08-04 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (Julianna Feigl <glacierqueenNOSPAM@hotmail.com>)


On Fri, 04 Aug 2000 01:48:25 GMT, SJohnson <medegno2@mediaone.net> wrote: > > >Julianna Feigl wrote: >> >> On Sat, 29 Jul 2000 00:57:53 -0400, "JohnSt1" <JohnSt1@email.msn.com> >> wrote: >> >> > >> >"Shammie" <Shammie_member@newsguy.com> wrote in message >> >news:8lt9r2$dmp@drn.newsguy.com... >> >> In article <398222AB.32709E15@mediaone.net>, SJohnson says... >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Hmmmmm...... >> >> > >> >> >C'mon, gal, it's really daddy..!! <bg> >> >> >> >> OMG, it really IS!!! >> > >> >Yassuh! >> > >> >> [jumps up and down on Sock's trampoline] >> >> Plus, not 1 minute ago Aardie just reassured me in email that it was >> >really you. >> >> :-))))))))))) >> >> Now this is worth being late to work for >> >> WELCOME BACK SJ!!!!!! >> > >> >Hiya, gorgeous!! And just in case I haven't told you before: Whatta tape!! >> >'Twas worth the extra marriage counselling it caused, too!! YOW!! >> > >> >> >>>The Reel <sp?> SJ <sp>Yikes... has it gotten this damned bad since I've >> >been >> >> >>gone..? >> >> >?> >> >> >> > >> >> >> >??? >> >> >> >> >> >> Indeed. >> >> > >> >> >> >> >JohnSt1's my new MSN account/name, O Veiled One (courtesy of Radio >> >> >Shack's $400 'instant rebate' schtick-- which I fell for) "JohnSt1", as >> >> >in, y'know, Johnson, Steve..? 8-) >> >> >> >> Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, gotcha! >> > >> >Right now, I'm trying it out, trying to get used to this Outlook way of >> >typing, posting, etc. An entirely different ball of wax from my Netcrap >> >reader. Believe me, I won't using Outlook too often after this... >> >> > >> >> >(Whoa, whatta tough crowd) <dodges fruit> >> >> >> >> [jumps up on SJ's lap and feeds him peeled grapes] >> > >> >aaaaahhhh... >> > >> >Git lost, fellers... she's *mine* tonite... >> >[insert <sounds of total bliss> HERE] >> > >> > Shammie's Man >> >(of tonight, anyway) 8-} >> >> SJ?????? >> That you????????????????????????????????? > >Yeppers!! > >> (starts happy dance) > >Wear something... *un*-restrictive when ya dancez fir me, 'kay..? <bg> > I'll see what I can do... (runs to check wardrobe) Julianna -------- Tuvok: The main reason to watch Voyager!

2000-08-04 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (F_Lee <fionablue47@DIESPAMDIEhotmail.com>)


Laura wrote in message ... >SJohnson <medegno2@mediaone.net> wrote in message >news:398222AB.32709E15@mediaone.net... >> >> >> Shammie wrote: >> > >> > In article <ef0YN0G#$GA.585@cpmsnbbsa08>, "JohnSt1" says... >> > > >> > >It's been a LOOOOONG time, gang... :-) >> > > >> > >I thought I'd give this new computer (and account) a test run. >> > >> > Hmmmmm...... >> >> C'mon, gal, it's really daddy..!! <bg> >> >> > >The Reel <sp?> SJ <sp?> >> > > >> > >??? >> > >> > Indeed. >> >> Yikes... has it gotten this damned bad since I've been gone..? > >Sadly, yes. We've been on an emotional roller coaster thanks to RR..... >But welcome back. We were worried. You mean RobRey don't you? I was more than surprised to see somebody posting by that name after he was gone (I think). Can somebody tell me the unabridged, true story? Is he gone or not? I just don't want to offend anybody by being uninformed. :-) Fiona > > >-- >Laura Ware (laware@strato.net) >A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen and this kitchen is delirious. > >

2000-08-04 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (evilklowwn@aol.comedy)


Fiona doth write thus: >You mean RobRey don't you? I was more than surprised to see somebody >posting by that name after he was gone (I think). Can somebody tell me the >unabridged, true story? There is no one, true story here; it's been revised and re-revised into incoherence. >Is he gone or not? As far as we know. >I just don't want to offend >anybody by being uninformed. :-) Not a prob; we're all in that particular boat. ***************************************** "Insanity is a part of the times, Vir: You must learn to *embrace* the madness!!" Londo Mollari

2000-08-04 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (Empress Of The Unknown <jupiturgrl@aol.com>)


EB wrote: > "Empress Of The Unknown"..wrote.. > > EB wrote: > > > Well, considering that my only chance to meet someone is online (I don't > > > even get given a second glance IRL) > > > > And you think *I* ever got a second glance? No :PPP > > I bet you do ;-) From Mr. Jup, yes.. <g> [snip] > > sitting alone or standing in your line, strike up a conversation and > > maybe ask if she'd like to sit with you or you with her.. > > Jesus Christ, I'd only do something like that if I *wanted* a broken nose! > <g> Well, if you didn't do anything 'cause you were afraid of falling on your tooshie, then you'd never get anywhere! [snip] > Nope, no rollerblades or bike. Never learnt either of those (could never > afford either...) Well, you can walk.. [snip] > > Then keep your mind occupied. Listen to music, eat, watch a movie, and > > go online all at the same time. It worked for me. > > Wouldn't work for me, I have to keep the phone line free for phone calls > till the late evening... Then do something else besides being on the computer. ..Watch tv and do all those other things. -- .-~* Jup Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/ Before you buy.

2000-08-04 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (Empress Of The Unknown <jupiturgrl@aol.com>)


Merrick Baldelli wrote: [snip] > It's on your plate. Next to the Sweet Potatoes. Oh, thanks, now you got me having Sweet Potatoes cravings... *sigh* -- .-~* Jup Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/ Before you buy.

2000-08-04 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (SJohnson <medegno2@mediaone.net>)


(Sorry so late...) Laura wrote: > > SJohnson <medegno2@mediaone.net> wrote in message > news:398222AB.32709E15@mediaone.net... > > > > > > Shammie wrote: > > > > > > In article <ef0YN0G#$GA.585@cpmsnbbsa08>, "JohnSt1" says... > > > > > > > >It's been a LOOOOONG time, gang... :-) > > > > > > > >I thought I'd give this new computer (and account) a test run. > > > > > > Hmmmmm...... > > > > C'mon, gal, it's really daddy..!! <bg> > > > > > >The Reel <sp?> SJ <sp?> > > > > > > > >??? > > > > > > Indeed. > > > > Yikes... has it gotten this damned bad since I've been gone..? > > Sadly, yes. We've been on an emotional roller coaster thanks to RR..... > But welcome back. We were worried. Well, thanks for the thoughts, Laura..!! Again, sorry I didn't see this post sooner. I'll be sticking with Netcrap's reader for the forseeable future; Outlook's design maybe a good one to most, but I find it very difficult to use/read/post, etc. SJ

2000-08-04 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (SJohnson <medegno2@mediaone.net>)


"EvilBill[AGQx]" wrote: > > "SJohnson" <medegno2@mediaone.net> wrote in message > > > > "EvilBill[AGQx]" wrote: > > > *feels left out* > > > > Don't feel bad, Bill... my alter ego was in a rambling mood that night. > > 'Twas thusly inspired by yon infantile prattling by Sir Rob of Reynolds > > Wrap at that time; I couldn't even remember my OWN name, then... <beg> > > > > LOL, again :) > > But I'm still gonna kick your ass for forgetting me. <eg> damn... I'm not gonna be able to avoid this punishment, am I..? 'Time-Out'Johnson

2000-08-04 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (SJohnson <medegno2@mediaone.net>)


Julianna Feigl wrote: > > On Sat, 29 Jul 2000 00:57:53 -0400, "JohnSt1" <JohnSt1@email.msn.com> > wrote: > > > > >"Shammie" <Shammie_member@newsguy.com> wrote in message > >news:8lt9r2$dmp@drn.newsguy.com... > >> In article <398222AB.32709E15@mediaone.net>, SJohnson says... > >> > >> > >> >> Hmmmmm...... > >> > > >> >C'mon, gal, it's really daddy..!! <bg> > >> > >> OMG, it really IS!!! > > > >Yassuh! > > > >> [jumps up and down on Sock's trampoline] > >> Plus, not 1 minute ago Aardie just reassured me in email that it was > >really you. > >> :-))))))))))) > >> Now this is worth being late to work for > >> WELCOME BACK SJ!!!!!! > > > >Hiya, gorgeous!! And just in case I haven't told you before: Whatta tape!! > >'Twas worth the extra marriage counselling it caused, too!! YOW!! > > > >> >>>The Reel <sp?> SJ <sp>Yikes... has it gotten this damned bad since I've > >been > >> >>gone..? > >> >?> > >> >> > > >> >> >??? > >> >> > >> >> Indeed. > >> > > >> > >> >JohnSt1's my new MSN account/name, O Veiled One (courtesy of Radio > >> >Shack's $400 'instant rebate' schtick-- which I fell for) "JohnSt1", as > >> >in, y'know, Johnson, Steve..? 8-) > >> > >> Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, gotcha! > > > >Right now, I'm trying it out, trying to get used to this Outlook way of > >typing, posting, etc. An entirely different ball of wax from my Netcrap > >reader. Believe me, I won't using Outlook too often after this... > >> > > >> >(Whoa, whatta tough crowd) <dodges fruit> > >> > >> [jumps up on SJ's lap and feeds him peeled grapes] > > > >aaaaahhhh... > > > >Git lost, fellers... she's *mine* tonite... > >[insert <sounds of total bliss> HERE] > > > > Shammie's Man > >(of tonight, anyway) 8-} > > SJ?????? > That you????????????????????????????????? Yeppers!! > (starts happy dance) Wear something... *un*-restrictive when ya dancez fir me, 'kay..? <bg> > Julianna > -------- > Tuvok: > The main reason to watch Voyager! SJ

2000-08-05 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - ("EvilBill[AGQx]" <devlin@SPAM-ME-AND-DIE-MUTHAagqx-imperium.fsnet.co.uk>)


"SJohnson" <medegno2@mediaone.net> wrote in message > > "EvilBill[AGQx]" wrote: > > > > But I'm still gonna kick your ass for forgetting me. <eg> > > damn... I'm not gonna be able to avoid this punishment, am I..? > Nope! <g> -- * The best way to slow down a computer: use a Microsoft operating system. ICQ: 37464244.

2000-08-05 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - ("EvilBill[AGQx]" <devlin@SPAM-ME-AND-DIE-MUTHAagqx-imperium.fsnet.co.uk>)


"Empress Of The Unknown" <jupiturgrl@aol.com> wrote in message > EB wrote: > > > > I bet you do ;-) > > From Mr. Jup, yes.. <g> > And from most guys who lay eyes on you! ;-) > > Then do something else besides being on the computer. ..Watch tv and > do all those other things. > TV is crap... there's never anything on I want to watch <g> -- * The best way to slow down a computer: use a Microsoft operating system. ICQ: 37464244.

2000-08-05 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (Empress Of The Unknown <jupiturgrl@aol.com>)


EB wrote: > "Empress Of The Unknown"..wrote.. [snip] > > From Mr. Jup, yes.. <g> > > And from most guys who lay eyes on you! ;-) Actually, no :P > > Then do something else besides being on the computer. ..Watch tv and > > do all those other things. > > TV is crap... there's never anything on I want to watch <g> ARGH!!! :PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP -- .-~* Jup - *We are not separate from spirit, We are in it.* -Plotinus Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/ Before you buy.

2000-08-06 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - (Merrick Baldelli <mbaldelli@mindspring.com>)


On Thu, 03 Aug 2000 19:47:11 GMT, Zabana Brandon <zabana@collegetoday.com> wrote: >Merrick Baldelli wroteded: >> Zabana Brandon wrote: >> >Merrick Baldelli wroteded: >> >> Bizarro Za' wrote: >> >> >> >> >I GOT MENTIONED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >> >> > >> >> >I DO EXIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >> >> > >> >> >(promptly falls off the face of reality ...) >> >> >> >> That's nice dear. Finish your asparagus. >> > >> >There is no asparagus. >> >> It's on your plate. Next to the Sweet Potatoes. > >Are you my vegetable nightmare fairy? I can make arrangements if you need one. I'm sort of akin to Death and Karma all wrapped up in an Encounter Suit. -- -=-=-/ )=*=-='=-.-'-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= _( (_ , '_ * . Merrick Baldelli (((\ \> /_1 ` UIN#: 788639 (\\\\ \_/ / -=-\ /-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- \ _/ / /

2000-08-10 00:00:00 - Re: My Oh My Oh MY..!! - ("Pie's Cupcake (Michelle)" <tehtigre@centurytel.net>)


Welcome home SJ! We missed you. Sorry for the delay in the post. Just hooked back up yesterday and still trying to wade through 10000 messages <g>. Glad you are back. Mic JohnSt1 <JohnSt1@email.msn.com> wrote in message news:ef0YN0G#$GA.585@cpmsnbbsa08... > It's been a LOOOOONG time, gang... :-) > > I thought I'd give this new computer (and account) a test run. > > (Don't worry... my old 'medegno' account and e-mail address is still active; > I just haven't had the time-- or the courage <g>-- to download the estimated > 300+ e-mails[!!!!!] my MediaOne server's telling me is a'waitin' fer me... > I'll summon the strength to view that jungle later on.) ;) > > But before I continue any futher, I have to- in light of Rob Rey's > 'outting'- admit to my own secret identity: > > I'm not the 5'9", 39-yr old married Afrian male service manager you've all > become accustomed to lo these many years on dis here NG. > > I'm actually a 5'5", 21-yr old Native American/Caucasian, one-legged > bi-sexual tart who pretended to be a black man with witty street dialog. I > loathe you all, and I have many rifles which will blaze the void of night > once I post this message. My darkness will be your darkness. I'm not > kidding. I piss bitter urine and I suck the blood of the weak... or the > other way around, I can't be sure... > > When I get the chance to see you all in person, I will stab first, then ask > identities later. I hate men. I hate women. I love animals. With mint sauce, > of course. > > I also lied about being a former soldier from the US Army; I was actually a > military comfort gal in the Nigerian Foreign Legion... but that counts just > the same, too, right? (Y'see, I lost my leg-- and my virginity-- while I > was... never mind...) I hate my good leg, too. More mint sauce. > > And as this 'void' now envelopes my sanity, let make one thing clear: I got > to mind-fuck the best of ya. Steve-O, Boz, DM, Shams, Allie, Merrick, > Therese, Five-O, Aardie, Flinx, Gordo, Snow Gal, Ta', Kooky & LadyG, DBR, > Chris, Brian, Boomie, Arlie, Brandon, Rob, SJ, MM, Michele-- wait, SJ's > supposed to be *me* <giggle>, er, Ronda, David, Lisa, Angel... you've all > been had by me. And you will again. (details to follow in a couple of weeks) > > Now that I've come finally come clean here, I know you'll all still respect > me, love me, and accept me into the bosom of the VOY NG the way you've > always have. Suckers. <disregard that last utterance of disgust for you all> > > Remember: You've all been warned. > > I also do one-legged pet tricks. Don't mess wit me, hear? > > [more gargling noises to follow once I respond to e-mails] > > Love ya!! :) > > The Reel <sp?> SJ <sp?> > > ??? > > > > >