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2000-02-06 00:00:00 - Re: 100 Lines From Star Trek That Can Be Improved If You Substitute The Word 'Pants' Into The Sentence... - (Acolyte of Glorious La Parka <toddk1@mindspring.com>)


This one's so good, I had to pick the highlights (those with 5 stars are noted as such): "Rockboy" <the-rockboy@telusplanet.net> wrote in message news:389E2E68.5C98BD86@telusplanet.net... > 1) Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the > first > sign of an Imperial cruiser. > > 2) I find you lack of pants disturbing. > > 6) I detected a great disturbance in the pants.***** > > > 11) I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.***** > > > 20) "A Jedi's strength flows from his pants." ***** > > > 24) "Tell the last freighter to take off! I'll get the princess out of > her > pants using the Millennium Falcon."***** > > 26) "Look, sir. Pants." > > 27) "How am I supposed to do this with the pants down?" > > > 31) In the Cantina: It looks like someone is taking a special interest > in your pants. ***** > > 33) I can't recall ever owning any pants > > 34) I am your pants. Join me on the dark side. Together we can rule the > universe...... > > 36) The pants will be down shortly. You may commence your landing. ***** > > > 38) "What's in there?" > "Only what you take in with you" > ..."Your pants you will not need." > > 39) The pants aren't down yet! All squadrons break off! Break off! ***** > > 40) If only you knew the true power of the dark side of your pants. > > 41) I am pantless, strike me down! > > 42) I can feel your pants, young Jedi. > > > 45) The pants must be closed. (subs. Shield doors) > > 47) But Alderran is a peaceful system, they have no pants. > > > 49) I'd rather pants a wookie. > > 53) You're really good at looking out for your pants. > > > 58) Shuttle Tydirium transmit the code clearance for lowering of the > pants. > > 60) "Take the Wookie and the Princess back to my pants" (Darth Vader > after > Han Solo is frozen in Carbonite) ***** > > > 65) Entering the pants on my mark. (pants = hyperspace) ***** > > 66) I thought the pants smelled bad on the outside. > > 67) Deck officer: Sir, The pant are dropping rapidly.... ***** > Han: Yeah and my friend is out there in it. > > 68) Lando to Leia: You truly belong with us among our pants. > > 71) "Inform the commander that Lord Vader's pants have arrived." ***** > > 72) "I'm out of my pants for a little while, everybody gets delusions of > grandeur. > > 73) "My pants have had terrible consequences for the galaxy." > > 76) "Governor Tarkin, I should have expected to find you holding > Vader's pants." > > 77) "Oh! The pants were a really wonderful idea. What an incredible > smell > you've discovered!" > > 82) "I merely commented that it was freezing in the princess' pants." ******************************* > > 83) "Your Highness, there's nothing more we can do tonight. The pants > must > be closed." > > 84) "The ion cannon will fire several shots to make sure that any enemy > ships will be out of your pants." > > 87) "Well, if they follow standard Imperial procedure, they'll dump > their > pants before they go to light-speed, then we just float away." > > 88) "That was never a condition of our agreement, nor was giving pants > to > this bounty hunter!" > > 89) "Obi-Wan has taught you well. You have controlled your fear... now > release your pants." > > 90) The pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it > counts. > > 91) These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we > use it. ************************* > > 92) TK-421... Why aren't you in your pants? > > 93) You are unwise to lower your pants. > > 94) She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment to > retrieve them. See to it personally, Commander. (there aren't enough stars in the world for this one) > > 95) Luke... help me remove these pants... > > 96) That blast came from those pants. That things operational! ***** > > 98) Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more > heavily guarded than this. ***** > > 99) A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence > of my old master. >

2000-02-06 00:00:00 - Re: 100 Lines From Star Trek That Can Be Improved If You Substitute The Word 'Pants' Into The Sentence... - (Keystone Jack <kjdonlin@mindspring.com>)


I can't remember the last time I laughed harder... POST OF THE YEAR! KJ

2000-02-06 00:00:00 - Re: 100 Lines From Star Trek That Can Be Improved If You Substitute The Word 'Pants' Into The Sentence... - (Acolyte of Glorious La Parka <toddk1@mindspring.com>)


I nominate this for Post Of The Year. (My God La Parka, man, I was laughing so loud I nearly spit up my Coke. This one definitely goes into the "special, saved posts" folder.) "Rockboy" <the-rockboy@telusplanet.net> wrote in message news:389E2E68.5C98BD86@telusplanet.net... > 1) Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the > first > sign of an Imperial cruiser. > > 2) I find you lack of pants disturbing. > > 3) Bounty hunters... we don't need their pants around here. > > 4) Use the pants, Luke. > > 5) The pants will be with you, always. > > 6) I detected a great disturbance in the pants. > > 7) You don't need to see our pants. > > 8) "Imperial stormtroopers have entered our pants!" > > 9) "Good. It would be unfortunate if I had to leave a my pants here." > > 10) These aren't the pants you are looking for. > Move along.. > > 11) I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants. > > 12) Jabba, this is your last warning, free pants or die! > > 13) I use to bulls eye wamp rats back home in my pants and there no > bigger > than two meters wide. > > 14) Pants Away! (originally Torpedoes Away) > > 15) But with the pants down I won't be able to see a thing. > > 16) Yeah! but Droids don't pull your Pants off when they lose. Wookies > have > been known to do that. > > 17) Pants do not concern me Admiral > > 18) Once these Pants are full operational we have the ultimate power in > the > universe at our finger tips. > > 19) Awww but I wanted to go to Toshi Station and pick up some power > pants. > > 20) "A Jedi's strength flows from his pants." > > 21) "Your overconfidence is your weakness." "Your faith in your pants > is > yours." > > 22) "He is using an old Jedi pant trick." > > 23) "Tell the last freighter to take off! I'll get the Princess out > using > my pants." > > 24) "Tell the last freighter to take off! I'll get the princess out of > her > pants using the Millennium Falcon." > > 25) Commander tear this ship apart, and bring me the pants, I want them > alive! > > 26) "Look, sir. Pants." > > 27) "How am I supposed to do this with the pants down?" > > 28) Lock pants in attack position! > > 29) Darth and Luke fighting on the 2nd Death Star. "A sister. Your > pants betray you." > > 30) Adventure. Excitement. Pants. A Jedi craves not these things. > > 31) In the Cantina: It looks like someone is taking a special interest > in your pants. > > 32) At Obi Wan's Hut: I have something here I wanted to give you when > you > were old enough. Your fathers pants. > > 33) I can't recall ever owning any pants > > 34) I am your pants. Join me on the dark side. Together we can rule the > universe...... > > 35) There are alternative to pants you know. > > 36) The pants will be down shortly. You may commence your landing. > > 37) From the trailer: "The pants are dangerous, we all see that, why > can't > you?" > > 38) "What's in there?" > "Only what you take in with you" > ..."Your pants you will not need." > > 39) The pants aren't down yet! All squadrons break off! Break off! > > 40) If only you knew the true power of the dark side of your pants. > > 41) I am pantless, strike me down! > > 42) I can feel your pants, young Jedi. > > 43) The pants are strong on this one. > > 44) We don't stand a chance against those pants, we'll last longer that > we > would against the Death Star. > > 45) The pants must be closed. (subs. Shield doors) > > 46) Sir should I have your pants on stand by? > What evacuate in our moment of triumph. > > 47) But Alderran is a peaceful system, they have no pants. > > 48) I'd rather kiss pants! (Instead of "a wookie") > > 49) I'd rather pants a wookie. > > 50) From the first death star battle: > > 51) Biggs, you picked pants up! Watch yourself! > > 52) Pants coming in, mark 5! > > 53) You're really good at looking out for your pants. > > 54) Jabba has a really high price on your pants. > > 55) Hey! This one has damaged pants! What are you trying to pull? > > 56) R2D2 says the odds of us finding their pants are 725 to 1. > > 57) Let's hope these pants are worth what we paid for them. > > 58) Shuttle Tydirium transmit the code clearance for lowering of the > pants. > > 59) "I want them alive, No Pantsing." "As you wish". > (Darth to Boba Fett in Empire). > > 60) "Take the Wookie and the Princess back to my pants" (Darth Vader > after > Han Solo is frozen in Carbonite) > > 61) "All ships, prepare to pants into hyperspace". > > 62) Luke's Hologram: "As a gift to you I offer you these pants, I'm > sure > they will serve you well." > > 63) Threepio: What should I do if someone comes? > Han: Lock the door, and hope they don't have pants. > > 64) Han: Ok Kid the pants are all clear now, lets blow this thing and go > home. > > 65) Entering the pants on my mark. (pants = hyperspace) > > 66) I thought the pants smelled bad on the outside. > > 67) Deck officer: Sir, The pant are dropping rapidly.... > Han: Yeah and my friend is out there in it. > > 68) Lando to Leia: You truly belong with us among our pants. > > 69) C-3PO : I'm sitting with no pants and your have delusions of > grandeur > > 70) C3PO: Oh my! What have you done? You've put my pants on backwards! > > 71) "Inform the commander that Lord Vader's pants have arrived." > > 72) "I'm out of my pants for a little while, everybody gets delusions of > grandeur. > > 73) "My pants have had terrible consequences for the galaxy." > > 74) "Your pants. They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." > > 75) "It's the ship that made the pants run in less than twelve parsecs!" > > 76) "Governor Tarkin, I should have expected to find you holding > Vader's pants." > > 77) "Oh! The pants were a really wonderful idea. What an incredible > smell > you've discovered!" > > 78) "Oh! All this excitement has overrun the pants of my counterpart > here. > If you don't mind, I'd like to take him down to maintenance." > > 79) "Didn't we just leave these pants?" > > 80) "We've analyzed their attack, sir, and there is a danger. Should I > have > your pants standing by?" "Evacuate? In out moment of triumph? I think > you overestimate their chances!" > > 81) "There's a meteorite that hit the my pants here. I want to check it > out. > It won't take long." > > 82) "I merely commented that it was freezing in the princess' pants." > > 83) "Your Highness, there's nothing more we can do tonight. The pants > must > be closed." > > 84) "The ion cannon will fire several shots to make sure that any enemy > ships will be out of your pants." > > 85) "Wedge, I've lost my pants. You'll have to make this shot. I'll > cover > for you." > > 86) "Pants matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you?" > > 87) "Well, if they follow standard Imperial procedure, they'll dump > their > pants before they go to light-speed, then we just float away." > > 88) "That was never a condition of our agreement, nor was giving pants > to > this bounty hunter!" > > 89) "Obi-Wan has taught you well. You have controlled your fear... now > release your pants." > > 90) The pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it > counts. > > 91) These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we > use it. > > 92) TK-421... Why aren't you in your pants? > > 93) You are unwise to lower your pants. > > 94) She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment to > retrieve them. See to it personally, Commander. > > 95) Luke... help me remove these pants... > > 96) That blast came from those pants. That things operational! > > 97) Maybe you'd like it better back in your pants, your highness. > > 98) Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more > heavily guarded than this. > > 99) A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence > of my old master. > > 100) "Blasters won't work on those pants. Switch to tow cables." > > -- > Evil Rockboy -- LA PARKA WORLD ORDER (ORDEN D'EL MUNDO D'EL LA PARKA) P-P-P-P-Para la vida. Es demasiado DULCEEEEEEEEEE justo Norman Smiley is hardcore. "Always kick a man when he's down." --Todd K., January 16, 2000 REALITY: No matter how good she looks right now, somebody, somewhere is tired of putting up with her sh-t. -Unknown, 2000 THE HOLY TRINITY OF THE ~: RIC FLAIR~ LA PARKA~ SID~

2000-02-07 00:00:00 - Re: 100 Lines From Star Trek That Can Be Improved If You Substitute The Word 'Pants' Into The Sentence... - (EDC - Released from WCW <cald1317@erols.com>)


ROTFLMAO!!! ROTFLMAO!!!! Best post this year! I dont care who you are, this is some damn funny stuff... Rockboy wrote: > > 1) Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the > first > sign of an Imperial cruiser. > > 2) I find you lack of pants disturbing. > > 3) Bounty hunters... we don't need their pants around here. > > 4) Use the pants, Luke. > > 5) The pants will be with you, always. > > 6) I detected a great disturbance in the pants. > > 7) You don't need to see our pants. > > 8) "Imperial stormtroopers have entered our pants!" > > 9) "Good. It would be unfortunate if I had to leave a my pants here." > > 10) These aren't the pants you are looking for. > Move along.. > > 11) I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants. > > 12) Jabba, this is your last warning, free pants or die! > > 13) I use to bulls eye wamp rats back home in my pants and there no > bigger > than two meters wide. > > 14) Pants Away! (originally Torpedoes Away) > > 15) But with the pants down I won't be able to see a thing. > > 16) Yeah! but Droids don't pull your Pants off when they lose. Wookies > have > been known to do that. > > 17) Pants do not concern me Admiral > > 18) Once these Pants are full operational we have the ultimate power in > the > universe at our finger tips. > > 19) Awww but I wanted to go to Toshi Station and pick up some power > pants. > > 20) "A Jedi's strength flows from his pants." > > 21) "Your overconfidence is your weakness." "Your faith in your pants > is > yours." > > 22) "He is using an old Jedi pant trick." > > 23) "Tell the last freighter to take off! I'll get the Princess out > using > my pants." > > 24) "Tell the last freighter to take off! I'll get the princess out of > her > pants using the Millennium Falcon." > > 25) Commander tear this ship apart, and bring me the pants, I want them > alive! > > 26) "Look, sir. Pants." > > 27) "How am I supposed to do this with the pants down?" > > 28) Lock pants in attack position! > > 29) Darth and Luke fighting on the 2nd Death Star. "A sister. Your > pants betray you." > > 30) Adventure. Excitement. Pants. A Jedi craves not these things. > > 31) In the Cantina: It looks like someone is taking a special interest > in your pants. > > 32) At Obi Wan's Hut: I have something here I wanted to give you when > you > were old enough. Your fathers pants. > > 33) I can't recall ever owning any pants > > 34) I am your pants. Join me on the dark side. Together we can rule the > universe...... > > 35) There are alternative to pants you know. > > 36) The pants will be down shortly. You may commence your landing. > > 37) From the trailer: "The pants are dangerous, we all see that, why > can't > you?" > > 38) "What's in there?" > "Only what you take in with you" > ..."Your pants you will not need." > > 39) The pants aren't down yet! All squadrons break off! Break off! > > 40) If only you knew the true power of the dark side of your pants. > > 41) I am pantless, strike me down! > > 42) I can feel your pants, young Jedi. > > 43) The pants are strong on this one. > > 44) We don't stand a chance against those pants, we'll last longer that > we > would against the Death Star. > > 45) The pants must be closed. (subs. Shield doors) > > 46) Sir should I have your pants on stand by? > What evacuate in our moment of triumph. > > 47) But Alderran is a peaceful system, they have no pants. > > 48) I'd rather kiss pants! (Instead of "a wookie") > > 49) I'd rather pants a wookie. > > 50) From the first death star battle: > > 51) Biggs, you picked pants up! Watch yourself! > > 52) Pants coming in, mark 5! > > 53) You're really good at looking out for your pants. > > 54) Jabba has a really high price on your pants. > > 55) Hey! This one has damaged pants! What are you trying to pull? > > 56) R2D2 says the odds of us finding their pants are 725 to 1. > > 57) Let's hope these pants are worth what we paid for them. > > 58) Shuttle Tydirium transmit the code clearance for lowering of the > pants. > > 59) "I want them alive, No Pantsing." "As you wish". > (Darth to Boba Fett in Empire). > > 60) "Take the Wookie and the Princess back to my pants" (Darth Vader > after > Han Solo is frozen in Carbonite) > > 61) "All ships, prepare to pants into hyperspace". > > 62) Luke's Hologram: "As a gift to you I offer you these pants, I'm > sure > they will serve you well." > > 63) Threepio: What should I do if someone comes? > Han: Lock the door, and hope they don't have pants. > > 64) Han: Ok Kid the pants are all clear now, lets blow this thing and go > home. > > 65) Entering the pants on my mark. (pants = hyperspace) > > 66) I thought the pants smelled bad on the outside. > > 67) Deck officer: Sir, The pant are dropping rapidly.... > Han: Yeah and my friend is out there in it. > > 68) Lando to Leia: You truly belong with us among our pants. > > 69) C-3PO : I'm sitting with no pants and your have delusions of > grandeur > > 70) C3PO: Oh my! What have you done? You've put my pants on backwards! > > 71) "Inform the commander that Lord Vader's pants have arrived." > > 72) "I'm out of my pants for a little while, everybody gets delusions of > grandeur. > > 73) "My pants have had terrible consequences for the galaxy." > > 74) "Your pants. They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." > > 75) "It's the ship that made the pants run in less than twelve parsecs!" > > 76) "Governor Tarkin, I should have expected to find you holding > Vader's pants." > > 77) "Oh! The pants were a really wonderful idea. What an incredible > smell > you've discovered!" > > 78) "Oh! All this excitement has overrun the pants of my counterpart > here. > If you don't mind, I'd like to take him down to maintenance." > > 79) "Didn't we just leave these pants?" > > 80) "We've analyzed their attack, sir, and there is a danger. Should I > have > your pants standing by?" "Evacuate? In out moment of triumph? I think > you overestimate their chances!" > > 81) "There's a meteorite that hit the my pants here. I want to check it > out. > It won't take long." > > 82) "I merely commented that it was freezing in the princess' pants." > > 83) "Your Highness, there's nothing more we can do tonight. The pants > must > be closed." > > 84) "The ion cannon will fire several shots to make sure that any enemy > ships will be out of your pants." > > 85) "Wedge, I've lost my pants. You'll have to make this shot. I'll > cover > for you." > > 86) "Pants matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you?" > > 87) "Well, if they follow standard Imperial procedure, they'll dump > their > pants before they go to light-speed, then we just float away." > > 88) "That was never a condition of our agreement, nor was giving pants > to > this bounty hunter!" > > 89) "Obi-Wan has taught you well. You have controlled your fear... now > release your pants." > > 90) The pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it > counts. > > 91) These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we > use it. > > 92) TK-421... Why aren't you in your pants? > > 93) You are unwise to lower your pants. > > 94) She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment to > retrieve them. See to it personally, Commander. > > 95) Luke... help me remove these pants... > > 96) That blast came from those pants. That things operational! > > 97) Maybe you'd like it better back in your pants, your highness. > > 98) Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more > heavily guarded than this. > > 99) A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence > of my old master. > > 100) "Blasters won't work on those pants. Switch to tow cables." > > -- > Evil Rockboy > -Keep the idiots off the 'net: kill a WebTV user today!- > http://members.home.net/the-rockboy/ > ============================================== > RSPWECW former Tag Team Champion > RSPWWCW TV Champion > RSPWNWA European Champion > ============================================== > Man makes God, so God can make man > Man makes the Devil, so that he can understand > why it is that every day > everything always turns out this way > ============================================== > Funnier than Brownstein. -- EDC Straight out of the Suburban Wasteland known as Springfield, VA. "You didn't count on my loyal army of prostitutes, did you?" -Norm MacDonald TERROR ON-LINE!! ED now is a Loser with a Webpage!! 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2000-02-07 00:00:00 - 100 Lines From Star Trek That Can Be Improved If You Substitute The Word 'Pants' Into The Sentence... - (Rockboy <the-rockboy@telusplanet.net>)


1) Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial cruiser. 2) I find you lack of pants disturbing. 3) Bounty hunters... we don't need their pants around here. 4) Use the pants, Luke. 5) The pants will be with you, always. 6) I detected a great disturbance in the pants. 7) You don't need to see our pants. 8) "Imperial stormtroopers have entered our pants!" 9) "Good. It would be unfortunate if I had to leave a my pants here." 10) These aren't the pants you are looking for. Move along.. 11) I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants. 12) Jabba, this is your last warning, free pants or die! 13) I use to bulls eye wamp rats back home in my pants and there no bigger than two meters wide. 14) Pants Away! (originally Torpedoes Away) 15) But with the pants down I won't be able to see a thing. 16) Yeah! but Droids don't pull your Pants off when they lose. Wookies have been known to do that. 17) Pants do not concern me Admiral 18) Once these Pants are full operational we have the ultimate power in the universe at our finger tips. 19) Awww but I wanted to go to Toshi Station and pick up some power pants. 20) "A Jedi's strength flows from his pants." 21) "Your overconfidence is your weakness." "Your faith in your pants is yours." 22) "He is using an old Jedi pant trick." 23) "Tell the last freighter to take off! I'll get the Princess out using my pants." 24) "Tell the last freighter to take off! I'll get the princess out of her pants using the Millennium Falcon." 25) Commander tear this ship apart, and bring me the pants, I want them alive! 26) "Look, sir. Pants." 27) "How am I supposed to do this with the pants down?" 28) Lock pants in attack position! 29) Darth and Luke fighting on the 2nd Death Star. "A sister. Your pants betray you." 30) Adventure. Excitement. Pants. A Jedi craves not these things. 31) In the Cantina: It looks like someone is taking a special interest in your pants. 32) At Obi Wan's Hut: I have something here I wanted to give you when you were old enough. Your fathers pants. 33) I can't recall ever owning any pants 34) I am your pants. Join me on the dark side. Together we can rule the universe...... 35) There are alternative to pants you know. 36) The pants will be down shortly. You may commence your landing. 37) From the trailer: "The pants are dangerous, we all see that, why can't you?" 38) "What's in there?" "Only what you take in with you" ..."Your pants you will not need." 39) The pants aren't down yet! All squadrons break off! Break off! 40) If only you knew the true power of the dark side of your pants. 41) I am pantless, strike me down! 42) I can feel your pants, young Jedi. 43) The pants are strong on this one. 44) We don't stand a chance against those pants, we'll last longer that we would against the Death Star. 45) The pants must be closed. (subs. Shield doors) 46) Sir should I have your pants on stand by? What evacuate in our moment of triumph. 47) But Alderran is a peaceful system, they have no pants. 48) I'd rather kiss pants! (Instead of "a wookie") 49) I'd rather pants a wookie. 50) From the first death star battle: 51) Biggs, you picked pants up! Watch yourself! 52) Pants coming in, mark 5! 53) You're really good at looking out for your pants. 54) Jabba has a really high price on your pants. 55) Hey! This one has damaged pants! What are you trying to pull? 56) R2D2 says the odds of us finding their pants are 725 to 1. 57) Let's hope these pants are worth what we paid for them. 58) Shuttle Tydirium transmit the code clearance for lowering of the pants. 59) "I want them alive, No Pantsing." "As you wish". (Darth to Boba Fett in Empire). 60) "Take the Wookie and the Princess back to my pants" (Darth Vader after Han Solo is frozen in Carbonite) 61) "All ships, prepare to pants into hyperspace". 62) Luke's Hologram: "As a gift to you I offer you these pants, I'm sure they will serve you well." 63) Threepio: What should I do if someone comes? Han: Lock the door, and hope they don't have pants. 64) Han: Ok Kid the pants are all clear now, lets blow this thing and go home. 65) Entering the pants on my mark. (pants = hyperspace) 66) I thought the pants smelled bad on the outside. 67) Deck officer: Sir, The pant are dropping rapidly.... Han: Yeah and my friend is out there in it. 68) Lando to Leia: You truly belong with us among our pants. 69) C-3PO : I'm sitting with no pants and your have delusions of grandeur 70) C3PO: Oh my! What have you done? You've put my pants on backwards! 71) "Inform the commander that Lord Vader's pants have arrived." 72) "I'm out of my pants for a little while, everybody gets delusions of grandeur. 73) "My pants have had terrible consequences for the galaxy." 74) "Your pants. They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." 75) "It's the ship that made the pants run in less than twelve parsecs!" 76) "Governor Tarkin, I should have expected to find you holding Vader's pants." 77) "Oh! The pants were a really wonderful idea. What an incredible smell you've discovered!" 78) "Oh! All this excitement has overrun the pants of my counterpart here. If you don't mind, I'd like to take him down to maintenance." 79) "Didn't we just leave these pants?" 80) "We've analyzed their attack, sir, and there is a danger. Should I have your pants standing by?" "Evacuate? In out moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances!" 81) "There's a meteorite that hit the my pants here. I want to check it out. It won't take long." 82) "I merely commented that it was freezing in the princess' pants." 83) "Your Highness, there's nothing more we can do tonight. The pants must be closed." 84) "The ion cannon will fire several shots to make sure that any enemy ships will be out of your pants." 85) "Wedge, I've lost my pants. You'll have to make this shot. I'll cover for you." 86) "Pants matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you?" 87) "Well, if they follow standard Imperial procedure, they'll dump their pants before they go to light-speed, then we just float away." 88) "That was never a condition of our agreement, nor was giving pants to this bounty hunter!" 89) "Obi-Wan has taught you well. You have controlled your fear... now release your pants." 90) The pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it counts. 91) These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we use it. 92) TK-421... Why aren't you in your pants? 93) You are unwise to lower your pants. 94) She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment to retrieve them. See to it personally, Commander. 95) Luke... help me remove these pants... 96) That blast came from those pants. That things operational! 97) Maybe you'd like it better back in your pants, your highness. 98) Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this. 99) A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master. 100) "Blasters won't work on those pants. Switch to tow cables." -- Evil Rockboy -Keep the idiots off the 'net: kill a WebTV user today!- http://members.home.net/the-rockboy/ ============================================== RSPWECW former Tag Team Champion RSPWWCW TV Champion RSPWNWA European Champion ============================================== Man makes God, so God can make man Man makes the Devil, so that he can understand why it is that every day everything always turns out this way ============================================== Funnier than Brownstein.